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  1. #6451
    I'd say he's a good 30% larger at least than anybody alive. Wasn't sure at first, but start examining his arms, those things are bigger than synthol monkeys
  2. #6452
    Also, if he was that big, his legs would have to be like twice their size. 30% larger than the biggest might be low ballin it
  3. #6453
    Yea both Ruhl and Coleman are freaks in size and could never get that big. Ruhl may be the most ill proportioned body builder alive and his legs are 3x this guys.

    I doubt anyone could ever get their arms to be as big as their quads, even with Synthol
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    dog is a dead giveaway imo

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    You can see some of the bricks are stretched.
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    why would anyone want to look like that anyway?

    I know that is 'shopped, but I'm saying that most if not all ifbb pro bodybuilders look comical and only a tiny subset of females would find a top male ifbb pro bodybuilder in contest shape to be attractive (or vise versa).

    but basically the response is almost always, 'ewww, gross'

    I have my own theories as to why but I think it mostly revolves around this: AAS have been around for less than a century and dudes that big are battling a massive evolutionary timeframe. The mind does not compute, or something like that.

    Now don't take that the wrong way; I still think women like guys that are muscular (and lean), I just think the 'ideal' look is typically somewhere within genetic limits.

    If the goal is just to be a massive freak of muscle and conditioning, or to impress the bros, disregard the above.
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    they wanna be the alpha maaaaales
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    Maybe the physiques need to resemble the ego's as close as (humanly) possible?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    why would anyone want to look like that anyway?

    I know that is 'shopped, but I'm saying that most if not all ifbb pro bodybuilders look comical and only a tiny subset of females would find a top male ifbb pro bodybuilder in contest shape to be attractive (or vise versa).

    but basically the response is almost always, 'ewww, gross'

    I have my own theories as to why but I think it mostly revolves around this: AAS have been around for less than a century and dudes that big are battling a massive evolutionary timeframe. The mind does not compute, or something like that.

    Now don't take that the wrong way; I still think women like guys that are muscular (and lean), I just think the 'ideal' look is typically somewhere within genetic limits.

    If the goal is just to be a massive freak of muscle and conditioning, or to impress the bros, disregard the above.
    Yeah. Surprise of my life came when I was talking to a couple of girls who were talking about a hot guy, and they were saying "his body's just perfect, it's so slender".

    I'm starting to get the impression that it's not about what you look like, but more about the story you tell from your demeanor. A smaller guy projecting a deep sense of confidence and strength > an unsure bigger guy. If you want an example of this, just look at good2cu in the new High Stakes Poker - he's physically well sized, but he projects pure insecurity, which is unattractive as fuck.
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    yea being all jacked up is so 1997. It's all about fit, flexable and athletic. 8 pack abs>>large chest and arms
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    Yeah. Surprise of my life came when I was talking to a couple of girls who were talking about a hot guy, and they were saying "his body's just perfect, it's so slender".

    I'm starting to get the impression that it's not about what you look like, but more about the story you tell from your demeanor. A smaller guy projecting a deep sense of confidence and strength > an unsure bigger guy. If you want an example of this, just look at good2cu in the new High Stakes Poker - he's physically well sized, but he projects pure insecurity, which is unattractive as fuck.
    his rockin hot euro gf begs to differ

    ?wut
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    I hated 1997. Bad year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    I'm starting to get the impression that it's not about what you look like, but more about the story you tell from your demeanor.
    This is 100% true and any girl who thinks other wise is probably worn out and no better than a whiskey dick blowjob. It really just boils down to a false sense of masculinity. The older you get the further your personality and demeanor will carry you.

    For example:

    My brother got the good family genes with his dark skin, slightly curly hair, long eyelashes, and was an athlete since middle school so he's been pretty cut since he was 15. Up through college he plowed through girls with absolutely no effort. He can still attract them in droves but since he's never had to try for girls, he's not socially matured in the aspect of actually using his personality to keep them around for more than half an hour.

    On the other hand, I was always slightly overweight growing up and had to actually exude effort when talking to girls, which has progressed and carried over now that I'm at a normal weight/body type. Even though I can't follow through on anything that goes on, I can fucking wreck him in social scene talking to girls these days.

    The biggest [what I would call a] mistake I see guys make (I live in Tampa so I see this ALL the time) is that they automatically assume that a big/ripped body means they are masculine, which is far from the truth. While women are attracted to masculinity, being fit or not lazy is only part of the equation and I would say carries a lot less weight than things like wisdom, confidence, and behavior. It helps but it will only take you so far.
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    Women like what they're told they like
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    My seven year old daughter and wife are playing in the playroom, wife comes in to the living room for moment. My precious darling calls out to her mom " you build the twin towers and I'll build an airplane."

    I'm guessing it was just a friendly game of blocks.
    Is it wrong that I laughed?
    Too soon?
  16. #6466
    Today sucks. That is all.

    Oh... and by the way, my 12 year old is convinced the world will end saturday, 5/21/11 because of some show that says it is in the bible.

    So I guess today isn't really that important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Today sucks. That is all.

    Oh... and by the way, my 12 year old is convinced the world will end saturday, 5/21/11 because of some show that says it is in the bible.

    So I guess today isn't really that important.
    Everybody ship me your FTP rolls. You obviously don't need them and won't get paid between now and Saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Everybody ship me your FTP rolls. You obviously don't need them and won't get paid between now and Saturday.
    No. You would laugh.

    Same thing happens when I take off my pants.
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    candy-ass roody-poos
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    candy-ass roody-poos
    Hey, tone it down, buddy. This is a family forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    candy-ass roody-poos
    Smooky loo achoo achoo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    lacrosse is probably the worst sport to watch ever.
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    have you seen curling?

