I have no fucking idea why people pay a fee to watch television that is rammed with adverts. Fucking muppets.
11-24-2014 03:00 PM
#15751
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I have no fucking idea why people pay a fee to watch television that is rammed with adverts. Fucking muppets. | |
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11-24-2014 09:56 PM
#15752
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Yeah, the bundled business model cable companies rely on is looking more and more archaic every passing day. Streaming pay per view and/or individual channel subscriptions is almost surely the way of the future. | |
11-24-2014 11:11 PM
#15753
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Why do they sell tangerines in jute bags? It smells awful. | |
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11-25-2014 12:34 AM
#15754
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Keep in mind: these fuckers just burned down a Little Caesar's; in their minds Bad Verdict = Fuck Your $5 Pizza. No logic to it. | |
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11-25-2014 04:02 AM
#15755
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11-25-2014 05:15 AM
#15756
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11-25-2014 05:54 AM
#15757
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11-25-2014 06:04 AM
#15758
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shrug, I'll take it. | |
11-25-2014 08:42 AM
#15759
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11-25-2014 09:52 AM
#15760
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11-25-2014 10:47 AM
#15761
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11-25-2014 02:38 PM
#15762
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i still remember the interviews they did of some girls in their early teens involved in the London lootings, being like "yeah we're like, i dunno, protesting against the rich? so we thought you know, we'd get us some jeans and stuff that we can't normally afford." so fecking depressing. | |
11-25-2014 02:43 PM
#15763
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mmm 5 dollar pizza. | |
11-25-2014 02:48 PM
#15764
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so i bought a 15 inch laptop, a "budget gaming laptop" type dealie from acer. never thought i'd own a biggish laptop like this one, but here i am. never owned a computer that can run the latest games. it also boots pretty much instantly thanks to the ssd. for me "booting a computer" still means hitting the power button and going to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee in the meantime, so i'm pretty pleased. i just i'd share, because my wife doesn't show much interest at all when i talk about this type of thing. | |
11-25-2014 03:08 PM
#15765
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11-25-2014 04:33 PM
#15766
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can't eat no belt | |
11-25-2014 04:33 PM
#15767
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and you eat enough mars bars and shit your pants fit perfectly at some point. boom. | |
11-25-2014 05:23 PM
#15768
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11-25-2014 06:01 PM
#15769
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What's the problem, I thought they won a few years back. | |
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11-25-2014 06:33 PM
#15770
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11-25-2014 06:41 PM
#15771
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true hood says "a nigga ass" |
11-25-2014 07:45 PM
#15772
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11-25-2014 07:54 PM
#15773
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11-25-2014 09:44 PM
#15774
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Wuf has the same script. | |
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11-25-2014 09:58 PM
#15775
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lol wp rilla | |
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11-25-2014 10:53 PM
#15776
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Been playing Habits (stay high) all the time, great song. Since when is it allowed to be so blatantly open about using drugs? | |
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11-26-2014 02:10 AM
#15777
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here in america we are more shocked she goes to sex clubs watching "freaky" people getting it on. | |
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11-26-2014 03:53 AM
#15778
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Well I'm here in america now too. Two more days. It's totally growing on me. On sunday i got free coffee in Starbucks after i said i was from belgium. How cool is that? Next week i'll be in Hamburg. They have the best sex clubs over there. Germany, can't wait. | |
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11-26-2014 03:19 PM
#15779
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VAT DO YOU MEAN ZHERE IS NO BEER? ZEY HAVE BEER EVERYWHERE IN GERMANY! | |
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11-26-2014 05:36 PM
#15780
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german mcdonalds doesn't have beer. subway does though. and movie theatres. | |
11-26-2014 05:53 PM
#15781
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and daycares |
11-26-2014 06:20 PM
#15782
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Austrian mcdonalds has beer, but only one overpriced watery brand. Would not recommend. They do have unexpectedly good coffee tho. | |
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11-26-2014 08:01 PM
#15783
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Remember when white people rioted after OJ Simpson was acquitted? | |
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11-26-2014 08:29 PM
#15784
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When white people riot, the lines for Chick fil a stretch for two blocks. | |
11-26-2014 09:12 PM
#15785
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Spoon you're obsessed. | |
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11-26-2014 09:34 PM
#15786
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Yeah that preaching personal responsibility shit worked out really well for Bill Cosby too. | |
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11-26-2014 11:55 PM
#15787
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trolling freetrollers
