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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    you know the commune is downswing when politics invades the randomness thread.
    + this for politics in general:
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    This is the randomness thread, not the whine about what's in the randomness thread thread.
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    WTF?!?! U don't call a giant turd random enough?!?!

    What if it were a giant space turd from Mars?
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    If it were a giant space turd from mars, that would be awesome.

    In truth though, I was just saying that it seems like people are complaining that politics belongs somewhere other than the randomness thread so I was complaining that complaints about politics belonging somewhere other than the randomness thread belong somewhere other than the randomness thread.
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    Speaking of complaining about the Randomness thread: Why do we never talk about fresh, new summer salad recipes?
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    YAY hurricane panic. Wanted to go get a few random groceries and the store was packed. Never seen so many clueless, old people in one place.
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    the irony of politics sucking is that it sucks because people who claim it sucks do not pay as much attention to it as the people responsible for making it suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    the irony of politics sucking is like raaaaaiiiin on your inauguration day
    fyp
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    ^one thunderous LOL
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    I ate a deep fried risotto ball today and now I need a refractory period.

    I'd tweet that but I'm too sleepy.
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    Plus only the twitter servers would know about it.
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    It's funny because it's true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    the irony of politics sucking is that it sucks because people who claim it sucks do not pay as much attention to it as the people responsible for making it suck
    I would argue politics suck because it is a negative sum game in the sense that say, on any given issue maybe half the people will agree with you and half the people will disagree with you. Obviously this is over simplified but it often holds true with the dynamics of a decisive party line split. It's negative sum because those that agree with you tend to so with a metaphorical head nod while those that disagree tend to do so vehomently and sometimes hatefully.

    With that being said, I agree that politics should gently make its way out of this otherwise fantastic thread.
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    I just ate a massive stirfry and until now forgot about going to dinner at my mom's in an hour

    ffffffffffffff
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    Whilst working 8 hours more than any man should on a Friday, I get this email: Reminder- How to access email via the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Engineers, man... more clever than most... stupider than most.
    I'd say it's the other way around.
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    I know, right? How cleverest am I?
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    Hear Irene could wipe out Jersey Shore. Sounds good to me.
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    snap ordering food as soon as the delivery service opens at 9am. something might be wrong with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    #LukieProblems
    i vividly recall thinking of 'white people problems' memes while making that post
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    This world doesn't work the way you'd expect. Dot co dot uk, though. Everything from that place is probably bs.
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    Is there anyone who can get me "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" on DVD or torrent?
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    After reading the pictures lol thread and this...congrats on catching up on SMBC
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    So I just checked out Tyler the Creator - Yonkers after watching the VMAs last night. WTF? This shit is terrible.

    Also, anyone who likes lil wayne, please line up outside my apartment so I can stab you in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    So I just checked out Tyler the Creator - Yonkers after watching the VMAs last night. WTF? This shit is terrible.

    Also, anyone who likes lil wayne, please line up outside my apartment so I can stab you in your goddamn esophagus.
    FYP

    Odd Future and Tyler got played out quick. The kid has good writing skills, just not very versatile. I have a lot of respect for him publicly pissing off the majority of pop culture though.

    Lil Wayne has always been garbage.
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    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    what a fucking idiot

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    I said, 'This is a napkin. A napkin is what a napkin is. It isn't a paper towel. It isn't a car.' You can call a napkin a car, but it doesn't make it a car. You can call a paper towel a chair, but it doesn't make it a chair. Marriage is what marriage is.
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    baby number 2 is coming tomorrow morning! due date was monday, but since its a girl she is already causing me trouble
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    She's busy getting ready.

    Birth well. Hold that hand the best you can.
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    i got stuck holding a leg last time and the doc kept asking me if I was going to pass out. I can only hope for holding a hand this time.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Buddy, it's like baseball. If you don't get your uniform dirty, you're not doing it right.
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    Grats bode!

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    Tonight yo

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    Bode, congrats man. Also, saw your fb post. I'm in Indy almost every week for the next few months. Lemme know when you want to meet up.

    In fact, Mrs. Bigred (aka my girlfriend) will be visiting me in Indy next week. I believe Flomo is the only one who's met her before so if you want to join an elite crew let's grab a drink sometime next week. I typically stay at the JW Marriott.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    i got stuck holding a leg last time and the doc kept asking me if I was going to pass out. I can only hope for holding a hand this time.
    How do you ever end up with a leg? There are so many opportunitities to say "I'll just stand over there" before you find yourself staring down at that.
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    I had a dream last night that I got married to bigred. It was very confusing. I kept asking Dave why I married bigred/Ben (can't remember which one he was in the dream) and he kept saying he didn't know why
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    Gogogo, bigred.

