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  1. #14776
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    Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    You're coming off like a real dick here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone.
    I wasn't trying to be patronizing, I'm sorry that it came off that way.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    i was trolling
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    ^^has spoon taught you nothing?
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    holy shit this thread is awesome! luv u wuf <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    Also, haven't banged a 24-yo in almost a year and been dating the same girl for 7 months. csb.
    Yeah because you traded in the 24 year old for a newer model zing

    Either that or she's 25 now zinga

    Also I'm not sure if you got the sarcasm etc, but we were totally not saying we actually hated you in that chat log lol

    In the spirit of randomness I had a girl sleeping on my couch for the past few nights who I was helping to get out of an abusive situation and into her own place (she moved in to said place today woop woop), and I showed her your igloo. She wants to make one now, but it doesn't get cold enough here to be sustainable

    Edit: I forgot to mention the reason that KINGNAT got brought up in the first place. She plays the guitar and was doing her thing and I brought up the whole thing rentpwn said about how he plays the guitar and never gets laid, and I said I bet she gets a ton of pussy from playing the guitar lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone.
    lol goddamn
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Yeah because you traded in the 24 year old for a newer model zing

    Either that or she's 25 now zinga

    Also I'm not sure if you got the sarcasm etc, but we were totally not saying we actually hated you in that chat log lol
    I took absolutely no offense to the chat log at all. I was cracking up.

    Also, props for helping out someone in need like that, and, yeah, it needs to be quite cold to pull off the igloo. Glad she liked it though.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  9. #14784
    Lol the randomness thread hasn't been this entertaining since a long time.
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    Omfg that video. Your move Obama?
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    it is always time for above & beyonds acoustic album.


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    why the fuck can i not find the drunk thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    why the fuck can i not find the drunk thread
    Because you're drunk?
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    I miss a week of rando thread and it becomes the greatest thing ever? Imma just stop posting for the greater good.
  17. #14792
    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post

    he likes he just jams the pleasure button over and over and over again until the button is broken.
    Isn't that like an MDMA addiction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    As far as sentiments and personalities goes, hipsters may be totally normal. But as far as wardrobes go, they are unique.

    Examples of hipster in the pics: tie with cap and swim trunks, rodeo shirt and speedo, sheriff hat and swim trunks. Basically anything that clashes styles is part of what defines hipster dress. Half the people there are definitely dressed differently than they would have been in the 90s
    As far as I can tell, hipster refers to any 20s-30s person who isn't completely white bread. There seem to be a lot of people who are dumb enough to think this is a small, easily generalized subset of people. Hipsters are anyone who don't drink Bud Light, which translates into, "You hipsters are all the same. You're always either drinking PBRs or hoppy microbrews or sazeracs or red wine"; hipsters are anyone who don't put on a polo shirt and loose fitting khakis/jeans and basically nothing else for going out, which translates into, "You hipsters are all the same. You're always wearing skinny jeans/puffy pants, v-necks/turtlenecks/scarves, too much clothes/too little clothes, various ungeneralizable accessories, beards and/or mustaches and/or and/or sideburns and/or completely bald and/or {you see how I couldn't possibly list out all the variations}."

    These people are often hated for being presumably smug--after all, they think they're so cool and in touch with their soul that they have the audacity to stand out against tradition--and there are no doubt people listen to non-standard music/find non-standard ways to enjoy a day/etc who are incredibly smug and full of themselves for being their own extraordinary being. However, there is nothing in the whole wide universe of human interaction that can even come close to the snobbery of normalcy. Find me a theater person who wears oval-shaped frames and enjoys a sherry, then find me a Star Wars fan whose favorite food is pizza, and I would put my money on the latter looking down on the former more often than the other way around 100% of the time.
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    Summary of the topic of this conversation:

    <--- Surviva

    Everybody else --->
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    you know the quickest way to my heart<3
    12 penises crammed down your throat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Summary of the topic of this conversation:

    <--- Surviva

    Everybody else --->
    I would find it very amusing if someone went backwards through all 198 pages of this thread and replied to everything they had a worthwhile reply to.
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    HEY REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS RAVING ABOUT HOW GREAT THE RANDO THREAD WAS BECOMING, AND I DECIDED TO COME BACK AND RUIN IT LIKE I DO EVERYTHIN!
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    fixed

  25. #14800
    going to a thing called 'mardi gras at the castle' tonight - which is actually at a castle. mermaid-ing it up.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    going to a thing called 'mardi gras at the castle' tonight - which is actually at a castle. mermaid-ing it up.
    Mardi gras? what's that? Are you going to eat grass?




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    Last edited by oskar; 08-24-2014 at 09:23 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    He seems pretty awesome. I've never read any of his stuff, but from his NPR interview and the title of his books, and this article, I find myself wanting to like him.
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    That's a picture of my alleged niece that I posted last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    He seems pretty awesome. I've never read any of his stuff, but from his NPR interview and the title of his books, and this article, I find myself wanting to like him.
    I got When You Are Engulfed In Flames because I thought it was the best title for a book since Golfing for Cats. I can recommend that one, it's a collection of short stories. The other one I read was Me Talk Pretty One Day which is about him growing up as a gay kid in the 70's. Good book, but more dark than funny. He and Jack Handey are my two favorite funny people at the moment.
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    [01:08pm] [bbickes] tell me you love me, if you don't then lie to me
    [01:10pm] «« quit geoo [[email protected]] ( Ping timeout: 184 seconds )
    [01:17pm] [fats] oh yeah
    [01:17pm] [fats] nanas!
    [01:17pm] [fats] feelings
    [01:17pm] [fats] bb i love you
    [01:17pm] [fats] no lies


    some people know exactly what to say to you.

