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nomofoshobro
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09-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Post subject: the required number of posts.
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i want to get a consensus here.
1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total buttmunch?
2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
discuss.
am i bored today? yes........slow day at work.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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1)5001
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Staresy
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09-01-2005, 01:16 PM
Post subject: Re: the required number of posts.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
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following from the above....
68 .... if you're ballsy
70 .... if you're polite
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Miffed22001
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
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following from the above....
68 .... if you're ballsy
70 .... if you're polite
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lol
How many posts does hydroseeds have right now?
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The_Cheat
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09-01-2005, 09:55 PM
Post subject: Re: the required number of posts.
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Straight
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Originally Posted by nomofoshobro
i want to get a consensus here.
1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total buttmunch?
2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
discuss.
am i bored today? yes........slow day at work.
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i dont think it is the number of posts that prevent you from coming across as a "buttmunch" but rather the quality of your posts, and how funny your pics/momma jokes ect... are.
also it would help if you stopped saying stuff like "buttmunch," doyouseeawhy?
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The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
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I think the Beavis & Butthead generation have Buttmunch branded into their vocabulary for life....me included.
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
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a500lbgorilla
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It sounds like a breakfast cereal
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Fnord
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You post-whoring dung-flinging chimp
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BTW, tell your mom whip cream rim jobs just aren't my thing...
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...know where I can upload the pictures without having "bandwidth exceeded" problems?
So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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The_Cheat
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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excellent allusion fnordy!
I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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excellent allusion fnordy!
I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
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1 month?
You guys should start a pool and then try to bribe me under the table to swing it in one way or the other.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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The_Cheat
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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excellent allusion fnordy!
I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
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1 month?
You guys should start a pool and then try to bribe me under the table to swing it in one way or the other.
-'rilla
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well, we are all compulsive gamblers, so this is the right crowd for it
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Don't Hate the Playa, Hate the Cheat
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The english prefer tea and crumpets. Americans prefer to kick your ass.
-'rilla
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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He wont.
He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
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nomofoshobro
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09-02-2005, 12:08 PM
Post subject: Re: the required number of posts.
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also it would help if you stopped saying stuff like "buttmunch," doyouseeawhy?
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you are absolutely right. question 1 edited below.
1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total ASSMASTER?
and i don't see why. can you please explain? examples, charts and graphs would be appreciated.
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nomofoshobro
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day at work already? WTF I havent gone to bed yet and its 6:43 A.M here.
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i am in austria.
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a500lbgorilla
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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He wont.
He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.

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15 real posts per day.
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miffed22001
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
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He wont.
He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.

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15 real posts per day.
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
-'rilla
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No
You are using this saying so that you can get people to bend over in your presence which allows you to annally penetrate them
I will not bow beeeeyatch
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