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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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i couldn't stop laughing at this. wow..it's so dumb
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1891537
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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classic prank
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823479
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
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I hate washing dishes.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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I hate washing dishes.
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you need a GF
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Protect dog
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Originally Posted by flomo
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Originally Posted by Chelle
I hate washing dishes.
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you need a GF
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+1
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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I hate washing dishes.
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you need a GF
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Working on that one.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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I hate washing dishes.
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you need a GF
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Working on that one.
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[ ] happening :P
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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I tried to recreate chipotle's burrito bowl today.
cooked ~1lb lean ground beef in a pan with a freshly chopped onion and red pepper. then added a cup of rice, water, fajita seasoning, and a few extra spices (pepper and crushed red pepper, i think). simmered for a while, added a can of drained black beans, simmered a bit longer, then served with sour cream and cheddar cheese.
[x] super delicious
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
Posts: 3,307
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oh, and i bought an '09 civic coupe ex earlier.
as long as we're using checkboxes...
[ ] ballin' outta control
[ ] totally livin'
[ ] i care
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
Posts: 3,905
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New discovery: garlic bacon.
I said to myself, "Self, you like pork chops fried in a pan with herbs and garlic, so doesn't it make sense that bacon would be good with garlic too?"
Chopped up a bunch of garlic cloves, threw them into the pan with the bacon - the rest is history.
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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Originally Posted by Chelle
I hate washing dishes.
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you need a GF
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Working on that one.
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[ ] happening :P
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[X] Disappointed in you Chelle
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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I hate washing dishes.
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you need a GF
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Working on that one.
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sick fyp's ITT
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
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I hate washing dishes.
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Working on that one.
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hi i like to lie about how fast i reformat computers and then when i offer to prove it i back out before they get a chance to see my desktop.
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fyp.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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I hate washing dishes.
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Working on that one.
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[ ] happening :P
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[X] Disappointed in you Chelle
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Guess what?
I still make awesome cookies and muffins.
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I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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started playing hu again at 20nl (lol) dropped a few buyins quick due to rustiness and coolers. Swung back up and floated around even for a while. Hopefully I can catch a heater and move up to where the rake respects my roll soon.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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started playing hu again at 20nl (lol) dropped a few buyins quick due to rustiness and coolers. Swung back up and floated around even for a while. Hopefully I can catch a heater and move up to where the rake respects my roll soon.
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Cake?
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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no thanks I just ate.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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truly random note, I'd like a mod-title, but haven't come up with anything other than
"professional noob basher"
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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also, WTF@people putting their actual location as their location?
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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YOUR AV COVERS IT
THIS IS SPENDA
WHAT TH HELL with the caps
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Protect dog
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gabe
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
Posts: 7,964
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no more classes ever yaaaaaaaaaaay real life is gonna be so much fun
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
Join Date: May 2008
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825468
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
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Alfred Russel Wallace went to the malayan archipel in 1854 and collected and documented almost 125,000 different animals. He wrote down a theory of evolution and send it to Charles Darwin. One year later Darwin presented his theory of evolution, which sounded quiet similar to the thoughts Wallace sent him. He faked the dates on Wallace´s letters to avoid the impression of using his ideas. Many historians nowadays believe, that Darwin did not develop his theory solely on his own, but that Wallace findings marked the breakthrough for him.
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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im losing my driving license for one month
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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pfft im gonna lose mine for 2!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Location: surfing in a room
Posts: 2,188
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because u did....what?
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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one-upped you, that's what!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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ahahahahahahahahaha YES
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/11/11
basically my childhood
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
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"Many believe that the location of the original 36 Chambers is buried somewhere beneath what today is the Staten Island Mall," Wilburn continued. "Unfortunately, unless that T.J. Maxx shuts down, and the mall's food court goes out of business, we may never know the truth."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...storians_piece
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
Posts: 4,270
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this thread is appropriately rated
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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"Many believe that the location of the original 36 Chambers is buried somewhere beneath what today is the Staten Island Mall," Wilburn continued. "Unfortunately, unless that T.J. Maxx shuts down, and the mall's food court goes out of business, we may never know the truth."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...storians_piece
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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truly random note, I'd like a mod-title, but haven't come up with anything other than
"professional noob basher"
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lulz Xman is reading the thread!
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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also like to note how he subconsciously put it in lower-caps....
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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am i to understand velociraptors are now wearing our skins and perfectly simulating normal human behavior!?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: facebook.com/xianti
Posts: 5,289
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am i to understand velociraptors are now wearing our skins and perfectly simulating normal human behavior!?
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what human behaves like that?
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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also, not a velociraptor, that thing shot out the black poison and killed Newman.
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kb coolman
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 596
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no more classes ever yaaaaaaaaaaay real life is gonna SUCK BALLZ when I'm working for the man
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FYP
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,855
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lol gabe is going to be "the man" so I bet he's ok
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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yeah, and lol @ him working
Gabe, if you ever start a company look me up k? I'm almost as good at working as I am at drinking.
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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omg wolverine trialer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6H7t1wXZI
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kb coolman
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Flush
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 596
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OMG!!! HELLS YEAH!!!
I feel like punching something.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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editing post.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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STRIKE FOR CHELLE!
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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STRIKE FOR CHELLE!
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HAHAHahaha....she's more badass than Spoon! (or did spoon hack into Chelle's account???)
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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she is hotter with a strike
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
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me rikey da bad girlz
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