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  1. #12976
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    d'awe, dose feels. Thank you, even though I'm sure not everyone in the commune feels the same, which is understandable since I can be annoying.

    I was doing pretty good with anger, then I learned some news and fucking raged. I guess that plus being all hormonal cause wimmenz stuff has made it extremely holy fuck. Lol, oh, and my therapist diagnosed me with PMDD, which from what I've read is PMS on steroids. It's so fucking weird how after I've integrated shit is like a billion times more intense, but it makes sense. With me it's like, flashbacks and shit and it eats at me, but uh, yeah.

    In other news - I keep getting my ass handed to me in WoW, and it makes me want to throw my laptop.
    Yeah sorry I have no idea how to deal with wimminz stuff. Throwing things and shouting at men is probably best there.

    Can you paint? Art might be a good way to channel your emotions, you have something you can look back at, to visualise how something makes you feel. I dunno, for some people, putting their feelings on canvas is a way to release it from their head. Certainly that's one of the driving forces with my ex, who is a brilliant artist, and also batshit crazy.
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  2. #12977
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Yeah sorry I have no idea how to deal with wimminz stuff. Throwing things and shouting at men is probably best there.

    Can you paint? Art might be a good way to channel your emotions, you have something you can look back at, to visualise how something makes you feel. I dunno, for some people, putting their feelings on canvas is a way to release it from their head. Certainly that's one of the driving forces with my ex, who is a brilliant artist, and also batshit crazy.
    Yeah, I do paint, but I'd rather stab myself in the tit than paint right now. I did, however, start working on a gingerbread house last night that looks super cute so far.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  3. #12978
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    1)I'd rather stab myself in the tit
    2)working on a gingerbread house last night that looks super cute so far.
    Willing to bet 98% of FTR and the interwebs would rather hear about and see pics of #1 over #2
  4. #12979
    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post



    this video is 1000x better if you imagine them staring at your penis instead.

    ty reddit.

    I SEEN'T IT
    Imagined them staring at your penis. Did nothing for me
  5. #12980
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Imagined them staring at your penis. Did nothing for me
  6. #12981
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Willing to bet 98% of FTR and the interwebs would rather hear about and see pics of #1 over #2
    Minus the "stab" bit and I suspect you're right.
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  7. #12982
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    I'm pretty sure he's right either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Imagined them staring at your penis. Did nothing for me
    Staring at his penis did nothing for them either!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  9. #12984
    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I'm pretty sure he's right either way.
    Well I'd be in the 2%, you sick bastards.

    Gingerbread house > stabbed tit imho.
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  10. #12985
    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Willing to bet 98% of FTR and the interwebs would rather hear about and see pics of #1 over #2
    well it is the internet, afterall.
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  12. #12987
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8vaRVwF0xA

    so what I took away from this video is, truffles seem easy to mass produce, and yet normal culinary truffles are still done the retardedly ancient way that artificially dampens supply and keeps prices high. my wife is like "but if they cost less will you still savour them" fuck yes. when they're 50% the price i'll just be eating 100% more of them. simple.
  13. #12988
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUzlmWWdjEQ
    and this is basically how i imagine savy to sound like (warrington's not far from manchester)

    especially the guy at 9:04

    oh wait we skyped once - so i can actually confirm that he sounds like that.
  14. #12989
    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8vaRVwF0xA

    so what I took away from this video is, truffles seem easy to mass produce, and yet normal culinary truffles are still done the retardedly ancient way that artificially dampens supply and keeps prices high. my wife is like "but if they cost less will you still savour them" fuck yes. when they're 50% the price i'll just be eating 100% more of them. simple.
    The Chinese produce truffles, for culinary use, in what I would imagine is a similar way. They are awful.

    Just because a truffle can be mass produced which has psychedelic properties, doesn't mean the method to make truffles comparable to a wild truffle of culinary significance exists.
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    Severed hand attached to ankle to keep it alive while his arm healed enough for it to be properly reattached.
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  16. #12991
    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    The Chinese produce truffles, for culinary use, in what I would imagine is a similar way. They are awful.

