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  1. #4726
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    I don't get how it works. Do you like smack it against your wiener or something?
    It's a toy. You play with it like you would GI Joe.
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    when it was not being used as a sex aid - the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.
    lololololol
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    Lima-time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Lima-time!
    cu in hell, bro
  5. #4730
    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    cu in hell, bro
    He would have wanted it that way. I imagine his wake is full of drinking, salsa dancing and groping huge fake boobs.
  6. #4731
    Do you guys find Dominos buffalo wings very spicy?
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    Happy Birthday Jyms.

    Is it bad that the first birthday song I think of is one we always play at my clown parties? Meh...either way, the chick is pretty hott that sings it. Mmmm...

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  8. #4733
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Do you guys find Dominos buffalo wings very spicy?
    Hells no. On the Salad King pepper scale, they're like a 3.

    (I realize only Toronto ppl will get this but I don't really care. I think I'm amusing and that's really all that counts.)
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    I once ate wings seasoned with pepper spray concentrate.
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  11. #4736
    happy b-day, jyms. fwiw, I once thought the Ting Tings was a female asian duo. seeing them perform on SNL one night really rocked my world, I was dumbfounded.

    and I can't be bothered with hot wings--probably something about too much work for not much payoff. plus, they're messy, which when coupled with the struggle to actually get enough meat to be satisfied, really makes it not worth it for me. before someone turns it into a gay thing and and says, "UG likes big pieces of meat in his mouth!," (I'm looking at your bigsuspenders), I'm that way with all food. you should see the bowls of cereal that I eat in the morning. big bowl, lots of cereal, lots of milk, and what my wife calls a "shovel" for a spoon.

    I will say that Domino's has a muuuuuch better tasting pizza than before, although I haven't gone back since I had it a few months ago so I'm not really sure that's saying much.


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    a little buzzed, please tell me if i'm completely out of line here

    so i'm with a group of friends, we go to a few different bars, and the group dies down over the night

    we're at the last bar, and my friends lee and jessica are kind of flirting and hitting on each other, etc.

    i've been really generous all night, buying the entire group rounds, etc, it's been reciprocated back a little, whatever

    eventually i get some food, buy more rounds, and go to the bathroom

    now, the bathroom is pretty close to the bar area, and i hear lee and jessica talking in the background

    they want to get drinks and put them on my tab.... errrrr

    chelsea (the bartender tries explaining that i'm in the bathroom and they should wait until i'm back to order)

    they insist that it's ok and i offered them these drinks (i didn't) and that i won't mind if it's on my tab (i wouldn't, except that i hear this all behind my back, and now i do)

    i get very upset

    am i in the wrong to bet upset, confront them about it, and call their BS excuse that they were 'just joking' out? or am i crazy
  13. #4738
    not crazy

    these are not people I'd hang around with again


  14. #4739
    it depends. could be a misunderstanding of sorts, or could be they're not that good of friends. normally i would say 'insta-defriend', but i've defriended so many of my 'friends' because they were idiots that i've become crotchety

    re: hot wings. go to The Rock Wood Fired Pizza, order chipotle wings, profit. i, too, do not care for the hassle of wings, but those things are way too fucking good
  15. #4740
    Not people I would be calling friends for much longer. No way they were joking either. If he's hitting on her and they are flirting, they are too far removed from playing jokes with you and focused on each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    All i can imagine when watching that is him with his head big going "this is sparta!" or making the face from the sparta dude.
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    Defriend with the quickness Lukie. They're scum.
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  19. #4744
    Nah, you're damn right to be upset Lukie. Morally I can't see any difference between them adding drinks to your tab and them sneaking a twenty out of your jacket pocket.
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    I'd be pissed too.
  21. #4746
    ya.. if you just overheard them being like "hey, lets get some drinks on eric's tab while hes in the bathroom, ha ha!" Then it could 100% be a joke... but you heard them trying to convince the bartender that you were ok with it. Imo, they clearly intended to go through with the plan. Fuck them.

    p.s. why have we not played SCII together yet?
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    I feel bad for that mouse.
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    Silly mouse, you're not printer paper, what are you doing in that printer?
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  25. #4750
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    re: hot wings. go to The Rock Wood Fired Pizza, order chipotle wings, profit. i, too, do not care for the hassle of wings, but those things are way too fucking good
    Washington? I'm in effing Pennsylvania right now Someone tell me where to get good wings in PA
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  26. #4751
    My printer squeaks. Now I have a good idea as to why.

