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    Default Rant Thread - Post Your Rants Here

    First off try not to create a huge discussion arguing why someones rant is stupid, instead post your own rant (unless you get so pissed you want to rant in opposition to someone else's rant)

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    First rant
    The Boy Scouts of America is a bigoted organization, I am totally fine with that. They do not allow gay or atheist to join (individual troops may over look this but they are breaking the BSA's rules). Now if you want to be a bigoted organization go for it, no one should be able to stop you because we live in America so you should be able to do what you want.
    Here is were my rant comes in, while the BSA may not be directly funded as in given money by the government they ARE given use of public institutions for free or $1. Up until recently government institutions would sponsor boy scout troops. The Boy Scout Jamboree costs America a few million every few years.

    Rant 2 - Separation of Church and State
    I guess this rant can be expanded into the dissolving of the separation of church and state in our country. Gay marriage debates ultimately boils down to Christians saying that the sanctity of marriage will be destroyed if gays can marry. Why should peoples religious views become rules that garner everyones actions?

    Rant 3 - Fucking idiot hippies
    1. Fuck the hippies for trying to block nuclear power, really we have not built a nuclear power plant in what 30 years? How much extra fossil fuels have we used up by not being able to build them. Yes spent nuclear fuel is a problem but omg there is a solution fucking bury it, yes it will be around for a long time but maybe our kids or their kids can do something about it, we keep burning fossil fuels and who knows if we will make it.
    2. Also your fucking hybrid is stupid and no one wants to hear you talk about it.

    Thats it for now.
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    This thread sucks. And I am not talking about the "oh shit he has pocket Aces. That sucks" sort of sucks. I am talking about the "WTF, there is 45 seconds of my life I am NEVER going to get back because I opened this thread and read it" sucks.

    God I hate threads like these.

    Fortunately there are threads like these that allow me to express my displeasure with threads like these.

    God Bless ProZachNation for starting this thread.
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    that last one was funny
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    stupid idiot fucking people (usually girls) who think it's smart to put their glass right-side up in my sloped sink.

    THERE'S 20 FUCKING FEET OF COUNTER SPACE, PUT IT THERE. PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER. LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST DON'T PUT IT IN THE SINK SO IT FALLS FUCKING OVER AND SHATTERS. GODDAMN
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    i hate people named sean
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
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    well i'm named after my first name so there
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    uh dude why do you hate people with hybrids? they are pretty damn efficient ( my parents have one, I don't). Your screaming for nuclear power which i am very for in my life but your against a similar alternative way of minimizing fuel, the hybrid.
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    No if you want to buy a hybrid good for you, but in no way does that give you the right to walk around muttering how much better your hybrid makes you then the other person, specifically assholes who are in no way "green aware" and just have a hybrid because it is trendy. Like have you ever seen someone flicking a cigarette butt out of a hybrid car window.... I have
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    haha prozach you are the man. i have a rant of my own to add to separation of church and state.

    its fucking bullshit that the government mandates people to A.A. and this other stupid fucking class i have to take. i just found out the cost if you arent funded by the government. brace yourselves now: $1200. the course is 10 hours a week for 6 weeks of this class, as i talked about in that other thread i started. this really opened my eyes to realize how much the government wastes our tax dollars on stupid horse shit like this. somebody is getting rich through that thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I hate posts that seem funny in your head then when you check them out right after you realize how stupid you look.
    I actually lol'd at the post before this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kits
    I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Kits
    I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
    EPIC LOL
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    I hate people who jump on fads

    I hate no-personality-havin' mimics, who mimic everything "the cool guy" does as to try to look cool too

    I hate people who go shopping almost as if its a therapy

    I fucking hate consumerism

    I hate people who say "I'm soooo stressed", cuz if you really are stressed, you'd be to streesed to even think about that shit


    fuck 'em all
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    The earth is getting real small, like in one way it is good in others it is bad.
    So I got a new phone and do not have everyones number programed into it yet, and I get a missed call do not recognize the number so I type it into google. Google give me a name that I do not know and an address and a link to a map from there I get a satellite image of the dudes house.
    Now this is what google has what the fuck does the government have (even though as we all know google is much smarter the government has more money to blow)

    http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/7858908855 wtf scam?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    stupid idiot fucking people (usually girls) who think it's smart to put their glass right-side up in my sloped sink.

