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I got that as part of a trivia game, and hit it obv. (trivia pursuit on the PS3)
people were amazed I knew that shit.
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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lol UG
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http://donkeybrains.wordpress.com/
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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My female clown partner is a dumb slut...so I'm gonna try and get her fired (I already clipped her tip).
The wolves nommed me.
I have a ton of Computer Assembly homework due tomorrow that i'lll stay up late and do...so no poker tonight.
It's gorgeous out in NY and I'm stuck taking pictures with kids in my lap and pulling bunnies out of a box.
FML
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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My female clown partner is a dumb slut...so I'm gonna try and get her fired (I already clipped her tip).
The wolves nommed me.
I have a ton of Computer Assembly homework due tomorrow that i'lll stay up late and do...so no poker tonight.
It's gorgeous out in NY and I'm stuck taking pictures with kids in my lap and pulling bunnies out of a box.
FML
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I still cant believe this is for real..
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* dranger smells like bum piss and dog shit all over down there
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It's gorgeous out in NY and I'm stuck taking pictures with kids in my lap and pulling bunnies out of a box.
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I don't get the bunnies part. Are you supposed to be a magical clown?
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Yeah, I do magic too.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Pretty amazing show called 'Life' on the Discovery channel. Oprah sucks as a voice-over though.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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In other news, it has come to our attention that the domain name "FerrethAndJobs.com" may be misread by some. We are currently investigating other options, but until then, we plan to continue our current branding in the hopes that clearer heads prevail. Any comments regarding the domain name itself may be directed to the individual who encouraged its use. Questions of corporate law may be directed to our home office (Phone number removed).
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Pretty amazing show called 'Life' on the Discovery channel. Oprah sucks as a voice-over though.
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fuck that, dl a torrent of the bbc version so you can hear the amazing voice of David Attenborough from planet earth and other bbc stuff
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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fuck that, dl a torrent of the bbc version so you can hear the amazing voice of David Attenborough from planet earth and other bbc stuff
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I'm here to support America, you commie slime!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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America has health care!
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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"This is against life." -CSPAN opposition caller. (He prefaced this with saying only God can define natural rights.)
"Is this worth spending 10 trillion on this?" - CSPAN undecided.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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HAHAHA
"Obama doesn't understand that this is a Democracy and that we should have the freedom of choice."
"Are you insured?"
"No. By choice."
"Why?"
"Uh... I consider myself a healthy person."
"It is very disappointing to me to see that the Democrats have convinced this country that we don't have health coverage. You can go out and just work for it." CSPAN opposition loller.
"What makes health-care so pressing when it can be dealt with in 20 years or so? I'm 17 and in high school. ... I haven't heard of the justification for why this is dealt with right now." "A lot of kids my age don't really understand what's going on here, so it's not very popular among my generation." -I really need to get to bed.
Also, parliamentary proceedings are very confusing. The speaker seems to judge motions by ear and at a glance of people standing up.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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... and now they're voting yay or nay to recognize the 65th anniversary of something that occurred 65 years ago, I rest my face in my palm and go to sleep.
edit so I didn't go to bed, because I'm pretty interested to see the inner workings of the Congress. But this CSPAN host is clearly left-of-center. He will always cleverly inquire on the caller's insurance coverage with the opposed and allow the in-betweeners and supporters to make comments unmolested.
If people want to make the poor decision to avoid health insurance believing that the vigor of youth can carry them through; instead waiting for older-days and wealthier occupation before attaining coverage... that's capitalism. If people want to make bad decisions, we all should enjoy every opportunity to take advantage. The host shouldn't highlight their foolishness, just ignore it and move on.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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fuck that, dl a torrent of the bbc version so you can hear the amazing voice of David Attenborough from planet earth and other bbc stuff
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what happened to the chick who narrated the american planet earth? I really enjoyed her narration. However the woman narrating life is terrible- just terrible.
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wtf boost how the shit do u not know who the chick from alien and aliens is? prerequisite for coolness is loving those movies
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sigourney weaver > harpo.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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wuf, your sig has come reeeeaaallll close to getting me into big trouble at home.
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my new default homepage: WELCOME TO INTERNET!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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I'm still laughing over this. Someone needs to call them up and be like "Yes, I'm inquiring about the ferret hand jobs. How much are they? Can I request receiving it from a female? I'm not gay, of course. How long does my money get me? Are there any ways we can up the ante, wink wink?"
