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07-25-2008, 12:17 AM
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First off try not to create a huge discussion arguing why someones rant is stupid, instead post your own rant (unless you get so pissed you want to rant in opposition to someone else's rant)
Have fun
First rant
The Boy Scouts of America is a bigoted organization, I am totally fine with that. They do not allow gay or atheist to join (individual troops may over look this but they are breaking the BSA's rules). Now if you want to be a bigoted organization go for it, no one should be able to stop you because we live in America so you should be able to do what you want.
Here is were my rant comes in, while the BSA may not be directly funded as in given money by the government they ARE given use of public institutions for free or $1. Up until recently government institutions would sponsor boy scout troops. The Boy Scout Jamboree costs America a few million every few years.
Rant 2 - Separation of Church and State
I guess this rant can be expanded into the dissolving of the separation of church and state in our country. Gay marriage debates ultimately boils down to Christians saying that the sanctity of marriage will be destroyed if gays can marry. Why should peoples religious views become rules that garner everyones actions?
Rant 3 - Fucking idiot hippies
1. Fuck the hippies for trying to block nuclear power, really we have not built a nuclear power plant in what 30 years? How much extra fossil fuels have we used up by not being able to build them. Yes spent nuclear fuel is a problem but omg there is a solution fucking bury it, yes it will be around for a long time but maybe our kids or their kids can do something about it, we keep burning fossil fuels and who knows if we will make it.
2. Also your fucking hybrid is stupid and no one wants to hear you talk about it.
Thats it for now.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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This thread sucks. And I am not talking about the "oh shit he has pocket Aces. That sucks" sort of sucks. I am talking about the "WTF, there is 45 seconds of my life I am NEVER going to get back because I opened this thread and read it" sucks.
God I hate threads like these.
Fortunately there are threads like these that allow me to express my displeasure with threads like these.
God Bless ProZachNation for starting this thread.
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that last one was funny
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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stupid idiot fucking people (usually girls) who think it's smart to put their glass right-side up in my sloped sink.
THERE'S 20 FUCKING FEET OF COUNTER SPACE, PUT IT THERE. PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER. LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST DON'T PUT IT IN THE SINK SO IT FALLS FUCKING OVER AND SHATTERS. GODDAMN
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Yeah then everything thinks you're an ass for flat calling her stupid.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I hate posts that seem funny in your head then when you check them out right after you realize how stupid you look.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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well i'm named after my first name so there
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uh dude why do you hate people with hybrids? they are pretty damn efficient ( my parents have one, I don't). Your screaming for nuclear power which i am very for in my life but your against a similar alternative way of minimizing fuel, the hybrid.
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No if you want to buy a hybrid good for you, but in no way does that give you the right to walk around muttering how much better your hybrid makes you then the other person, specifically assholes who are in no way "green aware" and just have a hybrid because it is trendy. Like have you ever seen someone flicking a cigarette butt out of a hybrid car window.... I have
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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haha prozach you are the man. i have a rant of my own to add to separation of church and state.
its fucking bullshit that the government mandates people to A.A. and this other stupid fucking class i have to take. i just found out the cost if you arent funded by the government. brace yourselves now: $1200. the course is 10 hours a week for 6 weeks of this class, as i talked about in that other thread i started. this really opened my eyes to realize how much the government wastes our tax dollars on stupid horse shit like this. somebody is getting rich through that thing.
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I hate posts that seem funny in your head then when you check them out right after you realize how stupid you look.
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I actually lol'd at the post before this one.
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I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by Kits
I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
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I hate people who jump on fads
I hate no-personality-havin' mimics, who mimic everything "the cool guy" does as to try to look cool too
I hate people who go shopping almost as if its a therapy
I fucking hate consumerism
I hate people who say "I'm soooo stressed", cuz if you really are stressed, you'd be to streesed to even think about that shit
fuck 'em all
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The earth is getting real small, like in one way it is good in others it is bad.
