Randomness thread, part two.

**boost** · 08-19-2009 04:02 AM

So I was just laying in my bed being lazy, cuz well its summer and its hot and so whatever. Anyways I came up with a "pranks I would pull if I was a billionaire" setup. So you buy a mall, hire a few thousand extras, a team of hollywood makeup artists that can make convincing zombies. Then you get a good friends significant other to be an accomplice. They bring the target to the mall, zombie outbreak happens. At this point a small swat team comes and hauls off our target and accomplice to "save" them from the "zombies." In the chaos the accomplice is nabbed and the target is dragged off being told that theres nothing he can do for them. Swat team tells target that theyll have to setup for the night since the zombie outbreaks are widespread and its not safe to move at this time. Swat team will arm the target with a gun with fake bullets (not blanks as the muzzle flare from blanks actually could kill at close range.) The accomplice, targets s.o., then is dressed up in zombie makeup and set at them. Pretty much the point would be to see if the target will shoot his zombified s.o., turn the gun on himself because he cant live with s.o., both, or just break down.

Man.. zombies are awesome, I cant wait for Zombieland..

**Lukie** · 08-19-2009 05:56 AM

boost, you have too much time on your hands.

I did get a good laugh out of that though.

**wufwugy** · 08-19-2009 06:13 AM

Can't beat Louis CK's billionaire pranks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8

UG · 08-19-2009 06:23 AM

I ate a ton of 15-bean soup for lunch and had mexican food for dinner. I think I just found the recipe for total destruction. That, or a new method for peeling paint off of walls.

**boost** · 08-19-2009 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by wufwugy

Can't beat Louis CK's billionaire pranks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8

ha, that was quality.

**Warpe** · 08-19-2009 10:51 AM

why Barney Frank rocks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8

**a500lbgorilla** · 08-19-2009 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Warpe

why Barney Frank rocks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8

People actually believe in the death panels still. I bet my buddy 100 bucks that he couldn't find any "end of life counseling" in any of the bills. He claims they were in the "old"versions and there isn't exactly an archive available.

I haven't read any of this stuff just like everyone else, I don't understand how everyone feels like they know more than everyone else.

**ChrisBCritter** · 08-19-2009 01:58 PM

Page 63 is off to an awesome start.

**Parasurama** · 08-19-2009 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

agree on Arrested Development Para, did the same thing and found myself wondering what all the fuss was about. Side note, Bateman is in a bunch of upcoming movies, looks good, hair included.

yeah Extract looks like it will be pretty good. Also Tony Hale's career seems to have picked up as well.

**Jack Sawyer** · 08-20-2009 07:46 AM

the new porsche 911 turbo is out.

my dream fleet would consist of a porsche 911 turbo, a bmw z4 or porsche boxster s (ferrari california if i win the wsop main event or something), and a ford f 150 for weekend beach outings

why can't i fucking win an EPT event

Edit: some German porno

**FlyingSaucy** · 08-21-2009 04:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GBwuYuOOs

**boost** · 08-21-2009 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by Warpe

why Barney Frank rocks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8

owned.

**bigred** · 08-23-2009 08:08 AM

stabbing westward is an underrated band

**givememyleg** · 08-23-2009 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by bigred

stabbing westward is an underrated band

they're okay... i've been a fan since they were on duke nukem on playstation!

**bigred** · 08-23-2009 03:36 PM

darkest days was a great album, the rest were ok

**givememyleg** · 08-23-2009 04:31 PM

haven't heard anything new in like 5 years or so though, did they ever come out with anything else?

**Chelle** · 08-23-2009 06:38 PM

boredom has caused me to make a channel on justin.tv

**bigred** · 08-23-2009 10:01 PM

Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating?

Just wondering, totally original thought of mine.

**bikes** · 08-23-2009 11:33 PM

A lack of restaurants in Big Rapids as well as cooking experience as well as no idea what I want to eat right now is really tilting.

**a500lbgorilla** · 08-23-2009 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by bigred

Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating?

Just wondering, totally original thought of mine.

i just got some real good weed too

**bigred** · 08-23-2009 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Originally Posted by bigred

Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating?

Just wondering, totally original thought of mine.

i just got some real good weed too

Give me my weed

**bigspenda73** · 08-24-2009 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Chelle

boredom has caused me to make a channel on justin.tv

no link??????

**givememyleg** · 08-24-2009 12:31 AM

haha!

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by bigred

Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating

Every time I eat bacon.

Speaking of saturated fat, have you guys seen the KFC bacon sandwich that has two pieces of chicken for a bun?

**wufwugy** · 08-24-2009 01:04 AM

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

**bigred** · 08-24-2009 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by givememyleg

haha!

but right now my post is nothing

**givememyleg** · 08-24-2009 01:13 AM

in my nothing, you were everything, to me

**givememyleg** · 08-24-2009 01:14 AM

ldo

**wufwugy** · 08-24-2009 01:14 AM

Looks like Planet Fitness has changed their name to Planet Fatass

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/18/ny...runt.html?_r=2

**Chelle** · 08-24-2009 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Originally Posted by Chelle

boredom has caused me to make a channel on justin.tv

no link??????

justin.tv/sweetiieheart

im on there pretty much daily so far.

people on there are fucking weird.

**bigred** · 08-24-2009 02:32 AM

so i put in the link and three seconds in i def saw some spoon ass, this is sweet

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 03:13 AM

Originally Posted by Chelle

boredom has caused me to make a channel on justin.tv

All I see is rug and not the good kind.

