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    you f'n peoples i tellz yah
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    d0zerz does not do what d0zerz does for d0zerz; d0zerz does what d0zerz does because d0zerz is d0zerz - bikezerz 2014

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    Why did the skeleton not want to go trick or treating?

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    TIL Lana Del Rey's pussy tastes like Pepsi. Real life.
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    Upon further dissection of her albums I have literally 0 clue what she's on about 70% of the time
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    Frosted Mini Wheats is closing in on Frosted Flakes as the greatest cereal of all time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    Upon further dissection of her albums I have literally 0 clue what she's on about 70% of the time
    This is essentially my experience with Lady Gaga. I love the song "Alejandro" but the lyrics are inane. Which is fine. Sometimes words need just sound good rather than mean something.
    As the pattern becomes more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.
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    Hi guys! Have a good Wednesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    This is essentially my experience with Lady Gaga. I love the song "Alejandro" but the lyrics are inane. Which is fine. Sometimes words need just sound good rather than mean something.
    +1

    I dig both ladies, have 3 CDs from ga-ga, and then 1 from lana del rey.
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    alright still sick so load up on ALL THE pain medicine and sinus stuffs and anti flu stuff and go into work!
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    this particular cocktail mixture was a horrible choice because i feel like i am going to vomit 24/7
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    i say stay home and trip balls on cough medicine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    i say stay home and trip balls on cough medicine.

    sweet sweet ball tripping relief is only ~2-3 hours away
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    TIL lana del ray is something that exists
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    sweet sweet relief is here.
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    Wtf do they put in cold and flu medicine over there that makes it so good? It's shite over here to the point of being pointless.
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    Codeine is in the real stuff.
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    Is that what you get in over the counter cold medicine? It's much better at helping with cold and flu symptoms that paracetamol which is what the majority have over here.
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    So I just realized I've been sending a series of business related emails under the name 'gofuckyourselfyoutube' as google would not allow me to seperate my gmail from my youtube account and I was under the impression I was renaming my youtube account only.

    Oh well. I think I just successfully unlinked them...

    edit: nope I did not... time to find a new email provider :/
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    rong: Nah, not available over the counter.. the over the counter stuff is psuedoephedrine, which still packs a decent punch. Codeine is a pretty strong narcotic. Not sure if you're familiar with the phrase "sippin on some sizzurb" but a codeine cough syrup based cocktail is what is being referred to.
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    Lol no never heard of that. I'm not familiar with codeine based cough syrup. Ww get a mix of codeine and paracetamol as pain killers over the counter but stronger versions of codeine are prescription only. But I've taken it lots of times and never got a buzz. Maybe only non-drug users get high of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    So I just realized I've been sending a series of business related emails under the name 'gofuckyourselfyoutube' as google would not allow me to seperate my gmail from my youtube account and I was under the impression I was renaming my youtube account only.

    Oh well. I think I just successfully unlinked them...

    edit: nope I did not... time to find a new email provider :/
    You can have more than one google account and keep one as a throwaway that you log in to youtube with. That's what I do. Or if you're tired of google, check out zoho. They offer all the apps just like google: email, calendar, spreadsheets, wikis, etc etc. Free personal accounts without all the tracking. I love zoho.
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    I miss the old happy Savy. Walking around, smiling, singing zippitydoodah, waving at strangers, discussing how nice the weather is and how nice it is to lay on the beach and get drunk. Good times good times. Come back happy Savy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    Wtf do they put in cold and flu medicine over there that makes it so good? It's shite over here to the point of being pointless.
    Dextromethorphan more commonly referred to as DXM

    It needs to be the only active ingredient if you wanna have a safe trip (and ofc appropriate dosing)

    I don't care what anyone says - I've had immensely profound DXM trips, comparable to my most beautiful trips on shrooms or ayahuasca or whatever else. People like to scoff at DXM because it's a very juvenile drug given its accessibility, but really, the cough syrup part is incidental. To judge a drug as "lesser" based solely on how it's commonly obtained is just silliness. Chemistry is still chemistry and DXM does exist in a pure form as well. It's a really interesting dissociative with psychedelic qualities. I've been a fucking voyager through space and time on that drug. The things I've seen behind closed lids... Really, the best closed eye hallucinations I've ever had, hands down.

