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Old 10-30-2006, 07:29 PM     Post subject: Rondavu: THaC you Bastard #1 (permalink)  
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I want you to know it's not right to raise my blind with high pockets in a 180 SnG over and over. I have suited connectors with a high stack. Is it so wrong that I fancy to splash around like a dolphin in candy water against my FTR nemesis? Well is it, Punk?

Thanks to you I went from chip leader to suck it whore in no time flat. I was fine before you sat down and stimulated my ego into date rape mode, only to slip myself the rufinol, and find myself drooling naked in the corner with only a short stack of pennies left in my pocket.

Thanks a lot asshole. I hope you used my chips well. Say hello to your wife for me, and tell her not to be late for our nookie session next time.
It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
 
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Old 10-30-2006, 07:47 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2006, 08:28 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptan3s
Remember when I played 50nl wit you.
Ya. Remember when you busted Bubba with 99? I imagined that guy from Forrest Gump scratching his head as his chips fly up to you, then deciding he'll return to shrimpin.

By the way. You raised, two of us called, and I checked a set of 333 to you. You decided to fold on a check option and I spit my drink all over the prostitute who was giving me cornrows. Ok it wasn't cornrows.
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Old 10-30-2006, 10:21 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 10-31-2006, 03:25 AM #5 (permalink)  
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