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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    So balance that cocaine habit with some Robitussin?
    A wise man once told me.

    Cocaine on Friday.
    Ecstasy on Saturday to counter the cocaine crash.
    5 HTP Sunday to counter the X comedown.

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    What about Mondays?!?!?
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    Gotta work on monday appearantly

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    fffuuuuuu

    me just now:

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    American President - Bill Clinton Play Saxophone at the Arsenio Hall Show - NBC 1992 - YouTube

    God, Bill Clinton was so cool.

    Warning: clip may make you horny.

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    certain people in this world can get fucked. specifically people who hear about my issues and then find me interesting without having met me. they can all get fucked.

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    while on the topic of ways to demonstrate dislike of a person on a scale.

    1 being the lowest 10 being the highest

    01 - i'm not a fan
    03 - moron
    05 - go the fuck away (threshold of never wanting to be around said person)
    07 - fuck you
    10 - get fucked.

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    what you talkin bout
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    Good thing I've met Mr. Bickles, so it can't be me!
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    for serial. id be punching paparazzi like this

    Family Guy- Peter Making fun of Ollie Williams - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    certain people in this world can get fucked. specifically people who hear about my issues and then find me interesting without having met me. they can all get fucked.
    Is this about the soapies? Because I can assure you, you're not the interesting part of that scenario.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    while on the topic of ways to demonstrate dislike of a person on a scale.

    1 being the lowest 10 being the highest

    01 - i'm not a fan
    03 - moron
    05 - go the fuck away (threshold of never wanting to be around said person)
    07 - fuck you
    10 - get fucked.
    I don't have a scale for disliking someone, but I always use the bbq scale for judging how much I like someone (assume mini bbq party as opposed to random lunch) . Everyone is in 1 of 3 categorys, either

    1. Would be really disappointed if I initially thought they were coming to my bbq and they now can't make it.
    2. They are allowed to come to my bbq
    3. You are not invited to my bbq.

    It's simple but effective.
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    Note to self: always go to the bbq
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    What if nothing disappoints me anymore? Two point scales aren't really that effective.
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    Im selling handmade scarfs and soap!

    Etsy is awesome!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Im selling handmade scarfs and soap!

    Etsy is awesome!
    i like scarves and soap! link?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    i like scarves and soap! link?

    I'll Pm it to you, it isn't open yet, but I'll have it open by the end of this week



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    BBC News - Exotic animals on loose in Ohio
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    What should I call the two scents sex on the beach and peppermint mixed together?

    seximint
    winter paradise
    orrrrrr
    sweet release



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    Go against the grain and call it sweaty nipple
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    intercourse on the shore and oh ya peppermint too
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    Add pina colada and I'd call it every strip club ever.
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    In the biggest types of beats, Glee retaught me how to dougie today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    What should I call the two scents sex on the beach and peppermint mixed together?

    seximint
    winter paradise
    orrrrrr
    sweet release
    i vote for seximent
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    this is kinda like why I don't read the news anymore ever

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    I finally have my etsy store up and running. If any of ya'll want something cool and cute for a decent price, lemme know



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    I finally have my etsy store up and running. If any of ya'll want something cool and cute for a decent price, lemme know
    spoon needs to come in here and be all like, "wait, you're selling yourself on etsy?" and then cash in the brownie points for a blow job.
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    rofl boost you so silly :P



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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    spoon needs to come in here and be all like, "wait, you're selling yourself on etsy?" and then cash in the brownie points for a blow job.
    How do we earn these "brownie points" you speak of?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    How do we earn these "brownie points" you speak of?
    Well, all I can tell ya is that this is one of the only situations in life where keeping your pimp hand strong is not the correct play.
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    Anyone know of a good "region free" DVD and blu-ray player? Otherwise a good region free blu-ray player?
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    :P flomo

    i haven't even put up but one of my soaps so far. once my shop gets up and going a little more I'm putting up more.



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    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Man, I'm not sure what I'm drooling over more... the car or the road...

    The car is bad ass though. I saw one up close at the race track... It was my first motorcycle track day, and I was having a blast. Then we see a private plane fly overhead, then 10 minutes later the 458 coupe pulls up in the pits. Turns out the owner of the racetrack (which the manager told me is revenue neutral at best, meaning it's just this rich guy's playground) has a small airfield on the property where he houses his stable of corvettes (one of each generation) and his newly acquired 458. Sick life, eh?
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    That whole vid is pr0n really.

    That dude, aside from the vette's (not my favorite), is the definition of BOC. I don't like the idea of collecting vets, but maybe that's one of those elbows-are-too-pointy situations.

    My stable would have:

    1) 458 Spider
    2) Aventador
    3) 911 Turbo
    4) Evoque
    5) Amarok
    6) V-Rod Muscle VRSCF

    and if they are not sold out yet,

    7) Veyron

    and if no more veyrons can be found on the face of the earth withou sucking dick,

    7) SLS AMG



    Out of that group, the 911 would probably be the daily driver.
    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 10-26-2011 at 02:50 PM.
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    dear pop music.

    less about finding love and love lost.

    more about getting money and poppin bottles

    thx,
    bb

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    That whole vid is pr0n really.

    That dude, aside from the vette's (not my favorite), is the definition of BOC. I don't like the idea of collecting vets, but maybe that's one of those elbows-are-too-pointy situations.

    My stable would have:

    1) 458 Spider
    2) Aventador
    3) 911 Turbo
    4) Evoque
    5) Amarok
    6) V-Rod Muscle VRSCF

    and if they are not sold out yet,

    7) Veyron

    and if no more veyrons can be found on the face of the earth withou sucking dick,

    7) SLS AMG



    Out of that group, the 911 would probably be the daily driver.