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Curling is better than many sports because there is occasionally a hot chick competing. sports without hot women to look at should actually be good sports, unlike soccer baseball basketball
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    also curling is the fucking nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    also curling sucks fucking nuts
    fypeezy
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    Quote:
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    also curling sucks fucking nuts

    fypeezy
    Agreed

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    I've been meaning to DL "36 Chambers" for like a month now and everytime I go to do it, I keep forgetting what it was I was looking for. DONE! Thanks for reminding me.
  32. #6482
    Grades just got posted; straight A's for the first time in my life. Its all 100 level classes at community cololege, but still I am proud of myself.
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    I threw out a book today. I was in the middle of it and I was like, fuck you book, you suck and I just threw it out.

    Felt good.
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    B = FAIL
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    That class was ridic, 25 peeps - one person C, 23 peeps Bs, one person A.
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    Should've been two people.
  38. #6488
    just wait til you see your ftr report card.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    That class was ridic, 25 peeps - one person C, 23 peeps Bs, one person A.
    How is everyone getting a B ridic? In my day, we had to walk up hill during World War 2 just to find out your grade was curved down to a C.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    How is everyone getting a B ridic? In my day, we had to walk up hill during World War 2 just to find out your grade was curved down to a C.
    In my day, we didn't have hills. We had to make them.
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    AWESOME! My first little red box for the curling comment. Sorry about the deodorant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    AWESOME! My first little red box for the curling comment. Sorry about the deodorant
    hahah me too HI 5 !!!!...and out of spite im going to negative rep anyone it could have been...prime suspects are Kiwi and wuf. Sorry guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    hahah me too HI 5 !!!!...and out of spite im going to negative rep anyone it could have been...prime suspects are Kiwi and wuf. Sorry guys
    yeah pretty sure that soon im gonna change the way rep works. system is so flawed atm

    ?wut
  45. #6495
    lol at me ever negging anyone

    if ur being a poopyface imma say it to ur poopyface
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    hahah me too HI 5 !!!!...and out of spite im going to negative rep anyone it could have been...prime suspects are Kiwi and wuf. Sorry guys
    I know who it was. And not because I did it. Mod powers are vast and mysterious.
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    So what's a "B"? Is that like a 9/10 (or 90/100) or something?

    Is an "A" a 10/10?
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  48. #6498
    in b4 abooborilla tells wufwuginator who the lamo was who negged him for making fun of all u gaymos who think natalie portman's ass is anything other than a concave abomination
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    hahah me too HI 5 !!!!...and out of spite im going to negative rep anyone it could have been...prime suspects are Kiwi and wuf. Sorry guys
    It was me. I'm Canadian. It's in our Constitution to defend curling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    It was me. I'm Canadian. It's in our Constitution to defend curling.
    I thought that was hockey.
    Isn't curling that sport for guys who cannot play hockey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    I thought that was hockey.
    Isn't curling that sport for guys who cannot play hockey?
    No, it's for guys who want to drink while playing.
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    I suddenly have new found respect for the game.
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    Yeah, we're not stupid (mostly). Getting checked while holding a beer means bye-bye beer. But we're just yelling hurry hard when curling and doing a little sweeping. You can even hold a rye and ginger doing that (which is probably the official mixed drink of curling).
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I know who it was. And not because I did it. Mod powers are vast and mysterious.
    I figured you had those powers. Yet I still went and negged bbibkies last post anyway.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  55. #6505
    pretty sure the only person I ever neg rep is celtic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    So what's a "B"? Is that like a 9/10 (or 90/100) or something?

    Is an "A" a 10/10?
    B = 80 - 89
    A = 90+
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    ^
    Thanks dude.



    BTW, RIP Macho Man Randy Savage. He managed to leave this earth right before the impending Rapture. He was the first badass I ever knew. Prime badass, or is that Badass Prime?


    I wonder what will happen on the 22nd of May when the people who believed the Rapture crap simply wake up normally.
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  58. #6508
    damn it, was just working with fiberglass and was a dumb ass and didn't wear gloves or long sleeves... now everything itches
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    Jack Sawyer who's the av/sig chick?
    She's a youtube semi-fringe-celebrity. Her name is Jessica Berry
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    new zealand ldo
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    yesssssssssssss
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    yesssssssssssss
    ya that was good. ty for leading me to this

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    this is old as shit, but came across it and thought why not share again it's only 15 seconds.

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    Electric Daisy Carnival Prompts Amber Alert For "Molly" | Central Florida Fancy

    not sure if this article is serious or not but its pretty funny lol....for those that do not know molly is the name people use for "Pure MDMA"
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    Went to a cookout yesterday and wore a pair of Nantucket Red shorts that I've been putting off wearing for about a year. (The things I do for my wife :/) I like the color but I feel like there is a huge pretentious stigma that comes along with wearing them. Like, I need some Croakies and walk around telling people I went to Yale or something.

    I've always owned/wore some "non-standard" shorts (Seersucker, Yellow, Patch Madras, etc.) but can't seem to really warm up to the idea of consistently wearing these things.

    Does anyone else here actually wear these color shorts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTheBanana View Post
    Went to a cookout yesterday and wore a pair of Nantucket Red shorts that I've been putting off wearing for about a year. (The things I do for my wife :/) I like the color but I feel like there is a huge pretentious stigma that comes along with wearing them. Like, I need some Croakies and walk around telling people I went to Yale or something.

    I've always owned/wore some "non-standard" shorts (Seersucker, Yellow, Patch Madras, etc.) but can't seem to really warm up to the idea of consistently wearing these things.

    Does anyone else here actually wear these color shorts?
    I do. Baller is as baller does.
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    thats whack as fuck...should be in pawlitiks thread imo....that being said...what if im just liek...damn id like to kill that person, does that constitute mal intent? even if you would never actually go through with it in a million years

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