**Chelle** · 08-24-2009 04:56 AM

i had a seizure, then woke up and was little michelle, and painted.

**flomo** · 08-24-2009 05:28 AM

this thread is the AWESOMEST

**boost** · 08-24-2009 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by wufwugy

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

**Ash256** · 08-24-2009 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by boost

Originally Posted by wufwugy

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

by the looks of it this is real.. jeez

**Lukie** · 08-24-2009 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by boost

Originally Posted by wufwugy

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

seriously, when does it stop? is having a black president not enough?

why doesn't mcdonalds celebrate asian history every day, or mexican history every day, or white history every day?

of course, $$$, but i was kind of hoping for some sort of ethical reason.

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 04:53 PM

Aren't Latinos now the #1 minority in the US?

**flomo** · 08-24-2009 06:43 PM

every time i go to sstarbucks i order the Latino Grande with a scone.

**bigred** · 08-24-2009 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Aren't Latinos now the #1 minority in the US?

and growing

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by bigred

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Aren't Latinos now the #1 minority in the US?

and growing

Then as a Latino man, I'm insulted.

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 07:12 PM

And by Latino, I mean Portuguese but I move my hips well.

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 07:12 PM

Except I'm not Portuguese.

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 07:13 PM

I do like piri piri sauce tho.

**bigred** · 08-24-2009 07:22 PM

Are you always high?

**a500lbgorilla** · 08-24-2009 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Lukie

Originally Posted by boost

Originally Posted by wufwugy

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

seriously, when does it stop? is having a black president not enough?

why doesn't mcdonalds celebrate asian history every day, or mexican history every day, or white history every day?

of course, $$$, but i was kind of hoping for some sort of ethical reason.

why don't they get to celebrate whatever they want?

**bigred** · 08-24-2009 07:26 PM

lukie hates black people, ldo

**boost** · 08-24-2009 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Ash256

Originally Posted by boost

Originally Posted by wufwugy

holy shit that looks so goood

looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds

http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp

holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

by the looks of it this is real.. jeez

Well yes, I realize that the website is not in jest. The racist joke I was refering to was the one that wufugy made. Saying that the bacon sammich was KFC's response to mcdonalds attempt to try to lure away their loyal customers of color.

**bigred** · 08-24-2009 07:29 PM

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOOST, KNUCK IF YOU BUCK!!!!!!

**BennyLaRue** · 08-24-2009 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by bigred

Are you always high?

On life, sure.

08-19-2009 04:02 AM #3101
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 9,047 Location Chicago	So I was just laying in my bed being lazy, cuz well its summer and its hot and so whatever. Anyways I came up with a "pranks I would pull if I was a billionaire" setup. So you buy a mall, hire a few thousand extras, a team of hollywood makeup artists that can make convincing zombies. Then you get a good friends significant other to be an accomplice. They bring the target to the mall, zombie outbreak happens. At this point a small swat team comes and hauls off our target and accomplice to "save" them from the "zombies." In the chaos the accomplice is nabbed and the target is dragged off being told that theres nothing he can do for them. Swat team tells target that theyll have to setup for the night since the zombie outbreaks are widespread and its not safe to move at this time. Swat team will arm the target with a gun with fake bullets (not blanks as the muzzle flare from blanks actually could kill at close range.) The accomplice, targets s.o., then is dressed up in zombie makeup and set at them. Pretty much the point would be to see if the target will shoot his zombified s.o., turn the gun on himself because he cant live with s.o., both, or just break down. Man.. zombies are awesome, I cant wait for Zombieland..

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08-19-2009 05:56 AM #3102
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08-19-2009 06:13 AM #3103
wufwugy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2006 Posts 12,213	Can't beat Louis CK's billionaire pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8

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08-19-2009 06:23 AM #3104
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08-19-2009 07:25 AM #3105
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 9,047 Location Chicago	Originally Posted by wufwugy Can't beat Louis CK's billionaire pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8 ha, that was quality.

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a500lbgorilla View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 23,301 Location This room is a good place to be	Originally Posted by bigred Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating? Just wondering, totally original thought of mine. i just got some real good weed too

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bigred View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message PROFESSIONAL TROLL Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 14,323 Location Nest of Douchebags	Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla Originally Posted by bigred Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating? Just wondering, totally original thought of mine. i just got some real good weed too Give me my weed
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08-24-2009 12:41 AM #3124
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,526	Originally Posted by bigred Has anyone ever thanked their heart for beating Every time I eat bacon. Speaking of saturated fat, have you guys seen the KFC bacon sandwich that has two pieces of chicken for a bun?

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08-24-2009 01:08 AM #3126
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Chelle View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 1,197 Location in the kitchen	Originally Posted by bigspenda73 Originally Posted by Chelle boredom has caused me to make a channel on justin.tv no link?????? justin.tv/sweetiieheart im on there pretty much daily so far. people on there are fucking weird.
	Originally Posted by bigspenda73 I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,526	Originally Posted by Chelle boredom has caused me to make a channel on justin.tv All I see is rug and not the good kind.

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08-24-2009 08:16 AM #3135
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 9,047 Location Chicago	Originally Posted by wufwugy holy shit that looks so goood looks like they're counter marketing mcdonalds http://www.365black.com/365black/index.jsp holy shit... how does this not get more love. Racist joke of the year imo.

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