So I got a new phone and do not have everyones number programed into it yet, and I get a missed call do not recognize the number so I type it into google. Google give me a name that I do not know and an address and a link to a map from there I get a satellite image of the dudes house.
Now this is what google has what the fuck does the government have (even though as we all know google is much smarter the government has more money to blow)
http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/7858908855 wtf scam?
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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stupid idiot fucking people (usually girls) who think it's smart to put their glass right-side up in my sloped sink.
THERE'S 20 FUCKING FEET OF COUNTER SPACE, PUT IT THERE. PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER. LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. JUST DON'T PUT IT IN THE SINK SO IT FALLS FUCKING OVER AND SHATTERS. GODDAMN
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full of water too (as if to be helpful)
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT PANKFISH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WAY TO RUIN MY FUCKING AWESOME THREAD AND RUIN IT FOR FUCKING EVERYBODY I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A GREASE FIRE THATS RIGHT I FUCKING TYPED THAT SHIT OUT SO YOU KNOW I FUCKING MEAN IT.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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lol
that is the first time i have laughed at something involving that thread
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When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I don't know how, but every time someone does their impression of Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, bitch," it keeps getting funnier and funnier. I did some research to find out what qualification these fans had,
The results were surprising:
Results suggest that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle, and therefore should shut the fuck up.
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Waking up to an alarm
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Saying I'm happy when I'm not
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you know what REALLY grinds my gears?
YOU america, FUCK YOU!
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Fck the next poster
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Yeah, fck this poster!
Deserving young people on outdoor leadership programs? Bah. What have they done for me lately?
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Fck the previous poster
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Fck the next poster
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something
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Fck the previous poster
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Book-ended, son!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Book-ended, son!
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Fuck work, do not get paid enough to deal with that shit.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Fuck posters who post posters after the previous poster says "fuck the next poster", knowing the previous poster was talking about fucking the affermentioned poster not the poster he posted!
People who dont respect the holiness that is Beamerball and dont see Michael Vick as one of the most rawly talented athlete to ever enter a football stadium can suck a dick as well!
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It's SO gay that you want to fuck me three times.
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fuck bitches AMIRITE?
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It's SO gay that you want to fuck me three times.
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I'm an overachiever
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Originally Posted by Kits
I hate people with two first names. Eg Cameron Simon or Austin Graham WTF is that about? I did like it when they used to get called by their last names at roll call and would then get upset....haha. Simon? Simon? Is Simon here......bahahahahaha.
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i thought luke was your middle name....
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lukie
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Eric Bartholomew Lukie
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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So over the past maybe 10 months every so often I got really bad pain in my stomach area it would last maybe 30 minutes to an hour and then be gone, it happened a few days in a row then I would go a month or two or three with nothing wrong.
Sunday night I had the normal pain, last night it came on worse then ever before and I was doubled over on the floor in pain so I went to the er. By the time I got there the pain had gone down a lot and while waiting the pain went away.
So today i went to my doctor and got xrayed and took some tests etc. Well on the xray I have something in my right side that has density of bone but there shouldn't be anything there... like the doctor did not know what it was and doesn't know if it was just nothing a equipment issue or what.
So like she reffered me to a specialist and I am going to have a cat scan Sunday morn (yay get to wait so many days) but yeah my doctor said it could be anything from like heartburn/indigestion to a hernia somewhere to that thing on the x-ray doing something.
So yeah fuck not knowing wtf is wrong with you... like it could be nothing or it could be something bad but I just gotta wait.
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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fuck me for letting shit get to my head.
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Seriously fuck hangovers. I just want to go sleep in my bed with AC on full blast but I'm at work. WTF Kill me plz k thanks.
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idiots like trent dilfer that say that brett favre's consecutive starts streak is the 'greatest streak' in all of sports.
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT.
staying on the consecutive starts streak *alone*, cal ripkin's streak is FAR more impressive. there are multiple QB's alone that are currently playing that are already at a significant fraction of favre's streak; there are very few MLB players that even go an entire SEASON playing every game.
i could go on
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