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spoonitnow
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04-28-2008, 02:02 AM
Post subject: Ripptyde Update
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From *nsfw* http://www.neverwinpoker.com/forums/...&mode=threaded
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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swiggidy
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that's kinda funny
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Link is NSFW further down the post btw.
Ripptyde is fascinating.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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who here honestly didn't see this coming?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
who here honestly didn't see this coming?
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In 100% seriousness, I thought Brandi's suicide was much more likely to happen than Ripptyde quitting poker.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I don't think he's quitting. I just think he's blowing up and burning bridges. It's a phase he happens to visit from time to time.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I don't think he's quitting. I just think he's blowing up and burning bridges. It's a phase he happens to visit from time to time.
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Yeah kind of like me pissing off a mod happens from time to time.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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problem loading page
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfw i wanna see this
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spoonitnow
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Works for me atm Idk wtf.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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boost
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lol at rippy and lol at spoons sig.
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midas06
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awesome
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