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kevster
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10-01-2009, 06:13 AM
Post subject: Round 12: BigRed Vs. BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Winner gets to perform at a Comedy Jam. Loser gets to perform on IOPQ.
Go go go.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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Who?
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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1 and 1A
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Win win?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by bigred
Win win?
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This!
Wuv you.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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I was crushing BigRed initially. I can only assume this means I am more popular with the late night North Americans and early rising Euros.
I'll take the former as being kind of cool, but the latter pretty much scares me.
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flomo
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bigred
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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coin flip - quarter says bigred!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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better do 2 out of 3 to be sure
oooOoo! benny wins back to back to take the tally!
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"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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bigred
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I'm sorry but this poll is not legitimate for a few reasons. The voters obviously love me the most at FTR but they're torn by Kevster's clarification. Let me illustrate what I mean by showing you what's going through the head of the voters...
People who voted for Bigred: Man, Bigred is the best, ezgame!
People who voted for that other guy: I love Bigred! I love him so much that I want him to get some! Because of this, I'm voting for this other guy, whoever he is
See! Kevster knew this and I consider anytime someone wants to tamper with an FTR pole and make me look bad is a hate crime.
ban kevster
his avatar can stay...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by bigred
People who voted for Bigred: Man, Bigred is kinda like a crippled, buck-toothed kid on some telethon for skin and muscle disease and not voting for him makes me feel bad, ezgame!
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FYP
Shit, dis goan get ugly.
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bigred
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Ok, first of all Magnum PI sucked. Yeah, I said it. Second of all, you suck!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by bigred
Ok, first of all Magnum PI sucked.
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You're just jealous that when you were a kid, every Thursday night from 8pm to 9pm and then for some buzzy alone time in the bathroom afterwards, Mommy paid attention to Magnum instead of you.
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kevster
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Chill ladies, this is just about who is funnier not who can pull who's hair harder.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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bigred
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Originally Posted by kevster
Chill ladies, this is just about who is funnier not who can pull who's hair harder.
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YOU STAY OUT OF THIS BITCH
@Benny My mom is a saint and you shut your dirty little mouth. Everyone knows you're just IOPQ's gimmick account....oooh I went there
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bigred
@Benny My mom is a saint and you shut your dirty little mouth
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1) Don't project your disgusting AIDS-inducing fantasies on my mouth.
2) Saint Theresa, the Glory Hole Healer, maybe.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Everyone knows you're just IOPQ's gimmick account....oooh I went there
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iopq jokes are SOOOO this morning.
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GatorJH
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how can we get bigred to do both? Where is THAT option?
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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It's like snickers vrs milky way. Only bigred can bring the nuts.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BooG690
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Bumpity bump.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Bah, kiwiMark is the shit. Warpe is the second funniest 70-year old I've ever known. Everyone else hits dingers from time to time, except BooG.
We can all be funny. One-liners forever!
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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And how could I forget rilla? Rilla!
Don't ban me, pls.
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donkbee
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WELP
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"Voters: 25. You have already voted on this poll"
I wonder who I voted for
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Red LaRue 2012
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Red LaRue 2012
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But he's Canadian...
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I meant for the 2012 apocalypse.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
"Voters: 25. You have already voted on this poll"
I wonder who I voted for
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lol mine says the same thing and i have no clue who i voted for
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
But he's Canadian...
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Right, you'll need to come here. We'll let anybody be Prime Minister.
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supa
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Full House
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I was gonna vote for Benny until I found out he was canadian. Is there a third option by any chance?
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
I was gonna vote for Benny until I found out he was canadian. Is there a third option by any chance?
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I was going to tell you you're not the super a-hole everyone seems to think that you are but now I'm not so sure.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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GMML, can you change his title from flush to a custom "Supa A-hole"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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supa
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Full House
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Damn, so much for taking a joke.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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supa
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
GMML, can you change his title from flush to a custom "Supa A-hole"
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No such thing as bad publicity. Though I have no idea what I"m publicitizing.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
Damn, so much for taking a joke.
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Is it? Is it so much indeed?
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supa
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Is it? Is it so much indeed?
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Yes, and if I have insulted you I apologize.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by supahaole
Yes, and if I have insulted you I apologize.
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You seem wolfy.
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supa
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Full House
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No, I'm the seer...but we've already done that joke.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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There's more leveling going on here than when I built some stairs.
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supa
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Full House
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Not really.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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kiwiMark
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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lol I'd end up with a couple of broken limbs if I tried those stairs.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Salami Ahole 2012
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Salami Ahole 2012
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Winner!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Lucothefish
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coinflip bitches
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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OngBonga
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Full House
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I voted based on avatar. I hate the cat, and like that man's stylish moustache. Easy winner.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
ongies gonna ong
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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:flexes banning muscles:
orly?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
:flexes banning muscles:
orly?
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Police states aren't funny, dude.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
:flexes banning muscles:
orly?
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Don't try to compete with Magnum PI imo
I voted bigred because it reminds my of the top drawer of my wife's dresser... near the back
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
I voted bigred because it reminds my of the top drawer of my wife's dresser... near the back
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Because that's where she keeps her Spanx?
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Because that's where she keeps her Spanx?
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uhh... sure
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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