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Two Pair
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Why do i love gaga music so much?!
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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Galapogos
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Yah I used to be a skinny guy like the kind everyonbe says they are ans i got fay, you all cna too. eat bitchs
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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Drunk or typing with boxing gloves again?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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I think it's both.
BTW I'm bored, naked, with spoon and trolling the community forum.
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Today I went to the dermatologist, and he gave me two different kinds of cream to put on my face, one in the morning and one at night. Since I've been put on an IUD and not pills my face has decided to randomly break out, so now I have to deal with skin creams or I can't have pretty clear skin. FML.
btw if ya'll have girlfriends/wives, tell that bitch to get an IUD, it's more effective than the pill, patch, or anything!
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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is that one the ass needle?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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no no, they insert it into the uterus. it's painful at first, but then you dont even know it's there.
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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thats what she said
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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no no, they insert it into the uterus. it's painful at first, but then you dont even know it's there.
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Trillions of unborn would know.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Trillions of murdered souls would know.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Something rilla's mom should have used
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LOL OPERATIONS
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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currently downloading the starcraftII beta, ship it.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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currently downloading the starcraftII beta, ship it.
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crazy effin game... i think there's too much thinking involved for me to get too deep into it. i watched some play by play matches on youtube and those were pretty sweet.
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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flomo
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Full House
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wu fugee's sigs are the best!
i'm going to find the drunk thread and then pull my root
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Protect dog
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UG
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Moderator
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We are pregnant fckers!
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UG
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caps LOCK FTL
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flomo
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Full House
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Congrats UG and hot wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Protect dog
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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georges soldiers can march! ship it! Congrats kate and george!
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Tilting Mod
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I was the fastest swimmer in my group.
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boost
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Full House
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just played and won my first scII match, TvT. I am so rusty.. I had like 5k minerals and 1.2k gas when I won. At one point I had practically no units and had depleted my minerals/most of gas, yet I had nearly 10k minerasl and 4k gas, so I just cranked out like 10+ thors and 8 vikings and bent him over.
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Full House
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I was the fastest swimmer in my group.
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I heard there was a couple faster but when they stopped at the egg and you caught up, you ate them.
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UG
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sister-in-law is graduating this weekend from the Baylor School of Law
gg me, boarding a plane soon hopefully it doesn't crash. fck I hate flying
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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sister-in-law is graduating this weekend from the Baylor School of Law
gg me, boarding a plane soon hopefully it doesn't crash. fck I hate flying
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Turbulence means the wings are falling off!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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blake86
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One Pair
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Graboids?
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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where is Baylor Law School, Waco?
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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Turbulence means the wings are falling off!
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I lawled.
lil anecdote-- I actually enjoy turbulence, so much so that I prefer to sit in the back of the plane where it is exaggerated (nose cuts through air smoothly) because its like a roller coaster ride.
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by boost
I lawled.
lil anecdote-- I actually enjoy turbulence, so much so that I prefer to sit in the back of the plane where it is exaggerated (nose cuts through air smoothly) because its like a roller coaster ride.
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lil anecdote - March 2009, on my way from one cold city in B.C. to another, plane begins to make loud banging noises from outside, turns out to be ice breaking off from the engine and hitting the plane (completely normal, the engines actually have built-in ice breakers or whatever for this very purpose). Reason of this story - N00b stewardess is freaking out the whole time.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Location: in the kitchen
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We are pregnant fckers!
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Congratutions 
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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Congrats UG!
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
lil anecdote - March 2009, on my way from one cold city in B.C. to another, plane begins to make loud banging noises from outside, turns out to be ice breaking off from the engine and hitting the plane (completely normal, the engines actually have built-in ice breakers or whatever for this very purpose). Reason of this story - N00b stewardess is freaking out the whole time.
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I have no problem with flying but if I saw a stewardess freaking out, new or not, I would commence pants shitting.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
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Factbox: North Koreans show sense of humour | WORLD News
I don't think they're that bad tbh
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
just played and won my first scII match, TvT. I am so rusty.. I had like 5k minerals and 1.2k gas when I won. At one point I had practically no units and had depleted my minerals/most of gas, yet I had nearly 10k minerasl and 4k gas, so I just cranked out like 10+ thors and 8 vikings and bent him over.
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At first I was like fuck, i want to play im so jealous. Then I realized RTS games bore the fuck out of me. I think I'm going to buy Bad Company 2 this week.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
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Is this thread meant to be SFW?
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WELP
Join Date: May 2005
Location: so close but so far
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lol that's awesome
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Does anyone think the Phillies fan shouldn't have been tased? I wish he had been tased more.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Should be standard for Phillies fans imo.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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hawks stomped those filthy cannucks. Ship it.
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BooG690
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Son Slaps Mom On Dr. Phil | whoisthemonkey.com
Kids seriously need to be beat from the get-go. That's really the only way to discipline them.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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You should put a jihad on his ass
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
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Originally Posted by bigred
You should put a jihad on his ass
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The mother lost a daughter, sister to the son, 2 years prior to the show. This changed the family's relationship completely. The mother began taking out her anger/frustration/guilt on her only child remaining. It turns out that the kids on the show were good kids and it was the parents who had problems dealing with anything and everything.
The world is what you make of it. This includes your own children.
Cliff Notes: Parent failed and produced the Devil.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BooG690
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Oh. I'm assuming you watched this episode? Dr. Phil is the shiznit.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
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LOL @ beating kids being the solution.
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
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Posts: 2,450
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also
baby, baby, baby OHHHHHHHHHHH
like baby, baby, baby, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
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YouTube - Justin Bieber doesn't know what German is.
he's so dreamy
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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who?
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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Kanellos Greek Dog of Justice
Let me google that for you
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UG
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Moderator
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Posts: 1,855
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My wife is the first female Big 12 baseball umpire
TheMercury.com - K-State Sports Article
sorry, no tits
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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oh and we're pregnant!
Jermaine (if it's a boy) or Le-a (if it's a girl) will be born around December 20th.
P.S. It's La-DASH-ah, THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT YO
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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<3 ug and kate
whats up yo
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boost
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Full House
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Location: Chicago
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I facepalmed when I read jermaine, then laughed when I realized you were joking cuz of le-a
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