    It's not my favorite, but it is distinctly special to me. I've done it hundreds of times, so I feel like it's the altered state of mind I know best. I don't do it anymore though - after a while the magic is gone and then it's just a delirious numbing agent good for playing Resident Evil on (and sucking horribly).
    Last edited by aubreymcfate; 10-31-2013 at 12:38 PM.
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    oh snap, I definitely confused DXM with Codeine.. DXM is the active ingredient in sizzurb.
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    people do get high on codeine too but i think that's more of an opiate, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    people do get high on codeine too but i think that's more of an opiate, no?
    As I understand it:

    Codeine and morpheine are directly made from poppy plants. (also opium and heroine)
    Hydrocodone and Oxycodone contain the same molecules, but synthetically produced.

    These and more make up the class called opiates... but the former are actually made from opium, and the latter are synthesized in a lab.
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    addictz itt
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    -deep breath-

    Went to check the crime report type of thing at the police department for the area that adult life would start, long story short, adult life is not happening there, no matter how awesome the adult life place would appear. This shit is fucking frustrating.
    Just breathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    addictz itt
    I've never had a drug problem myself, aside from getting the chills and shakes after vacation related binge drinking. I probably would have had one if I hadn't informed myself about them.
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    Knowing about drugs and being addicted to them is a totally different thing, as I'm sure any pharmacist can verify.
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    erowid.org y'all. harm reduction at its finest. super nice people as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    As I understand it:

    Codeine and morpheine are directly made from poppy plants. (also opium and heroine)
    Hydrocodone and Oxycodone contain the same molecules, but synthetically produced.

    These and more make up the class called opiates... but the former are actually made from opium, and the latter are synthesized in a lab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    erowid.org y'all. harm reduction at its finest. super nice people as well.
    thanks for sharing
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    Fantastic link Aubrey, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    rong: Nah, not available over the counter.. the over the counter stuff is psuedoephedrine, which still packs a decent punch. Codeine is a pretty strong narcotic. Not sure if you're familiar with the phrase "sippin on some sizzurb" but a codeine cough syrup based cocktail is what is being referred to.
    It is in Canada. Not that I would ever transport anything over the border in anticipation of having my wisdom teeth yanked out tomorrow. I'm sure they'll give me good 'ole American narcotics.
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    Oxycontin was available over the counter in Costa Rica
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    jack,

    Have you ever heard of this guy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TD-Gammon

    If so, what did ya hear?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I've never had a drug problem myself, aside from getting the chills and shakes after vacation related binge drinking. I probably would have had one if I hadn't informed myself about them.
    The only drug problem I've had is not being able to get cocaine over the weekend.
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    Actually that's wrong. We got a little, just couldn't get more.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    That's like having only one of lay's delicious chips. You'll be left feeling unsatisfied, but at least you won't die!
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    I went to the state capital today for work and learned the state hates charities. real life.

    also im still sick but no one else could go =(
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    I went to the state capital today for work and learned the state hates charities. real life.

    also im still sick but no one else could go =(
    Did you go in a limousine? No one takes you seriously if you don't arrive in a limousine.
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    But seriously what is the focus of your charity?
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    I still get genuinely excited at the thought of a legalised and regulated recreational drugs market. I think it will happen in my lifetime. No more nights like that supa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I still get genuinely excited at the thought of a legalised and regulated recreational drugs market. I think it will happen in my lifetime. No more nights like that supa.
    Yeah tell me about it. Although some of the over the counter stuff you can buy now is cray-cray strong
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    Just saw this on a random nfl post
    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap200...eapons-charges

    PS the government can get plenty of money from people in jail. We charge $5 for sick call, and $1.20 for a ramen noodle off of commissary in the local jail.

    Fairfax Countt charges you a few dollars for every day in jail too. You have to pay after you get out, or will be violating your probation, etc
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...



