Randomness thread, part two.

[bigred]

Brag: Picked up a perfectly good 10-speed, 21" frame, everything in working order, at a yard sale around the corner for a grand total of $5 CDN (~$4 US). Gave her a liberal bath of WD-40 and she was good to go.

Beat: I have a fucking hemorrhoid.

So is this why we're not going out tonight? You can pitch.

[bigspenda73]

Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?

I'm having trouble deciding, happened to flip on "failure to launch" cuz I wanted to see Matthew Mcconaughey's abs but instead I see her looking yummy. Obviously the body is rockin but what about the face?? I'm having trouble deciding so FTR can make the decision for me.

[sil693]

Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?

neigh.

[Parasurama]

poop no what the poop is wrong with you

[OP]

She's a rich white mom, which adds atleast 10 hot points. Go ahead sir, fap away. OP approves.

[Galapogos]

Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?

I'm having trouble deciding, happened to flip on "failure to launch" cuz I wanted to see Matthew Mcconaughey's abs but instead I see her looking yummy. Obviously the body is rockin but what about the face?? I'm having trouble deciding so FTR can make the decision for me.

She can go both ways. Still definitely doable on a bad day though due to the body.

sil693's response was quality.

[swiggidy]

47.35

[Chelle]

bitches who are supposed to take their medication shouldn't stop taking their medication. especially when their husband is in iraq eating camel shit sandwiches and mud pies.

[UG]

camel shit sandwiches

now that's culinary pimpin'



p.s. Sarah Jessica Parker would be welcomed into my bedroom with open arms and a stiff wiener. Not saying she's all that and badass, but she's pretty hot.

[bigspenda73]

yea but you're an old dude, I'm looking for the young mans vote

[UG]

damn, I didn't know 29 was old. thought I had a few more months. 30 is going to be rough.

beyond that, trust me, I still know what a young hottie is supposed to look like. high school teacher ftw!


also, internet debates about this type of stuff crack me up. the majority of us are not hot and/or famous, yet people judge like this. funny stuff.

[jyms]

yea but you're an old dude, I'm looking for the young mans vote

Then I won't vote. But I'd knock the shit out of it.

[bode]

i cant stand looking at her fucking horse face.

id def hit it though

[UG]

imagine if John Elway and Sarah Jessica Parker had kids

wow

[givememyleg]

$279.82 maybe? shit i forget

[bode]

stoner!

[donkbee]

$300 in change?? wow wtf

[will641]

Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?

no, she looks like a galloping horse.

[BennyLaRue]

Naw, dude. I'd say it's more grazing horse.

[givememyleg]

$300 in change?? wow wtf

boc!!

[Jack Sawyer]

$310

so, what do i win?

[Jack Sawyer]

"Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure" is fucking great yo

[donkbee]

$300 in change?? wow wtf

boc!!

did you actually roll all that change? did it take you 8 hours?

[givememyleg]

banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.

[UG]

banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.

lol Canada

[boost]

[donkbee]

banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.

I honestly did not know this, lol

[Lukie]

me either, i usually throw away random denominations of change lower than a quarter. maybe i'll start keeping them now and dump them on my bank when i get enough.

[Lukie]

What is more awesome, the music or the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A

I vote music.

[bode]

music by a longshot

[bikes]

I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

Suggestions for cool hobbies?

[Chelle]

you can always make soap.


or get a girlfriend, which will allow you to have sex... with her


oooor get a pet!

[boost]

oooor get a pet!

.. and peanut butter, which will allow you to...

[Chelle]

ew

[flomo]

$237.88

FUCK NOn Bob Barker Rules


SJP is not that great for celebrity
heather graham is hot

[wufwugy]

I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

Suggestions for cool hobbies?

get good then get rich?

getting good is the easy part. the hard part is grinding

[Jack Sawyer]

Seriously, this rocks!

http://ds.ign.com/articles/962/962480p1.html

[donkbee]

I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

Suggestions for cool hobbies?

get a motorcycle licence, bikes are so sexy.

[wesrman]

I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).

Suggestions for cool hobbies?

Workout
Guitar
learn a different poker game

[lolzzz_321]

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

[wesrman]

WTF is up with Trip changing his name???

[a500lbgorilla]

hes not a thinking person

[flomo]

My girlfriend is graduating from Notre Dame this weekend. Heres to everyone thats batting way above average.

/discreet brag

no pics = no brag

[kingnat]

#3: You are a product tester and frequently bring your work home. Yesterday, while dressed in a flame resistant suit (up to 3,000 degrees) and carrying the latest model fire extinguisher, you discover your neighbor's house is on fire. As the flames quickly spread, you stand and watch your neighbor's new baby burn to death. Which of the following best describes your behavior?

1. All-powerful
2. All-knowing
3. All-loving
4. Mysterious

[a500lbgorilla]

3. All-loving

You should have seen the blackness of that kids soul. im suprised we even managed to kill that hellspawn with fire, honestly.

[lockpull]

Music appeals to our brains because both sides work together while listening. The logical side likes the math of it while the abstract side likes the creative order of the "math". All in all music is just creative math much like the math in poker imo. Both logical and abstract simultaneously. So thinking that, wouldn't there be a relation between the type of music that appeals to you the most to the area of math that you excel in the best? (i.e. geometry, algebra, calc) And if there is a relation, would there not also be a relation of the music that appeals to you the most/ the area of math you excel in to the style of playing poker that is most profitable to you? (i.e. lagg, tagg, spewtard) But how would go about proving such a thing?

Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.

[kingnat]

Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.

From this statement, I think we can safely assume that you are in fact smoking pole.

[a500lbgorilla]

haha burn

[lockpull]

Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.

From this statement, I think we can safely assume that you are in fact smoking pole.

lol....Can't even hate on this. I will just go sit in my burned corner with the dead baby.

[Galapogos]

Quality work kingnat.