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Old 09-01-2005, 11:25 AM     Post subject: the required number of posts. #1 (permalink)  
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i want to get a consensus here.

1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total buttmunch?

2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)

3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?

discuss.

am i bored today? yes........slow day at work.
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Old 09-01-2005, 11:42 AM #2 (permalink)  
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day at work already? WTF I havent gone to bed yet and its 6:43 A.M here.
 
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:28 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-01-2005, 01:16 PM     Post subject: Re: the required number of posts. #4 (permalink)  
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2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
69

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3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
following from the above....
68 .... if you're ballsy
70 .... if you're polite
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Old 09-01-2005, 02:56 PM #5 (permalink)  
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2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)
69

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3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?
following from the above....
68 .... if you're ballsy
70 .... if you're polite
lol
How many posts does hydroseeds have right now?
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Old 09-01-2005, 09:55 PM     Post subject: Re: the required number of posts. #6 (permalink)  
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i want to get a consensus here.

1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total buttmunch?

2) how many posts should one have before openly talking about having sex with another poster's mother? (in a humorous way, i might add)

3) how many posts should one have before ACTUALLY having sex with another poster's mother and then posting photos on the board without coming off like a total buttmunch?

discuss.

am i bored today? yes........slow day at work.
i dont think it is the number of posts that prevent you from coming across as a "buttmunch" but rather the quality of your posts, and how funny your pics/momma jokes ect... are.

also it would help if you stopped saying stuff like "buttmunch," doyouseeawhy?
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Old 09-01-2005, 10:31 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I think the Beavis & Butthead generation have Buttmunch branded into their vocabulary for life....me included.
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:04 AM #8 (permalink)  
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It sounds like a breakfast cereal

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Old 09-02-2005, 12:22 AM #9 (permalink)  
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1)5001
You post-whoring dung-flinging chimp

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BTW, tell your mom whip cream rim jobs just aren't my thing...

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...know where I can upload the pictures without having "bandwidth exceeded" problems?

So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
 
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:26 AM #10 (permalink)  
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
excellent allusion fnordy!

I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:28 AM #11 (permalink)  
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
excellent allusion fnordy!

I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
1 month?

You guys should start a pool and then try to bribe me under the table to swing it in one way or the other.

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Old 09-02-2005, 12:31 AM #12 (permalink)  
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
excellent allusion fnordy!

I would say end of this month, you have been slackin for shizzle
1 month?

You guys should start a pool and then try to bribe me under the table to swing it in one way or the other.

-'rilla
well, we are all compulsive gamblers, so this is the right crowd for it
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:34 AM #13 (permalink)  
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
He wont.
He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:08 PM     Post subject: Re: the required number of posts. #14 (permalink)  
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also it would help if you stopped saying stuff like "buttmunch," doyouseeawhy?
you are absolutely right. question 1 edited below.

1) how many posts should one have before poking fun of someone on this forum without coming off like a total ASSMASTER?

and i don't see why. can you please explain? examples, charts and graphs would be appreciated.
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:10 PM #15 (permalink)  
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day at work already? WTF I havent gone to bed yet and its 6:43 A.M here.
i am in austria.
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Old 09-02-2005, 01:56 PM #16 (permalink)  
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
He wont.
He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
15 real posts per day.

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Old 09-02-2005, 02:04 PM #17 (permalink)  
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So, what's the over-under on when 'rilla passes my post count?
He wont.
He posts too much rubbish in here instead of in 'real' forums.
15 real posts per day.

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

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You are using this saying so that you can get people to bend over in your presence which allows you to annally penetrate them
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