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Old 02-19-2006, 05:26 PM     Post subject: Retarded kid #1 (permalink)  
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wth is he screaming? I dont know if it's danish or german

This is the biggest retard I've ever seen
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:29 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I no scoped him with an awp in de_prodigy.
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:37 PM #3 (permalink)  
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what
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>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:40 PM #4 (permalink)  

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The guy is german. Don´t insult the Danes.
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:43 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Why did you make a video of 'rilla playing poker?


That's sick man.


 
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:49 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I'd love to see what is on his monitor.

Probably Tubgirl.
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:53 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Picked this up from the comments page:

Translation:

I want to play (yelling, when He walks in)
Turn on
Goooooooooo
Start the damn game
Start the game, you son of a xxxx
I’m not going to say that again
Get out of my way (when he throws the stuff from the desk)
What iiiiiiiiis thaaaaaat (He puts his Hands on his head)
Oh my God, what happened (Yells)
I want to finally play that game (arghghghg)
Launch quick
Heeere it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goooooooeeees ( he gets really exited)
Yes, playing.
Plaaaaaayinnng, you wanker, plaaaaayiiiinng
faaaaaaaster
it loads, it loads (He knocks his head on the keyboard)
I doooooon’t want that it loads………..
When iiiiit loads, then you always have to wait for soooooo looong (yelling)
I don’t want to wait, I want to play this damn game NOW. (He yells like hell)
Think Positive, simply think positive, it will start soon.
It starts. (laughing)
Yeeeeeeees, it starts, it starts
Yes, you son of a bith.
Eat this, yeeees
I killed him
go go go go go
Eat your melted xxxx
You son of a xxxx, I’m gonna kill you. Arrrgghhhh (Totally freaks out)
Yeeeeees, Yeeeees, I press on fire, you son of a xxxx
The Escape Button is missing,
The escape button…….
Wheeeeeere is it?
Where is the escape button?
Where is the escape button?
Where is the escape button? (Then He finds a Button and puts it on the keyboard)
so, I don’t need support, I don’t need support (hahaha)
I will tie you into knots
I killed him (laughing)
Yes, I will kill all of you.
Eat this, you son of a xxxx
I will tie you into knots
I will tie you into knots
I will………………I will just shoot you
I will shoot you with a blablabla (couldn’t understand this mumbling sick creature)
This son of a xxxx shoots on me… (..then He freaks out)
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:19 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I no scoped him with an awp in de_prodigy.
Why would you want to play de_prodigy? :/
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:21 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I no scoped him with an awp in de_prodigy.
Why would you want to play de_prodigy? :/
We should have a FTR CS night.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:48 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I no scoped him with an awp in de_prodigy.
Why would you want to play de_prodigy? :/
We should have a FTR CS night.
cs or cs:s?

im down either way.
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:53 PM #11 (permalink)  
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btw that guys going to grow up to be the next hitler.
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:25 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I no scoped him with an awp in de_prodigy.
Why would you want to play de_prodigy? :/
We should have a FTR CS night.
cs or cs:s?

im down either way.
just cs

cs:s is for teh nubs
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:26 PM #13 (permalink)  
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LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:29 PM #14 (permalink)  
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stop hijacking my great thread you cs fags. Go do something constructive like pop your acne or shine your glasses instead
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:29 PM #15 (permalink)  
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d00d set this up, me and my buddies have a server.
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:42 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:06 PM #17 (permalink)  
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1.6 I got your no scopes in the bag just wait and see.

I can play tonight screw homework.
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:25 PM #18 (permalink)  
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LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:20 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Its me playing poker, took a bad beat...Im a little emotional, I know...
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:24 PM #20 (permalink)  
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15 wang man-train bwns me, sry
Im not suprised.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:43 PM #21 (permalink)  
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stop hijacking my great thread you cs fags. Go do something constructive like pop your acne or shine your glasses instead
i shined them extra hard last night, ill pm you pics.
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:50 PM #22 (permalink)  
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15 wang man-train bwns me, sry
Im not suprised.
that's rookie stuff. Nice voice mail you left me this weekend btw, "I like to extend myself to the gay population". good stuff
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:09 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I wonder why nobody in the house hear him scream...Or is this the only time he would go crazy when a game doesnt load fast enough...I feel bad for his parents...
 
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:16 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:07 AM #25 (permalink)  
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