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  32. #14807
    Wait, fatb is still alive and in communication with the non-tundra-covered world?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Wait, fatb is still alive and in communication with the non-tundra-covered world?

    yes.

    ?wut
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    fatb is the best internet user ever. He doesn't know it, but he's too good to post here, hence his 50 posts in like 10 years.
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    Yeah I still talk to him on Skype sometimes, he's the shit
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    lawd gawd. mermaid outfit was awesome. dancing for hours was awesome. driving home and a cyst rupturing while driving was not awesome.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Wait, fatb is still alive and in communication with the non-tundra-covered world?

    [07:02pm] [bbickes] FATS
    [07:02pm] [bbickes] boost says hello
    [07:48pm] [fats] lantas
    [07:52pm] [fats] boosts eh. hi re

    ?wut
  38. #14813
    Funniest pokers of my life was 2 tabling 50nl hu v fatb.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  39. #14814
    Ha, awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    Funniest pokers of my life was 2 tabling 50nl hu v fatb.
    That was the greatest game to witness. fat's deadpan was stronk
  41. #14816
    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    12 penises crammed down your throat?
    You underestimate my capacity!

    Good post about hipsters, pretty spot on.

    David Sedaris's book "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim" was pretty great.
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    I fucking hate hipsters.
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    The only person I know who is sensitive about jokes about his mother, is the one whose mother is an actual whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    The only person I know who is sensitive about jokes about his mother, is the one whose mother is an actual whore.
    Makes sense.
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    First day at the gym doing weights. I now can't lift my arms above chest height.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    First day at the gym doing weights. I now can't lift my arms above chest height.
    Rong McCain
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  47. #14822
    Not doing leg day as your first day lol
  48. #14823
    photog frand sent me a pic from the event Saturday. I don't even look like me. woowoo.

    also: omgomgomgomg classes start Thursday. oh gad.

    Hope everyone is having a great week thus far!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  49. #14824
    It's only when I see spoon and savy post on the same page that I realise spoon hasn't stolen savy's avatar.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    It's only when I see spoon and savy post on the same page that I realise spoon hasn't stolen savy's avatar.
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    Feminists seem like reasonable, rational folks.

    http://reason.com/blog/2014/08/26/na...ate-rape-drugs

    A nail polish that'll help you identify when GHB or rohypnol is in your drink? No thanks. You see I prefer the world like I prefer my bowling lanes - with bumper posts. It shouldn't matter what choices I make with my bowling ball, those pins better come down.
    Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 08-27-2014 at 04:39 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Feminists seem like reasonable, rational folks.

    http://reason.com/blog/2014/08/26/na...ate-rape-drugs

    A nail polish that'll help you identify when GHB or rohypnol is in your drink? No thanks. You see I prefer the world like I prefer my bowling lanes - with bumper posts. It shouldn't matter what choices I make with my bowling ball, those pins better come down.
    You're welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    You're welcome.
    Thank you.
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    Ehhh, honestly those are the more neo-fems than anything.

    Obviously, no nail polish won't "stop" rape from happening - rape is something that happens to both males and females. People are assholes, and they shouldn't be. But, obv this nail polish is A+ in my book. People shouldn't have to worry about getting raped, again, that goes for males and females.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Ehhh, honestly those are the more third wave feminists than anything.
    FYP. Neofeminism is a strong opponent to third wave feminism in almost all things.
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    there is nothing sexier than hearing spotify turn on after the internet has been out for 6 hours.


    even if it is iggy azalea's fancy

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    there is nothing sexier than hearing spotify turn on after the internet has been out for 6 hours.


    even if it is iggy azalea's fancy
    They're just trying to put a white face on Nicki
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    They're just trying to put a white face on Nicki
    How am I meant to get better at poker when you're not on irc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    How am I meant to get better at poker when you're not on irc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I see my avatar plan has worked well

    Also on the subject of different types of feminists attacking each other: http://www.nationalreview.com/articl...atherine-timpf
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    i have some sort of infection and my face looks like this atm.

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    the riesling is gone so we are switching to sparkling wine.

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    Fat cannot be compacted, only displaced. Seen a lot of people today who need to be told this.
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    fat can be displaced?
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    [08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:34:49 <@bbickes> and ill touch yours
    [08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:39:19 * geoo touches
    [08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:41:09 <@bbickes> hello
    [08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] scammed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    fat can be displaced?
    Oh dang, I guess redistributed is the word I was looking for. Or reallocated? Someone help me out here...
    Slim fit jeans is what I'm talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Oh dang, I guess redistributed is the word I was looking for. Or reallocated? Someone help me out here...
    Slim fit jeans is what I'm talking about.
    I thought displaced was exactly the right word for what you were going for
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    It was the right word. I'm just kinda baffled at the idea. Come to think of it, I guess people do try to do that
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    Was helping a friend get moved in with her new roommate, a recently divorced, church-going woman in her late 50s. She was wearing at least three crosses the first time we met, and this was set to be the second time we met. I walk in to hear Khia's familiar voice...

    MY NECK
    MY BACK
    LICK MY PUSSY
    AND MY CRACK

    ...and that poor woman was so embarrassed because she didn't know that we had walked in.
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    It's a catchy tune! Don't judge.
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    nothing more mortifying than guilty pleasures.

    ?wut
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    Nothing more guilty than mortifying pleasures

    Nothing more pleasurable than mortifying guilt
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