    This won't be pleasant.
  27. #4752
    One time when I was little there was a spider on the ceiling about the computer, so I went to my room, grabbed my toy lightsaber (one of the ones that retracts all the way in, not the shit ones with flashing lights and noises, tyvm) to try and squash it, but I instead knocked it into our printer. So I opened up a text document, typed "goodbye mr spider" and hit print. When the paper came through the spider was nowhere to be seen, so I picked up the bit of paper to throw it away and got the dead flattened spider that was on the underside of the paper all over my hand I still feel kinda mean.
  28. #4753
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    So I opened up a text document, typed "goodbye mr spider" and hit print.
    Nice catchprhrase. You're Commando!
  29. #4754
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    One time when I was little there was a spider on the ceiling about the computer, so I went to my room, grabbed my toy lightsaber (one of the ones that retracts all the way in, not the shit ones with flashing lights and noises, tyvm) to try and squash it, but I instead knocked it into our printer. So I opened up a text document, typed "goodbye mr spider" and hit print. When the paper came through the spider was nowhere to be seen, so I picked up the bit of paper to throw it away and got the dead flattened spider that was on the underside of the paper all over my hand I still feel kinda mean.

    I lol'd
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    epic printing win
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    please finish the story, what happened when you got back to the bar?
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    only for you flomo. i got pissed off, told the bartender to put it on their tab/tabs/whatever and walked home (~mile away)

    on the way back a car full of 4 girls started slowing down because they knew me and were coming from another bar/looking for a place to party. so they offered me a ride home, i offered for them to come up for some shooters, hilarity ensues
  33. #4758
    puking is soooo gay.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    only for you flomo. i got pissed off, told the bartender to put it on their tab/tabs/whatever and walked home (~mile away)

    on the way back a car full of 4 girls started slowing down because they knew me and were coming from another bar/looking for a place to party. so they offered me a ride home, i offered for them to come up for some shooters, hilarity ensues
    hilarity ensues? so epic fail?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    on the way back a car full of 4 girls started slowing down because they knew me and were coming from another bar/looking for a place to party. so they offered me a ride home, i offered for them to come up for some shooters, hilarity ensues
    subtle humor genius imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    hilarity ensues? so epic fail?
    only the lukie of old could have messed that one up
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  38. #4763
    godsmack is unbeatable

    i stand alone best song ever. not hyperbole

    YouTube - 300 Music Video: I Stand Alone remix
  39. #4764
    Pretty inspirational video right here.

    I have something great to reveal!
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  41. #4766
    Last edited by Chelle; 05-29-2010 at 12:48 AM.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  42. #4767
    Why has this turned into the "what song are you listening to?" thread

    On another note, I didn't want to buy my 3rd Mario brothers game in a year(Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Bros.) so I just soft modded my Wii. I went out to Walmart to buy a USB HDD and they have 640gigs for $50. Score! People were buying the game for more than that in the same line. I have Mario Galaxy 2 downloaded in .iso, let ya know how it goes.
    Last edited by jyms; 05-29-2010 at 03:42 AM.
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    That game got a 10 out of 10!
    Looking forward to playing it for sure.
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    IS there anything worse than sitting on a public toilet seat (or work or whatever, but not your own) and finding that it's sticky?
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    IS there anything worse than sitting on a public toilet seat (or work or whatever, but not your own) and finding that it's sticky?
    wtf? you fail at life if you don't wipe before you sit
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    Wiping removes moisture, stickiness can still survive. I don't carry wet wipes around with me.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Why aren't you building a nest of toilet paper and sitting on that? Weirdo.
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  48. #4773
    ^^ yah, if in doubt nest.