    Was there a honeymoon portion to the dream?
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    Me love you long time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    I had a dream last night that I got married to bigred. It was very confusing. I kept asking Dave why I married bigred/Ben (can't remember which one he was in the dream) and he kept saying he didn't know why
    don't you hate those dreams? the ones where you wake up and wish the dream was real and realizing it wasn't reality? reminds me of the dream where i won the wcoop and quit my job, back when i worked fast food. i never felt so good, until i woke up. i imagine it was similar for you.
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    I always just try to enjoy the feeling instead of wallow in the fact that it's not real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I always just try to enjoy the feeling instead of wallow in the fact that it's not real.
    You've had dreams you were married to bigred too?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    You've had dreams you were married to bigred too?
    you haven't?
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    I always wake up as soon as my dreams get good
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    lol'd at GMML, boost, and Galapogos... u guys are so awesome

    p.s. Sean I even went back to check that I spelled your damn SN right cuz I always get it wrong
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    Do most ppl like dreams? I'd be happy if I never had them. I just don't like them at all, good or bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Do most ppl like dreams? I'd be happy if I never had them. I just don't like them at all, good or bad.

    Google lucid dreams or lucid dreaming - it can be pretty weird at first, but once you realize what's going on and that you're mostly in control, it can get to be good. I've read where alot of people who dream can only do so in black & white or they have no sensations or feelings. When I dream, it's always in color, i can hear, feel, touch, etc etc and remember tons of details.

    If it's a bad dream and I know I need to wake myself up, I can get "stuck" inbetween the dream and waking up. I can almost wake up and be aware of where I'm at, but feel like I'm getting sucked back into the dream. It usually feels like a couple minute struggle before I can wake myself up and kill the dream.

    Other than that, it's mostly like watching myself as a 3rd person in a movie half the time when i dream and then being the 1st person actor the other half of the time, but still being able to manipulate things to make them happen how you want. Unless you've been there/done that, it's really hard to explain how it goes....
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    I had a dream this week that was a sequel to a dream I had a few years ago and it's not the first time this has happened to me. I'll also have dream reruns.

    Anybody else? It seems there's more stored in our brains than we know.
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    Dreams are awesome. Find some way to repo men me and just put me in a dream state for the rest of my life imo.

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    Let's go back to talking about dreams about me!
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    pfft dreams i have experienced the awesomeness that is the real thing!

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    dream reruns alllllll the time, often with me knowing I've had the dream before at the time. Sometimes I wonder if I just dream that I've dreamed them before, but I'm pretty confident this is not the case and too lazy to keep a dream diary so gonna go with my gut on this one.

    One time I dreamed bigred stole my tshirt
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    I think the hardrock rehab security guards disagree.
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    I once paid bigred $10 to stfu so we all wouldn't get killed!

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    It was $5 on two different occasions, I believe. And define killed. You claim he was going ot murder me but I'm pretty sure he was my best pal!
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    You always think that when you are drinking. Pretty sure last year in Vegas you thought you had half a table of friends in the Venetian, but pretty sure even the dealer wanted to take a shot at you.
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    how did I miss this last year

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    the weirdest dreams are the ones where I dream within a dream. That's when I get REALLY confused
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    and then sometimes in real life I don't know whether something actually happened in the past or whether I just had a dream about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by badandy519 View Post
    I can get "stuck" inbetween the dream and waking up. I can almost wake up and be aware of where I'm at, but feel like I'm getting sucked back into the dream. It usually feels like a couple minute struggle before I can wake myself up and kill the dream.
    I get this quite frequently, but usually with nightmares, (if you can call them nightmares, not sure what that means as an adult, but somewhat unpleasent dreams where I don't want to go back to them). Freaks me the fuck out as I'm totally aware of what's hapopening but I'm almost powerless to stop it, although sometimes I can get out of it. Sometimes I get this after I've completely woken up, but the moment I put my head back on the pillow I instantly feel myself being sucked back into it just where I left off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I had a dream this week that was a sequel to a dream I had a few years ago and it's not the first time this has happened to me. I'll also have dream reruns.

    Anybody else? It seems there's more stored in our brains than we know.
    I think I know what you mean. I'll have a dream where the whole time in it and after it I'm aware that it's a continuing dream of some previous one. Then after a little while in the morning I realize I never actually have the initial dream. Weird stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    p.s. Sean I even went back to check that I spelled your damn SN right cuz I always get it wrong
    This attention to detail is why I love you. That and the super hotness.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad. the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had.

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    my only complaint about dreams is that, sometimes i will dream about a situation that relates to my life, some time will pass, and when that situation comes up i will not be 100% sure if what i remember was a dream or reality.

    but i'll be like 98% sure
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    I dream about CTB all the time. Love dreams.
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    my last 3 vivid dreams i recall have all been dying actually. all within the last 5 days. first was getting bit by a vampire, second i cannot remember and i just woke up from getting stuck in a cave in.

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    well shiiiiiit
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    boog changed his relationship status to "good friends" with my wife on sims social - should i be worried?
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    I guess you should find out who her new fuck buddy is then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    boog changed his relationship status to "good friends" with my wife on sims social - should i be worried?
    no you shouldn't be worried

    boog will 'take care of her' just fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    boog changed his relationship status to "good friends" with my wife on sims social - should i be worried?
    Haha, he's in the Friend Zone.

    Don'tworryatall.

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