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11-27-2014 12:40 PM
#15788
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11-27-2014 01:51 PM
#15789
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Hah excellent reply. | |
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11-27-2014 02:20 PM
#15790
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Interesting perspective. I think I'll take a different road |
11-27-2014 03:56 PM
#15791
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The benefit of being white is that you have no race and no racial baggage. White guy does some shit? Then he needs a label. Black guy does some shit, well, that's black guys for you. | |
11-27-2014 04:17 PM
#15792
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I'm reminded of those white power fellas that seemed pretty committed to their race so I take it back. The benefit of being white to me is pretending to have no race and no raci... | |
11-27-2014 04:26 PM
#15793
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Thanksgiving used to be BAD. motherfucking. ASS. It was basically the OG Halloween. | |
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11-27-2014 04:31 PM
#15794
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Walk back far enough in time and horrors will haunt every day of the calender. | |
11-27-2014 04:33 PM
#15795
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I take that back as well. Because of history and stuff. | |
11-27-2014 04:45 PM
#15796
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all praise the gods of sedentary gluttony!!!!!!! | |
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11-27-2014 06:23 PM
#15797
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omg read my tumblr | |
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11-27-2014 06:52 PM
#15798
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He says with a signature linking to his blog. | |
11-27-2014 07:12 PM
#15799
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bartok | |
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11-27-2014 07:13 PM
#15800
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is a genius. | |
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11-27-2014 08:26 PM
#15801
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Thanks. | |
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11-27-2014 09:51 PM
#15802
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Must be fancy to have tumblr in the kitchen. | |
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11-28-2014 08:35 AM
#15803
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Haha that was really clever spoon, I like what you did there. | |
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11-28-2014 10:04 AM
#15804
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11-28-2014 10:09 AM
#15805
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That's a common misconception. Black Friday is actually named that because it occurs the day after Thanksgiving - a Friday. It has nothing to do with the culture defining comedy. | |
11-28-2014 10:17 AM
#15806
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See now I thought it was because the shops run at a loss from Janurary to November - in the red - and Thanksgiving is generally when the retailers begin to show a profit - in the black. | |
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11-28-2014 10:28 AM
#15807
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Mostly giving thanks to the Atlantic ocean. | |
11-28-2014 10:33 AM
#15808
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How's that supposed to make the Pacific feel? You ungrateful tosser. | |
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11-28-2014 10:34 AM
#15809
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Funny thing is, if I were to actually sit and give thanks to everything that I should give thanks for, it would take me longer than a single day. I'd have no time to buy a new TV. | |
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11-28-2014 10:37 AM
#15810
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Here's some robot poop. | |
11-28-2014 10:38 AM
#15811
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Thanks. | |
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11-28-2014 10:45 AM
#15812
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11-28-2014 10:49 AM
#15813
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I don't follow. Black isn't a color, it's the absence of colors. | |
11-28-2014 10:50 AM
#15814
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Calling it black Friday is just a way of saying a special Friday where you don't do normal Friday things - A Friday absent of Friday activities - a black Friday. | |
11-28-2014 11:37 AM
#15815
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Well if black = not normal, then your mother must be black as fuck. | |
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11-28-2014 12:50 PM
#15816
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Here's an abnormal lion. | |
11-28-2014 01:35 PM
#15817
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11-28-2014 01:36 PM
#15818
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11-28-2014 01:52 PM
#15819
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Here's a Spacejellyfirefish. | |
11-28-2014 02:43 PM
#15820
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There's some things you just can't unsee. | |
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11-28-2014 05:06 PM
#15821
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In Purity and Danger, Mary Douglas discusses the importance of purity to every human civilization known. She uses the example of a pangolin, a scaly ant-eater which seemingly belongs to two mutually exclusive groups - hairy beasts and scaly lizards. To certain peoples of this world, the pangolin represents essential Dirt, the opposite of purity. They ritualistically eat these pangolins to cleanse the world of them. | |
Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 11-28-2014 at 05:20 PM. | |
11-28-2014 05:22 PM
#15822
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yo momma | |
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11-28-2014 05:38 PM
#15823
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11-28-2014 08:19 PM
#15824
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11-29-2014 02:45 AM
#15825
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