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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I still get genuinely excited at the thought of a legalised and regulated recreational drugs market. I think it will happen in my lifetime. No more nights like that supa.
    I think it will happen in your lifetime too. This is a big part of what I focus on at work and it's something I feel pretty strongly about. Speaking of work, I gotta head there now, but here are a few links I think you might enjoy checking out:

    www.maps.org (multidisciplinary association for psychedelic studies - essentially research into psychedelic and mdma assisted psychotherapy - if you like this also check out Neurons to Nirvana, a fucking fantastic documentary on the topic: http://www.mangu.tv/node/1945

    www.erowid.org (i know you saw this but it bears repeating for anyone else who may read this)

    http://www.drugpolicy.org/

    if you're ever in NYC in the fall, you should come to: http://horizonsnyc.org/2013b/one-page-home/ and say hello to me!

    and last but not least, my site: www.realitysandwich.com which has lotsa other things on here too that i suspect won't be of interest to you, kinda new age-y, but you'll definitely enjoy the drug-related content. we're actually launching a new site in a few weeks that's going to be better in every way imaginable, making navigation much easier and less '07 retro.
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    Do they still have sensory deprivation tanks too? I thought that stuff was really interesting when I was younger, John Lilly, Tim Leary, all that. I remember going to see a debate between Tim Leary and G. Gordon Liddy. Unfortunately Tim had some obv damage from all the acid.

    What do you think of the Carlos Castaneda books? Is that stuff for real? Really fascinating. Kinda ties in to this Hindu idea that the world isn't real, only the mind is real, and we can alter the world thru will, like in Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

    Aubrey, is your stuff a part of transhumanism? Or is that totally different? My favorite science fiction book is Schismatrix by Bruce Sterling. It's very transhumanist.

    lol this really brings back the memories. Been a long time since I thought about any of that stuff.



    Altered States was a good movie. I might watch that again soon.
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    Sorry that was rambling. I'm interested in your thoughts, Aubrey, on:

    1. What do you think of Carlos Castaneda?

    2. Is this a part of transhumanism?
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    I think I'm going to become a ballet aficionado. It seems appropriately difficult/artsy/athletic with lots of hot chicks.

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    I can't predict if drugs will achieve legal status. Some never will (and shouldn't, like roofies and meth), but after weed is on same status as alcohol, it is unlikely much else will follow. Our social paradigm itself will probably have to change before that happens, something that includes moving from postmodernism to supermodernism or whatever it would be. Nothing has the benefit, safety, and usage of weed. Even with a bunch of supporting research into psychedelics, their popularity is so low that legalization might kinda never happen
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    Having teeth pulled is not a fun time. Percos though.

    Bonus, all 4 of my teeth were fiendishly curved at the bottom. Bastards dug in til the bitter end.
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    The most important event of the year happening tomorrow:

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    lol handegg
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    r u a british person dozer?
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    I live in international waters
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    til not only is d0zer more handsomer than jaime lannister but he's aquaman
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    nawwww dawg, but I am at war with sealand since they refused to host my little-person knife fighting league / euthanasia party.
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    why dont u play werewolf you doof
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    why let daven be so much cooler than u
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    why let daven be so much cooler than u
    Indeed, why?
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    abel.. why aren't you signed up for the next werewolf game?
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    because only assholes play ww
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    ooh then I should be good at it but I don't even know what it is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    ooh then I should be good at it but I don't even know what it is!
    That makes you no different than a handful of current regs
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    They didn't tell me anything before my first game. I didn't understand too much and didn't make many good reads. (Then I suicided and screwed my team, like a scared little noob. )

    There are general rules for the werewolf / mafia games. You can find some basics in the werewolf forum.

    Just sign up and start asking questions. If you have ~30 minutes a day to read and post in a thread, you have time for ww.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    They didn't tell me anything before my first game. I didn't understand too much and didn't make many good reads. (Then I suicided and screwed my team, like a scared little noob. )
    Naw, bro. I was villager, so we still won.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post

    Just sign up and start asking questions. If you have ~30 minutes a day to read and post in a thread, you have 35 more minutes than Bigred.
    FYP
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Naw, bro. I was villager, so we still won.
    Village won, but my move screwed us out of a lynch that would have been a majority consensus w/ more than 0% chance of bagging a wolf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Village won, but my move screwed us out of a lynch that would have been a majority consensus w/ more than 0% chance of bagging a wolf.
    No worries. Wugy was on game and picked up the slack. No need to thank me [/throws cape over shoulder and disappears over edge of building]
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    why dont u play werewolf you doof
    Seems like a silly game for tryhard dorks and I'm already over capacity for time-sinks in my life

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