    Just because a truffle can be mass produced which has psychedelic properties, doesn't mean the method to make truffles comparable to a wild truffle of culinary significance exists.
    You could be right. We've both only presented pure conjecture though.
  17. #12992
    Quote Originally Posted by eugmac View Post
    You could be right. We've both only presented pure conjecture though.
    Yeah, I'll admit to that, but there are a few things that make my conjecture tip the scales: If it was this easy to pump out eighteen thousand tons a year of high grade culinary truffles, why hasn't someone done it? Furthermore, there are strains of mushrooms which peak at fifty+ dollars per pound during their season, and no one has figured out how to commercially grow them.
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    i've come to realize i highly dislike disrespectful people, and now that i deal with emotions, i have a bad reaction to disrespect. it makes me want to be violent, but instead i just get so pissed i cry.

    fuck disrespect, passive-aggressiveness, guilt tripping, and fucked self-gain manipulation that only holds that person back.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  20. #12995
    Does anyone else not like murderers? Personally, I think it's wrong to murder people...I don't know, maybe it's just me but how do you guys feel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Does anyone else not like murderers? Personally, I think it's wrong to murder people...I don't know, maybe it's just me but how do you guys feel?
    I don't know. Every time I murder someone, I feel kind of guilty. Like... What if d0zer's beard wanted to murder them? I'd hate to think that I was taking something away from d0zer's beard.

    How do you guys feel about guilt? I kind of don't like it, but I kind of don't care.
  22. #12997
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Does anyone else not like murderers? Personally, I think it's wrong to murder people...I don't know, maybe it's just me but how do you guys feel?
    Depends. I have a friend who served a long time in prison for manslaughter. The two men he killed raped his young daughter. Technically he didn't commit murder, but he definitely meant to kill them. He tortured them and set them on fire. I don't have a problem with what he did, those scum deserved what they got.
    Last edited by OngBonga; 12-18-2013 at 10:04 PM.
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  23. #12998
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    How do you guys feel about guilt? I kind of don't like it, but I kind of don't care.
    Is that like morning wood?
  24. #12999
    Who feels guilty about morning wood? Just crack one off and go back to sleep.
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  25. #13000
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Who feels guilty about morning wood? Just crack one off and go back to sleep.
    nobody is feeling guilty about morning wood you silly bitch
  26. #13001
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    nobody is feeling guilty about morning wood you silly bitch
    Oh. Well still crack one off and go back to sleep. I'm not silly. Oh wait that's a lie.

    Yeah I got nothing.
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  27. #13002
    cake.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Does anyone else not like murderers? Personally, I think it's wrong to murder people...I don't know, maybe it's just me but how do you guys feel?
    On the same day as my first date with my current girlfriend, my third cousin shot his wife in the head. I grew up with this cousin and worked with him on a number of occasions. He was pretty likable.

    On the same day as my second date with her, we sat on her car hood while I told her about my first cousin once removed kidnapping a guy at a bar, tying him up in the woods and torturing him for days until shooting him in the head and throwing him in the nearby river. After he got out of prison, I helped him coach a baseball team. He was also likable.
  29. #13004
    Ok so far we've got spoon and bonga liking murderers...any other votes for murderers?
  30. #13005
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Ok so far we've got spoon and bonga liking murderers...any other votes for murderers?
    If it wasn't for the super long sentences in federal prison, I'd easily be one. I could think of quite a few people without effort or anger that I would take out. So ya, I vote for them yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Ok so far we've got spoon and bonga liking murderers...any other votes for murderers?
    What about women who have abortions?
  32. #13007
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    What about women who have abortions?
    Clinic or coat hanger?
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  34. #13009
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Ok so far we've got spoon and bonga liking murderers...any other votes for murderers?
    Technically I like manslaughterers. Diminshed responsibility.
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  35. #13010
    On another note, I used to know the guy who was drumming for Lost Prophets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    On the same day as my second date with her, we sat on her car hood while I told her about my first cousin once removed kidnapping a guy at a bar, tying him up in the woods and torturing him for days until shooting him in the head and throwing him in the nearby river. After he got out of prison, I helped him coach a baseball team. He was also likable.
    How does one get out of prison after being convicted of that?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  37. #13012
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    On another note, I used to know the guy who was drumming for Lost Prophets.
    I hope it was just the drums he was banging
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  38. #13013
    Too soon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    How does one get out of prison after being convicted of that?
    If I'm correct, he got 12 years and got parole after 8.
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    this is p cool
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    So my sister suffers from Cotard delusion. Won't find many of them around.
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    v cool

