Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone.
08-19-2014 10:52 PM
#14776
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Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone. | |
08-19-2014 11:24 PM
#14777
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08-19-2014 11:48 PM
#14778
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i was trolling | |
08-20-2014 01:42 AM
#14779
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^^has spoon taught you nothing? |
08-20-2014 03:26 AM
#14780
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holy shit this thread is awesome! luv u wuf <3 | |
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08-20-2014 03:22 PM
#14781
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Yeah because you traded in the 24 year old for a newer model zing | |
Last edited by spoonitnow; 08-20-2014 at 03:24 PM. | |
08-20-2014 03:22 PM
#14782
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08-20-2014 03:51 PM
#14783
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08-20-2014 04:06 PM
#14784
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Lol the randomness thread hasn't been this entertaining since a long time. | |
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08-20-2014 05:58 PM
#14785
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08-20-2014 06:07 PM
#14786
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Omfg that video. Your move Obama? | |
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08-20-2014 11:58 PM
#14787
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it is always time for above & beyonds acoustic album. | |
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08-21-2014 09:39 AM
#14788
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08-21-2014 09:13 PM
#14789
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why the fuck can i not find the drunk thread | |
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08-21-2014 09:21 PM
#14790
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08-21-2014 11:07 PM
#14791
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I miss a week of rando thread and it becomes the greatest thing ever? Imma just stop posting for the greater good. | |
08-23-2014 02:42 PM
#14792
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08-23-2014 03:07 PM
#14793
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As far as I can tell, hipster refers to any 20s-30s person who isn't completely white bread. There seem to be a lot of people who are dumb enough to think this is a small, easily generalized subset of people. Hipsters are anyone who don't drink Bud Light, which translates into, "You hipsters are all the same. You're always either drinking PBRs or hoppy microbrews or sazeracs or red wine"; hipsters are anyone who don't put on a polo shirt and loose fitting khakis/jeans and basically nothing else for going out, which translates into, "You hipsters are all the same. You're always wearing skinny jeans/puffy pants, v-necks/turtlenecks/scarves, too much clothes/too little clothes, various ungeneralizable accessories, beards and/or mustaches and/or and/or sideburns and/or completely bald and/or {you see how I couldn't possibly list out all the variations}." | |
Last edited by surviva316; 08-23-2014 at 03:13 PM. | |
08-23-2014 03:31 PM
#14794
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Summary of the topic of this conversation: | |
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08-23-2014 03:50 PM
#14795
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08-23-2014 03:53 PM
#14796
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08-23-2014 03:56 PM
#14797
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08-23-2014 03:57 PM
#14798
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HEY REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS RAVING ABOUT HOW GREAT THE RANDO THREAD WAS BECOMING, AND I DECIDED TO COME BACK AND RUIN IT LIKE I DO EVERYTHIN! | |
08-23-2014 04:25 PM
#14799
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fixed |
08-23-2014 04:33 PM
#14800
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going to a thing called 'mardi gras at the castle' tonight - which is actually at a castle. mermaid-ing it up. | |
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08-24-2014 06:38 AM
#14801
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08-24-2014 09:14 AM
#14802
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-david-sedaris | |
Last edited by oskar; 08-24-2014 at 09:23 AM.