    Otherwise you might end up like this guy
  49. #4774
    Yeah, so...



    RIP
  50. #4775
    At least you weren't driving the red one
  51. #4776
    NSFW

    Sasha

    Select/highlight some of the text.
  52. #4777
    nothing a little armor all cant fix
  53. #4778
    RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF
    damn right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF
    Hell yeah, what a legend!

    Makes you feel kinda old when the cool actors you've grown up knowing start dying.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
  56. #4781
    Quote Originally Posted by danarong
    In Cyprus I've come aqccross the no flushing bog roll rule, but I just figured wtf I'm not gonna have to unclog it.
    Quote Originally Posted by danarong
    IS there anything worse than sitting on a public toilet seat (or work or whatever, but not your own) and finding that it's sticky?
    Toilet-karma pwnt.
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    How the hell did you remember that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    RIP Dennis Hopper, you were a BAMF
    Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?
    I definitely lol'ed


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    Drinking with the family is awesome. Especially because everyone is in bed by 11.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?
    Poor Gary Coleman, his life was cut too short.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  62. #4787
    why the fuck can't wine taste like beer? of course I drank all of the alcohol (beer) in the house tonight while my wife works (yay me!), so I dipped into the wife's wine stash (she's got a baby on board, so I'm doing society a favor here by not wasting the alcohol she's not going to drink!, and, umm, not letting alcohol go to waste!)......anyway, wine sucks. Maybe ten or twenty years from now I will mature (or pretend to mature like I think a lot of people do) and think that wine is the shit, and be able to enjoy it for all it's glory.....but bleh.

    Get's the job done though!

    P.S. I once went to a wine tasting out in California. Like in wine country. Supposedly the shit is legit out there, but I don't know a good wine from anything, so whatever. Anyway, I go for this wine tasting thing thinking it will be a free-for-all-knock-down-drag-out-drunkfest, FREE WINE MOTHERFUCKERS!, but I was wrong. I got five tickets at the wine tasting, which meant five "splashes" of wine. Thanks, assholes. Not only am I not drunk, but I just drank a bunch of shitty tasting grape juice.


    P.S. Actually, fuck that. I'm not going to "mature" or pretend to "mature," and like wine some day. Fuck that. I will keep drinking my beer for all of eternity. Unless someone can prove me wrong?


  63. #4788
    Drink both, ezgame, and the splashes rather than getting you trolleyed are so you can drive after or someshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fuck you, God! Why couldn't you take Gary Coleman instead?
    I have some good news!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    My wife can't say lightning. She pronounces it "lightling".

    In related news, lightling hit my house yesterday...fried my modem. Couldn't have killed something less useful, huh, MotherFingNature?
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    I didn't realize they made Real Dolls that could talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    i didn't realize they made real dolls that could talk.
    ma-ma!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    can't...stop....watching
  70. #4795
    many will disagree, but I think cats are awesome


    P.S. Summer is here, bitches! Me wonders how the rest of the world copes with working all year round?


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    many will disagree, but I think cats are awesome


    P.S. Summer is here, bitches! Me wonders how the rest of the world copes with working all year round?
    If by 'many' you mean 'people who like being wrong' then you're right

    Cats ARE awesome
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    I hated cats for years. Then along came a new breed, the lolcat, and I WANTZ ONE
    Last edited by bigred; 06-03-2010 at 10:59 AM.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    ^^ I found you a new cat

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    did some research on the lol thread goatse hole

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  75. #4800
    wuf's new sig -- I'd hit it

    some resemblance of my wife now that she's pregnant. at first it was like WOOOOOOOOT bigger boobies, now it's like DAMN! what happened to that sculpted ass of yours? and we're only at 12 weeks. not that I'm hitting it very often anyway.


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