    I don't think we can empathize with the world and the environment. Even though we continue to comprise newer and greater like-types that we cheer for, people still cheer for all of the likes that we never left behind.

    People cheer for gender, locality, nationality, religion, etc etc. We never dropped 'em. We just kept adding to the pile.

    We just need some god damn Aliens!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    So my sister suffers from Cotard delusion. Won't find many of them around.
    Is she a co-tard with you?
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    i'm willing to bet nearly all of those were intentional.
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    Even the Catholic church one?
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  47. #13022
    Dear Sriracha,

    I am so very sorry for cheating on you. It was only one bottle of Frank's Red Hot. Everything I ate tasted like hot wings. I'll never stray again, promise!

    I <3 U SRIRACHA
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    LIKE A BAUSS

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    So staged.

    How did he expect to land that, if it was successful?

    Even better, how did he expect to break the glass when he put his hands up?

    If he had a sharp angle on his helmet, the glass would've broken fairly easily... but he hits the pane with his arms first... spreading out the impact. He's fully stopped by the glass... doesn't fall through it, falls down... The glass fully rejected his impact before shattering.
  51. #13026
    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Clinic or coat hanger?
    Coat hanger is the only non-wussy way to do it.
  52. #13027
    Yeah, gotta tell her to man up.
  53. #13028
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    So staged.

    How did he expect to land that, if it was successful?

    Even better, how did he expect to break the glass when he put his hands up?

    If he had a sharp angle on his helmet, the glass would've broken fairly easily... but he hits the pane with his arms first... spreading out the impact. He's fully stopped by the glass... doesn't fall through it, falls down... The glass fully rejected his impact before shattering.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ery-money.html

    not staged. This guy has a few world records
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    Wow. Now I feel a little guilty.
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    how are the ballsack nuts?


    for those who arent in on this joke d0zer's son rubs his hands on his nuts and then finger fucks the beer nuts.

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    this thread is a dream for sociopaths

    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...yone_feel_bad/

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    more like a thread for high school girls
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    YIL free speech isnt free anymore according to 90% of the table i dealt to yesterday. also YIL being gay is an abomination. -.-

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  60. #13035
    I love how it's framed as a free speech issue, but no one considers that taking the guy off the air is in fact the network exercising their right to free speech.

    No one is mad that I am not given a national platform to spew and support my opinions-- I'm still free to have them and tell them to all who will listen, but no one is obligated to help me broadcast my opinions.
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    blargh.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Some mod keeping that hooker all to himself.
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    after 3 days with no cable due to the great storm of 2013 we once again have cable.


    praise jesus its a christmas miracle

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  65. #13040


    i like to rediscover this from time to time and savor every ounce of its delicious awkwardness.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    i think kanye is a massive tool but i think his music is absolutely great.

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  67. #13042
    it's ok, wagner hated jews but composed the reinzi overture. it happens.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    it's ok, wagner hated jews but composed the reinzi overture. it happens.

    i like your style.

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    IN UNRELATED NEWS I AM ABSO TRASHED FROM A FAMILY CHERISTMAS PARTY ALL HAIL BOOZE

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    ALL HAIL BOOZE
    hear hear
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    I SEE YOU THERE WUFWUGY. DONT PRETEND YOURE SOBER

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    drinking is tomorrow holmes
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    I call BS. IIRC you come from silver spoons, there is always drinking

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  74. #13049
    if being born white, male, and suburban is silver spoons
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    if being born white, male, and suburban is silver spoons


    confirmed silver spoons.

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