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View Poll Results: Rate my game
1-3 (1 being no game, i.e. BigRed.) 3 25.00%
3.1-5 0 0%
5.1-7 0 0%
7.1-9 2 16.67%
Perfect 10 (game like gabe) 7 58.33%
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a500lbgorilla
Old 03-30-2006, 02:51 AM     Post subject: Rate my game #1 (permalink)  
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AnOpenBook: aight pmj
AnOpenBook: next target is your stack
AnOpenBook: it's mine in less than 30 mins baby
***Hot chick joins table
AnOpenBook: hi guuuuuurl
AnOpenBook: wanna go out some time?
AnOpenBook: my treat
2wild4u2: who u talkin to?
AnOpenBook: you cuz you have boobs
2wild4u2: your right i do
2wild4u2: lol
2wild4u2: and just how old r u
AnOpenBook: dont worry, ill protect you
AnOpenBook: 20
Rails987: sry
AnOpenBook: just had my birthday
2wild4u2: im 27
AnOpenBook: that's perfect!
2wild4u2: your only a younging
AnOpenBook: im an old spirit
AnOpenBook: ask pmj
2wild4u2: lol
2wild4u2: if i had more money i would take you up on your offer
AnOpenBook: pfft a date with me is ALL expenses paid
pmj72: careful now book i doubt that 2 wild is HE represents
pmj72: what*
AnOpenBook: but... she has boobs
Rails987: lmao
pmj72: well ***** it then go for it
2wild4u2: but i am a single mom that has one 6 year old girl dont i cant play on here much..by the looks of it you have been doing well tonight
Rails987: lol
AnOpenBook: besides, man-boobs are WAY more than im getting right now
pmj72: lol
2wild4u2: lol
AnOpenBook: hey, ask your daughter if she'd like to go out with me sometime
Rails987: lol
2wild4u2: my girl is 6

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 03-30-2006, 02:53 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I got her begging to me.

2wild4u2: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
2wild4u2: OPEN?
AnOpenBook: you make me feel cruel, buy i cant just loan money out to someone who doesnt trust me to date their daughter
2wild4u2: i would trust you in anyway shape or form

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Old 03-30-2006, 03:04 AM #3 (permalink)  
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you saw that the main well in the center of Moralsexuality town had run dry. So instead of trying to dig it deeper to get some water, you pissed in it and laughed to your self as you thought about hte losers who would come after you and drink from the well only to find that its urine. Then you proceeded to the newer, fresher, albeit smaller well on the outskirts of town for a good, long, refreshing drink of water.

def a 10 all the way. Well played sir.
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Old 03-30-2006, 03:09 AM #4 (permalink)  
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you saw that the main well in the center of Moralsexuality town had run dry. So instead of trying to dig it deeper to get some water, you pissed in it and laughed to your self as you thought about hte losers who would come after you and drink from the well only to find that its urine. Then you proceeded to the newer, fresher, albeit smaller well on the outskirts of town for a good, long, refreshing drink of water.

def a 10 all the way. Well played sir.
thx, this was def the line i was going for.

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Old 03-30-2006, 03:59 AM #5 (permalink)  
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 i laughed, clearly a 10
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ake
Old 03-30-2006, 10:54 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Hahaha, unfortunately I voted 1 before reading it
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:47 PM #7 (permalink)  
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yea thats a 10 alright. WP
gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
 
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Old 03-30-2006, 03:26 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Who ever voted 1, how can I improve my game?

i need tips to be more like gabe

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Old 03-30-2006, 04:44 PM #9 (permalink)  
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wait...... does 10 mean game similiar to mine, or game likes me?

i think i voted 10 for the wrong reason
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Old 03-30-2006, 04:47 PM #10 (permalink)  
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wait...... does 10 mean game similiar to mine, or game likes me?

i think i voted 10 for the wrong reason
game of the same calibur as yours

cuz you rich and the ladies all on yah

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Old 03-30-2006, 05:02 PM #11 (permalink)  
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ok sorry i made a bad joke
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Old 03-30-2006, 05:19 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by gabe
ok sorry i made a bad joke
obv becuase i still dont get it.

your game is getting weak, old man.

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Old 03-30-2006, 08:22 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I voted 10 pretty much cos it had gabe's name on it
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Old 03-30-2006, 08:28 PM #14 (permalink)  
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