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08-24-2014 09:52 AM
#14803
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08-24-2014 10:54 AM
#14804
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That's a picture of my alleged niece that I posted last. | |
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08-24-2014 12:56 PM
#14805
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I got When You Are Engulfed In Flames because I thought it was the best title for a book since Golfing for Cats. I can recommend that one, it's a collection of short stories. The other one I read was Me Talk Pretty One Day which is about him growing up as a gay kid in the 70's. Good book, but more dark than funny. He and Jack Handey are my two favorite funny people at the moment. | |
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08-24-2014 05:32 PM
#14806
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[01:08pm] [bbickes] chris martin is da best | |
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08-24-2014 05:36 PM
#14807
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Wait, fatb is still alive and in communication with the non-tundra-covered world? | |
08-24-2014 06:16 PM
#14808
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08-24-2014 06:32 PM
#14809
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fatb is the best internet user ever. He doesn't know it, but he's too good to post here, hence his 50 posts in like 10 years. | |
08-24-2014 06:52 PM
#14810
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Yeah I still talk to him on Skype sometimes, he's the shit | |
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08-24-2014 07:26 PM
#14811
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lawd gawd. mermaid outfit was awesome. dancing for hours was awesome. driving home and a cyst rupturing while driving was not awesome. | |
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08-24-2014 08:03 PM
#14812
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08-24-2014 11:35 PM
#14813
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Funniest pokers of my life was 2 tabling 50nl hu v fatb. | |
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08-24-2014 11:41 PM
#14814
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Ha, awesome. | |
08-24-2014 11:52 PM
#14815
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08-25-2014 12:44 AM
#14816
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08-25-2014 09:11 AM
#14817
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I fucking hate hipsters. | |
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08-25-2014 05:13 PM
#14818
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The only person I know who is sensitive about jokes about his mother, is the one whose mother is an actual whore. | |
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08-25-2014 06:57 PM
#14819
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08-26-2014 03:34 AM
#14820
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First day at the gym doing weights. I now can't lift my arms above chest height. | |
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08-26-2014 04:31 AM
#14821
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08-26-2014 04:34 AM
#14822
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Not doing leg day as your first day lol |
08-26-2014 11:04 AM
#14823
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photog frand sent me a pic from the event Saturday. I don't even look like me. woowoo. | |
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08-26-2014 12:42 PM
#14824
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It's only when I see spoon and savy post on the same page that I realise spoon hasn't stolen savy's avatar. | |
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08-26-2014 06:09 PM
#14825
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08-27-2014 04:36 PM
#14826
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Feminists seem like reasonable, rational folks. | |
Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 08-27-2014 at 04:39 PM. | |
08-27-2014 06:42 PM
#14827
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08-27-2014 06:56 PM
#14828
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08-27-2014 07:02 PM
#14829
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Ehhh, honestly those are the more neo-fems than anything. | |
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08-27-2014 10:15 PM
#14830
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08-28-2014 01:32 AM
#14831
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there is nothing sexier than hearing spotify turn on after the internet has been out for 6 hours. | |
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08-28-2014 11:32 AM
#14832
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08-28-2014 11:44 AM
#14833
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08-28-2014 03:08 PM
#14834
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08-28-2014 03:53 PM
#14835
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Hahaha | |
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08-28-2014 04:00 PM
#14836
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I see my avatar plan has worked well | |
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08-28-2014 06:22 PM
#14837
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08-28-2014 06:37 PM
#14838
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08-28-2014 07:47 PM
#14839
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the riesling is gone so we are switching to sparkling wine. | |
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08-28-2014 08:00 PM
#14840
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Fat cannot be compacted, only displaced. Seen a lot of people today who need to be told this. | |
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08-28-2014 08:04 PM
#14841
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fat can be displaced? |
08-28-2014 08:15 PM
#14842
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[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:34:46 <@bbickes> touch mah neck | |
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08-28-2014 09:35 PM
#14843
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08-28-2014 11:04 PM
#14844
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08-29-2014 01:13 AM
#14845
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It was the right word. I'm just kinda baffled at the idea. Come to think of it, I guess people do try to do that |
08-29-2014 12:44 PM
#14846
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Was helping a friend get moved in with her new roommate, a recently divorced, church-going woman in her late 50s. She was wearing at least three crosses the first time we met, and this was set to be the second time we met. I walk in to hear Khia's familiar voice... | |
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08-29-2014 01:55 PM
#14847
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It's a catchy tune! Don't judge. | |
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08-29-2014 02:51 PM
#14848
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nothing more mortifying than guilty pleasures. | |
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08-29-2014 02:59 PM
#14849
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Nothing more guilty than mortifying pleasures |
08-29-2014 03:10 PM
#14850
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