    THERE'S 20 FUCKING FEET OF COUNTER SPACE, PUT IT THERE. PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER. LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST DON'T PUT IT IN THE SINK SO IT FALLS FUCKING OVER AND SHATTERS. GODDAMN
    full of water too (as if to be helpful)

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    i hate guys who don't give reach-arounds
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    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT PANKFISH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WAY TO RUIN MY FUCKING AWESOME THREAD AND RUIN IT FOR FUCKING EVERYBODY I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A GREASE FIRE THATS RIGHT I FUCKING TYPED THAT SHIT OUT SO YOU KNOW I FUCKING MEAN IT.
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    lol
    that is the first time i have laughed at something involving that thread
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    When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I don't know how, but every time someone does their impression of Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, bitch," it keeps getting funnier and funnier. I did some research to find out what qualification these fans had,


    The results were surprising:

    Results suggest that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle, and therefore should shut the fuck up.
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    this stuff:

    It's that shit stuck under my shoe
    It's that smell inside the van
    It's my bed sheet covered with sand
    Sitting through a shitty band
    Getting dog shit on my hands
    Getting hassled by the man

    Waking up to an alarm
    Sticking needles in your arm
    Picking up trash on a freeway
    Feeling depressed everyday
    Leaving without making a sound
    Picking my dog up at the pound
    Living in a tweaker pad
    Getting yelled at by my dad

    Saying I'm happy when I'm not
    Finding roaches in the pot
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    you know what REALLY grinds my gears?

    YOU america, FUCK YOU!
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    Yeah, fck this poster!



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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Fck the next poster
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    something
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    Fck the previous poster
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Book-ended, son!
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    Fuck work, do not get paid enough to deal with that shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Fuck posters who post posters after the previous poster says "fuck the next poster", knowing the previous poster was talking about fucking the affermentioned poster not the poster he posted!

    People who dont respect the holiness that is Beamerball and dont see Michael Vick as one of the most rawly talented athlete to ever enter a football stadium can suck a dick as well!
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    It's SO gay that you want to fuck me three times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    It's SO gay that you want to fuck me three times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Kits
    I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
    i thought luke was your middle name....
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    So over the past maybe 10 months every so often I got really bad pain in my stomach area it would last maybe 30 minutes to an hour and then be gone, it happened a few days in a row then I would go a month or two or three with nothing wrong.

    Sunday night I had the normal pain, last night it came on worse then ever before and I was doubled over on the floor in pain so I went to the er. By the time I got there the pain had gone down a lot and while waiting the pain went away.

    So today i went to my doctor and got xrayed and took some tests etc. Well on the xray I have something in my right side that has density of bone but there shouldn't be anything there... like the doctor did not know what it was and doesn't know if it was just nothing a equipment issue or what.

    So like she reffered me to a specialist and I am going to have a cat scan Sunday morn (yay get to wait so many days) but yeah my doctor said it could be anything from like heartburn/indigestion to a hernia somewhere to that thing on the x-ray doing something.

    So yeah fuck not knowing wtf is wrong with you... like it could be nothing or it could be something bad but I just gotta wait.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    fuck me for letting shit get to my head.
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    Seriously fuck hangovers. I just want to go sleep in my bed with AC on full blast but I'm at work. WTF Kill me plz k thanks.
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    idiots like trent dilfer that say that brett favre's consecutive starts streak is the 'greatest streak' in all of sports.

    NO IT'S FUCKING NOT.

    staying on the consecutive starts streak *alone*, cal ripkin's streak is FAR more impressive. there are multiple QB's alone that are currently playing that are already at a significant fraction of favre's streak; there are very few MLB players that even go an entire SEASON playing every game.

    i could go on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    I do not like people who do not indicate at roundabouts.
    Winner. I seriously could kill people.....
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    i can't stand people who make stupid ****ing analogies, it pisses me off so bad. like things that have absolutely *NO* RELEVANCE TO EACH OTHER WHAT - SO - EVER but are somehow connected through witty manipulation of language.

    e.g. you can't blame a guy for 3-betting J2s, flopping trips, then 'extracting value' from somebody with AA analied (wrd?) with someone blowing his friend's head off, then 'extracting value' by trying to get a reality show. i don't know the fucking story, you might be right, you might be wrong, i don't you know what, but don't use that stupid ass analogy because it's going to make MY head hurt then i'm going to get mad and irritated and post this stupid rant in this stupid thread.
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    ok no more anger for a while, i think i got it all out
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    i hate baseball. it's not a sport. it's a game......down there with hide and seek and freeze tag. of course the defenders would say "OMG IT TAKES SKILL TO HIT A BALL COMING THAT FAST".......yea well it takes skill to play quarters and chess. k thx bye

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    I fuckin hate people that say hockey fighting should be illegal, but mma is ok. What if hockey players put on speedos and rubbed their nuts together like fags, would it be ok then???
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    I hate when the artist formerly known as trainer jyms posts pics of dudes and tries to pass them off as women.
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    I truly hate people who come up with the following line : "its my job, you gotta understand"

    what? FUCK YOU!




    FUCK KNOW-IT-ALLS

    and FUCK PEOPLE WHO DO THEIR UTMOST BEST TO SUCK UP TO PEOPLE WHO ARE "IN THEIR VIEW" THEIR BETTERS

    ALSO, FUCK PEOPLE WITHOUT PERSONALITY

    ARRGGHHHH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    I truly hate people who come up with the following line : "its my job, you gotta understand"

    what? FUCK YOU!
    Just stop shoplifting and store security will leave you alone.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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