    I used to be really into cars, but now I'm way more into motorcycles. Also I just dig vintage stuff over the modern stuff.. I'd def have some modern cars/bikes around, but vintage is more fun As for the vettes.. ya, I thought stingrays were the shit when I was like 11, and I can appreciate the power/$ that a z06 offers, but there are def no vettes in my dream stable.

    In reply to your list...

    1) fine

    2) fine (but I'd prob just have either 1 or 2.. I enjoy fanboy rivalries, so I may as well pick sides )

    3) I'd take a gt3 rs 4.0, might not win in a straight line race from a standstill, but it should dominate the twisties. And I either want a sports car, a luxury sedan, or something for off road-- If I'm getting a fleet, I don't want to compromise.

    4) Yuk.

    5) fine, I guess.

    6) ugh...

    7) the Veyron is awesome, quad turbo w16... but... well.. ok if I had money to entertain the idea I'd probably test drive one and then I'd have to have one. So ya, fine.

    7a) this car is sick, but I am a BMW fanboy so I have an irrational hatred for all things MB.
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    Maker's Mark.

    LIKE A BOSS

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    For the Shire!
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    that's a pretty amazing picture.
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    Vitamin String Quartet- Through The Fire And Flames (Dragonforce) - YouTube

    this is probably the coolest thing ever. taking studioforce and actually doing this is wtfbbqamazing

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    that's a pretty amazing picture.
    Except that it's got that You All Everybody guy who kept wanting to hang out with that irritating Aussie chick's stupid baby
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    I fly free with my new job. Whenever I want, as long as I'm off and the plane isn't full. (Have to fly standby as an SA1) But can purchase a discounted ticket if I desperately need to get back for work.

    Going to make a few weekend trips back to FLA. But have no idea where else I want to go.

    I've spent a week in Manhattan, but besides that I've never really left the southeast US.

    If you could fly anywhere in the country for a weekend trip (Fri. evening to Sun evening) where would you go? It doesn't even really have to be in the US, although I'm probably saving border crossing for full vacation weeks. Flight time is meh, since I live close to Charlotte, NC and can book non-stops to most places.

    I really want to take advantage of this and see some places before I have to fully start settling down.
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    Marco Island, FLA is a great spot to vacation during the winter. Bit pricey though.
    Maine during lobster season.
    I really liked Napa Valley in California when I was about 16.
    Grand Rapids, MI during cherry season
    Aspen or Breckenridge Colorado if you ski or snowboard
    VEGAS!
    There's a lot of cool stuff in Austin TX, plus it's the only liberal city in tehas so you don't have to deal with the wackos. I always enjoy going out to see family there.
    NYC!


    can't think of any other cool places ive been off the top of my head.

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    Austin, TX. Book it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Austin, TX. Book it.
    Well since you both recommended it...

    What's in Austin? I don't want to get off the plane and be all "Hurp Durp, I'm in Austin"

    Bars, restaurants, points of interest, etc.
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    Is Ensign Lee based out of Austin?
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    Bikes list is strong.

    Throw in Chicago for sure, and I'd expand Napa Valley to just California.

    If I were you, I wouldn't even really worry about "doing stuff." Airfare is free, go somewhere every weekend, stay in hostels or otherwise on the cheap (unless you are BOC) and just explore. It would be so fucking cool to simply have your bearings in two dozen American cities. Obv you might wanna do some vacationy stuff here and there, but I say just explore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Well since you both recommended it...

    What's in Austin? I don't want to get off the plane and be all "Hurp Durp, I'm in Austin"

    Bars, restaurants, points of interest, etc.

    6th street
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    so if i havent said it already i made a pig outta crochet.

    it's pink and has anime eyes going all ^_^

    pretty cute.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Well since you both recommended it...

    What's in Austin? I don't want to get off the plane and be all "Hurp Durp, I'm in Austin"

    Bars, restaurants, points of interest, etc.
    Quote Originally Posted by badandy519 View Post
    6th street
    Worth the trip, several times over

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    or their virginity
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    Or quadraplegia, though I guess it would make selected parts stronger, like your mouth.
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    SLAAAAPPPA DA BASS MAN

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    next on the playlist of movies to rewatch

    nick and norah's infinite playlist
    adventureland
    i love you man
    forgetting sarah marshall

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    Did you get a paternity test? Or are you waiting for Jerry?
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    How did that post end up in here? I'm sure I posted it in Celtics thread.
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    Here's a random craving from out of nowhere for a landlocked Canadian: I want clam chowder.
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    Im crocheting a cupcake.

    I am awesomeness. And so is my cupcake.



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    Crochet me some chowdair.
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    Can anyone familiar with the NYC area (specifically Times Square/Manhattan) shoot me a PM. I'm flying up there Sat. just for the day ([ETA 9:45a and ETD 7:00p. [in/out out of La Guardia FWIW])

    Have a couple of questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Crochet me some chowdair.

    I'll look into it :P



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    weather finally bearable here in thailand. 72F
    open windows shut off ac

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    so my roommate and his gf brought home a 6 pack, the fridge was somewhat full, and instead of individually placing the beers in open spaces, he takes my gallon of milk and puts it sideways on the middle shelf, and puts his beer where the milk originally was.

    shaking my head
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    if this was canada this wouldnt be a problem because the milk would be in a bag

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    was probably coors
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    was probably coors
    In fairness it was actually a quality microbrew, Christmas Ale by Great Lakes Brewing Company
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    so my roommate and his gf brought home a 6 pack, the fridge was somewhat full, and instead of individually placing the beers in open spaces, he takes my gallon of milk and puts it sideways on the middle shelf, and puts his beer where the milk originally was.

    shaking my head
    Your roommate has his priorities in order. Beer > milk.
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    ongies gonna ong

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