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wuf, your sig has come reeeeaaallll close to getting me into big trouble at home.
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sorry
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wuf, your sig has come reeeeaaallll close to getting me into big trouble at home.
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blame yourself not wuf
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Warpe has been banned for high treason against the commune.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lol i can just imagine after seeing the sig taken down, flomo is like fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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lynch UG, he's the one who wanted it taken down. I just said it was gonna get me in trouble.
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nobody listens to ug, especially since he keeps using internet explorer
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lynch UG
Sorry, I need my WW fix.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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flomo
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Full House
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i'm going to go with wrape until i hear UG's response and then i'm going to lynch both of them.
lynch warpe
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Was there a single upset in the women's bracket? Women sports = lulz
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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Kanye West is just so sick.
inb4 ima let u finish but
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Hahahaha, the Southpark thing with Tiger Woods is soooo fucking funny.
I would link to it, but it would be the same site that gave UG the shingles, so I won't. Just watch it imo, and be prepared to literally rofl.
I think it's called Sexual Healing. [just a google]
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Oh, and anybody else notice that posts in the commune do count?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Sawyer -- I think it's probably safe to post if you've never gotten a bug from there. I probably clicked on something and didn't realize it.
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kk!
but I found a direct link to a stream anyway, here goes:
Sexual Healing - 1401 - Watch - South Park - X Episodes
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Oh, and anybody else notice that posts in the commune do count?
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i've been posting less in here trying not to fuck up my #s-- LDO
edit: ldo and fuck also need to be resolved
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Protect dog
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Common sense would indicate that if an individual does not posses extensive knowledge on a particular subject, said individual should not ever be allowed to dictate legislation on said knowledge.
This situation is now currently going in Britain:
UK police asks Internet cafes to monitor customers - Yahoo! News
This is a typical reponse from an idiot who has no idea on the subject, not much different from those that passed the law on it.
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Originally Posted by Idiot
If I was running a shop like that I'd damn well want to make sure the users weren't doing any illegal with the computers I own and would am liable for.
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This is the response of one who is in the business on a day to day basis, and therefore knows wtf is going on
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Originally Posted by Savvy User
I own a LAN center here in Texas. How do you propose to monitor 18+ computers, constantly switching out with other users, and researching every single action or app they do? There is no automated way to do it, and any programs that can attempt to do so are both intrusive, destructive on the speed and function of the PC, costly, and still fail to capture or identify any potentially harmful actions by the user without human monitoring.
It's not possible, not in any effective way, but soon that won't matter. All that will matter is that people (that own the public PCs) will be punished for the actions of others.
This isn't new news, coming from England, as right here in Texas we have agents from local and federal police coming in telling us they are part of a new "task force" and that we should not only REPORT anything we find, but actively monitor and seek activity out. We also do computer repair services (which is our primary business) and the agents tell us they would like us to look through all the documents on every PC that comes in for service. They ask we look for "questionable" pictures, to check to see if their music is legally purchased, and other irrational things that are both impossible/poorly defined/or so intrusive to privacy.
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So what is the point I'm trying to make, you ask? This exact thing happened to poker as well, spawning the now infamous UIGEA and stuff.
It should be made illegal that people who have no idea what they are doing to be allowed to pass laws regarding any subject they do not understand or know about, other than their feelings on the subject. That is the one thing that should be criminalized worldwide.
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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Sidney Godsby just scored back-to-back goals and it's just obvious to everyone that he's no where near as alive as he was in the Olympics. You can just see that he's in the grind. I miss Olympic hockey and I think he does too. Playoffs where are you?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/101027821.gif
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Somebody's new at this.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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courtiebee
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WELP
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Playoffs where are you?
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COMING OMG YESSSSS
It's too bad I won't get to see Vancouver in more than one round, though
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http://donkeybrains.wordpress.com/
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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COMING OMG YESSSSS
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That's what she said!
we need a high five emotican
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LOL OPERATIONS
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by bigred
That's what she said!
we need a high five emotican
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here you go bro
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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WTH? The man asked for a high five emoticon, not a couple of queers touching each other. It should be like the Toejam and Earl highfive.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Full House
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Toejam & Earl! awesome. And living up to the name of the thread.
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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I can never be good enough can i
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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damnit the anticapslock thing is holding me down....
I CAN NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGHCAN I
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YouTube - Wu-Tang - The Projects
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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