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Old 03-20-2010, 04:41 AM #4501 (permalink)  
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Goddammit UG when are you gonna stop using IE
 
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:35 AM #4502 (permalink)  
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ok. seriously. your fucking avatar has to be removed. goddamn.

I'm posting this again because it was the last post of the last page 90, so fuck it



ok what the fuck--when I drink large quantities of things, like water, beer, or just something I'm taking multiple gulps of, I count my gulps. If I get close to the number thirteen I drink more so I don't land on thirteen. I will even take smaller gulps to make sure I pass that fucking number, but I usually go to at least fifteen or sixteen to make for goddamn sure. why?


 
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Old 03-20-2010, 06:20 AM #4503 (permalink)  
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Um...why don't you just take down twelve gulps?

That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
 
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Old 03-20-2010, 06:52 AM #4504 (permalink)  
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:30 AM #4505 (permalink)  
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I got that as part of a trivia game, and hit it obv. (trivia pursuit on the PS3)
people were amazed I knew that shit.

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Old 03-20-2010, 07:39 PM #4506 (permalink)  
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lol UG


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Old 03-20-2010, 09:19 PM #4507 (permalink)  
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My female clown partner is a dumb slut...so I'm gonna try and get her fired (I already clipped her tip).
The wolves nommed me.
I have a ton of Computer Assembly homework due tomorrow that i'lll stay up late and do...so no poker tonight.
It's gorgeous out in NY and I'm stuck taking pictures with kids in my lap and pulling bunnies out of a box.

FML

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Old Yesterday, 07:18 PM #4508 (permalink)  
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My female clown partner is a dumb slut...so I'm gonna try and get her fired (I already clipped her tip).
The wolves nommed me.
I have a ton of Computer Assembly homework due tomorrow that i'lll stay up late and do...so no poker tonight.
It's gorgeous out in NY and I'm stuck taking pictures with kids in my lap and pulling bunnies out of a box.

FML

I still cant believe this is for real..
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It's gorgeous out in NY and I'm stuck taking pictures with kids in my lap and pulling bunnies out of a box.
I don't get the bunnies part. Are you supposed to be a magical clown?


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Yeah, I do magic too.

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Pretty amazing show called 'Life' on the Discovery channel. Oprah sucks as a voice-over though.


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Pretty amazing show called 'Life' on the Discovery channel. Oprah sucks as a voice-over though.
fuck that, dl a torrent of the bbc version so you can hear the amazing voice of David Attenborough from planet earth and other bbc stuff
 
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fuck that, dl a torrent of the bbc version so you can hear the amazing voice of David Attenborough from planet earth and other bbc stuff
I'm here to support America, you commie slime!


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America has health care!
That's right everyone, I am officially renting out my Jewish roommate to watch you play and give him his secret Jew magic luck box.

For the low low low price of $25/hr!

Turn my roommate into your jewmate with Danny C's rent-a-jew.

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"This is against life." -CSPAN opposition caller. (He prefaced this with saying only God can define natural rights.)

"Is this worth spending 10 trillion on this?" - CSPAN undecided.


Yes, I brought a knife to this gunfight,
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So bring that shit, I've had practice.
 
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roflcakes. thank you for pointing out that irony that somehow went over my head
That's right everyone, I am officially renting out my Jewish roommate to watch you play and give him his secret Jew magic luck box.

For the low low low price of $25/hr!

Turn my roommate into your jewmate with Danny C's rent-a-jew.

Proof that the rent-a-jew program can and WILL work for you:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqr5CE45sT8

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HAHAHA

"Obama doesn't understand that this is a Democracy and that we should have the freedom of choice."
"Are you insured?"
"No. By choice."
"Why?"
"Uh... I consider myself a healthy person."

"It is very disappointing to me to see that the Democrats have convinced this country that we don't have health coverage. You can go out and just work for it." CSPAN opposition loller.

"What makes health-care so pressing when it can be dealt with in 20 years or so? I'm 17 and in high school. ... I haven't heard of the justification for why this is dealt with right now." "A lot of kids my age don't really understand what's going on here, so it's not very popular among my generation." -I really need to get to bed.

Also, parliamentary proceedings are very confusing. The speaker seems to judge motions by ear and at a glance of people standing up.


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... and now they're voting yay or nay to recognize the 65th anniversary of something that occurred 65 years ago, I rest my face in my palm and go to sleep.

edit so I didn't go to bed, because I'm pretty interested to see the inner workings of the Congress. But this CSPAN host is clearly left-of-center. He will always cleverly inquire on the caller's insurance coverage with the opposed and allow the in-betweeners and supporters to make comments unmolested.

If people want to make the poor decision to avoid health insurance believing that the vigor of youth can carry them through; instead waiting for older-days and wealthier occupation before attaining coverage... that's capitalism. If people want to make bad decisions, we all should enjoy every opportunity to take advantage. The host shouldn't highlight their foolishness, just ignore it and move on.


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Old Today, 05:13 AM #4521 (permalink)  
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fuck that, dl a torrent of the bbc version so you can hear the amazing voice of David Attenborough from planet earth and other bbc stuff

what happened to the chick who narrated the american planet earth? I really enjoyed her narration. However the woman narrating life is terrible- just terrible.
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wtf boost how the shit do u not know who the chick from alien and aliens is? prerequisite for coolness is loving those movies
 
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