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Sykedupp
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08-07-2005, 07:41 AM
Post subject: By Request: Where do you like to pee?
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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I took a piss last week behind a dumpster, it was SO MUCH FUN! And I think some old granny saw me as she drove by, though. She didnt look happy.
Thoughts/Stories?
-Chris
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
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In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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journey075
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Originally Posted by Muxy
In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thats. so. gross.
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Eric
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Originally Posted by Muxy
In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol, that is funny. I know what you mean though, I run to the toilet and back as fast as possible while playing online.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
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I have my own personal bush on the way home from a night on the tiles.
:P
As for my mate, he tried down an emergency exit next to the nightclub. 
nenawnenawnenaw!
Busted
$50 quid ($100)   
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Pants.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ville18
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Yo mama
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ake's face.
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Xianti
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On her stomach.
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ville18
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Yo mama
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On her stomach.
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sicko.
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Xianti
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That's a golden compliment. She has a nice stomach.
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Gatlin Dan
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Originally Posted by Eric
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Originally Posted by Muxy
In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol, that is funny. I know what you mean though, I run to the toilet and back as fast as possible while playing online. |
I've got a patent on an invention.
The Poker Catheter...
Comes complete with the Ace of Spades printed on the bag, and a graduated cylinder to measure output.
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"A lot of fortunes are made on what you don't play."--"Miami" John Cernuto
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eeeee
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SoCal
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OK, you win. This is a great thing, peeing everywhere.
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I'm a know-it-all.
No, really.
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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Originally Posted by eeeee
OK, you win. This is a great thing, peeing everywhere.
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NH 
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Lizard_King
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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It's a close tie.
In my neighbor's closet and on the girl in bed next to me in bed. (Both experiences from college I would rather not repeat)
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hydroseeds
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Straight
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Originally Posted by Lizard_King
It's a close tie.
In my neighbor's closet and on the girl in bed next to me in bed. (Both experiences from college I would rather not repeat)
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Roofles.
Too drunk to walk to the bathroom?
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Eric
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A friend of my wife's once went on the vcr (apparently he was drunk and thought it was the toilet).
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realgenius
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Straight
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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In the big Ganutlet event last wednesday, I couldnt hold it anymore, I'm lactose intolerant and I had pizza for dinner.....So I run to the bathroom, my girlfriend starts screming "You have 2 queens!", but when you're lactose intolerant it's not like you can just pinch it off and go, so I finally get back in the room, and I see the Ladies, but before I can click on "I'm Back", they got folded. I was sad.
I just realized this was a peeing topic not a, well you know. Although when you're lactose intolerant it feels like your pissing out your arse....I'm not the only one am I?
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This is a true story. I'm not a paid actor. FTR does not guarantee any results. People can and do lose money when playing poker.
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nomofoshobro
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Straight
Join Date: May 2005
Location: HOG HEAVEN
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when i was living in NYC, i peed on the G line subway platform once and on various construction site fences throughout the city. hey, when you gotta go and its 3am, what are you gonna do.?
but my personal favorite place to pee is in the great outdoors, preferable off the edge of a cliff with a magnificent vista spread out before me. ahhhhhhhhh.
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sinky
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2005
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The location was outside the famous Clachaig Inn at Glencoe, in the highlands of Scotland. We had been drinking all evening and at closing time decided we wern't done. Two of us bought a "carry-oot" and sat outside drinking for another hour or so. By this time it was 2.30 am and there was no one else about. I don't think we had seen another person or car for about 30 mins. So before starting back to the campsite, we had a piss into a ditch at the side of the single track road. After 6 hours drinking these things can take a few minutes and once youve started your kind of "pot commited" At this point we see car headlights coming round the bend in the road. This was not really of any concern to us, until the blue flashing lights went on. Next thing we know we are in the back of the police car giving or names and addresses.
We convinced ourselves that the police were just winding us up and nothing would come of it, but 5 days later I get a letter saying I had been charged with something along the lines of... "Urinating in a public place with likelyhood to cause offence". ROFLMAO. Fortunatley it only took one phonecall from a lawyer and the charges were dropped.
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DavSimon
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Full House
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People ask me; "Hey Dav....why don't you spend more time in the FTR Community section"
and Xianti....if you can't think of something better to do with that girl rather than pee on her we need to have a serious sit down at the next FTR meet.
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Tim Vecchioni
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Maryland US
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lol dav...however ive went to the bathroom several times, RAN up the stairs went to the bathroom, then RAN back down...only to find it counting 3 2 1 FOLD as i look at my aces go bye bye, ive done that atleast 3 times, however only once they woulda won if i stayed...
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back looking to make some moolah
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ihategnomes
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Louisiana
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Location - 2002 an unnamed wireless convention. Since I speaking everyone felt they had to buy me a drink. I was soo drunk and walking back to my hotel room when I decided, I couldn't wait anymore. There was this little fake garden like thing in the middle of the walkway, it had fake plants in it or what not, this was a perfect candidate.
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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Sed
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wastin' away again in margaritaville....
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I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.
- sed
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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Gatlin Dan
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Originally Posted by sed
I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.
- sed
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Damn you. I cuss you at least three times a day when I'm at work. At least it's not in the sink.
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"A lot of fortunes are made on what you don't play."--"Miami" John Cernuto
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Lizard_King
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Originally Posted by sed
I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.
- sed
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Damn you. I cuss you at least three times a day when I'm at work. At least it's not in the sink. |
Could be worse, he could be the guy who pisses all over the toilet seat.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Quote:
Gatlin Dan wrote:
sed wrote:
I prefer to find my way to a public restroom, take up position right infront of the urinal and create a nice little puddle on the floor for everyone following me to stand in while doing their business... yes, I am that guy.
- sed
Damn you. I cuss you at least three times a day when I'm at work. At least it's not in the sink.
Could be worse, he could be the guy who pisses all over the toilet seat.
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na.
thats me. 
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I still wet the bed.
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Do you own a bed?
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Xianti
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I still wet the bed.
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With semen or urine?
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EasyT
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Originally Posted by Muxy
In the 2 liter bottle beside my dual monitor set up!!! never sit out on stars thats when they deal you teh rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Though disgusting, the result is a lot less disgusting than the empty 12oz Heineken that I "thought would cover it".
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Originally Posted by Xianti
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
I still wet the bed.
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With semen or urine? |
Both.
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