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  1. #12076
    aw, just read it with an endearing southern drawl land it will warm your heart, i promise
  2. #12077
    At least that shit doesn't make the page load as slow as the shit videos he posts.
    Last edited by Savy; 10-22-2013 at 06:50 PM.
  3. #12078
    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
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  4. #12079
    i can find some redeeming qualities in the videos he posted in this thread.
  5. #12080
    play nice children, it's the randomness thread

    you can just post your profundities around my interruptions
  6. #12081
    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    Go home you damned hick!
    You're always home aren't you bikes?
    Last edited by abelardx; 10-22-2013 at 10:20 PM. Reason: The correct term is redneck.
  7. #12082
    Back by popular acclaim:

    If I leave here tomorrow
    Would you still remember me?
    For I must be traveling on now
    'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.

    But if I stayed here with you, girl,
    Things just couldn't be the same.
    'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
    And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
    And this bird you can not change.
    And this bird you can not change.
    Lord knows I can't change.

    Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah,
    Though this feeling I can't change.
    But please don't take it so badly,
    'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.

    But if I stayed here with you, girl,
    Things just couldn't be the same.
    'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
    And this bird you'll never change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
    And this bird you cannot change.
    And this bird you cannot change.
    Lord knows, I can't change.
    Lord, help me, I can't change.

    Lord, I can't change.
    Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    People who see me but don't know me think I'm the biggest asshole. I always have "bitchy resting face" even when people say things at me, but if I spend any time with them, the joviality comes out, and I come off as the opposite of an asshole

    I only recently figured out this might be a problem. A mild one, but whatever
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    i rip and i rhyme. and i rhyme and i rip. this is the way dylan spits.
  10. #12085
    Everybody's an asshole except Chelle and Ronnie. I try not to be one but my consistency could stand some work.
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    Everyone on this forum is an ass, elsewise they would not be on this forum.
  12. #12087
    im more of a hater than an asshole
  13. #12088
    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    Everybody's an asshole except Chelle and Ronnie. I try not to be one but my consistency could stand some work.
    People who don't know me think I'm the biggest asshole. I think it's my avatars "bitchy resting face" . If I spend any time with them, the joviality comes out, and I come off as the opposite of an asshole.

    I only recently figured out this might be a problem.
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    blowsy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    People who don't know me think I'm the biggest asshole. I think it's my avatars "bitchy resting face" . If I spend any time with them, the joviality comes out, and I come off as the opposite of an asshole.

    I only recently figured out this might be a problem.
    Your avatar does set an ugly mood.

    Here are some suggested new ones:





  16. #12091
    better?
  17. #12092
    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    better?
    That is awesome! Keep it.
  18. #12093
    For posterity in case you change it back:

  19. #12094
    YOU CHANGE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
  20. #12095
    Too late for combover guy. I've got dibs.
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    so as per usual i have forgotten until now that this weekend is halloween weekend. since i has no costume its time once again to break out the twister sheet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    Everybody's an asshole except Chelle and Ronnie. I try not to be one but my consistency could stand some work.
    I like to think of myself as eccentric, that's the better definition. Though I'm sure people that have come in contact with me within the last 6 or so months would say I'm strong willed, too honest, overly passionate about how she feels, or just a cunt.

    So in other news,model Halloween party is tomorrow [Wednesday] night. Finished the hobbit outfit, even made the leaf thing that goes on the cloak and boyfriend is impressed. Couldn't find a fucking vest, or suspenders that'd look good. So, I ended up just making some suspenders that button on. Looks pretty good. Also made some hobbit ears outta liquid latex. IDK what the fucking fuck we're gonna do about his shoes ordeal, since hobbits don't wear shoes, and he -has- to wear shoes since we're gonna be in a tavern kinda place. I saw where you can make some invisible shoes outta flip flops, but alas, it's fucking October and no one is selling flip flops. God damnit. Good news though, my fairy outfit is done, I think, kind of, not really. I want to make one more thing, and should have it all finished by 11am.

    I quit craftiness as of about 1:15am, and had been working on it since about 6pm. With no breaks except to drink on some water or nibble on some fewds. I feel like I'mma cry and scream at the same time. I don't know the amount of times that I got slightly burnt with the hot glue from the glue gun. That shit hurts.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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  24. #12099
    Why can't we all be nice and get along?

    This is what happens when I stop banning people
  25. #12100
    Ban everyone! True peace and harmony can only come through nothingness!
  26. #12101
    Someone has been reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
  27. #12102
    New evidence shows hobbits not so friendly after all:



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    Save it for the lolpics thread
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    oh right, i forgot about the lolpics thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Someone has been reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
    Haaated it.

    The very end was alright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    better?
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  33. #12108
    Any of you Brits going to see the Jaguars 49ers game at Wembley Stadium this weekend? The Jaguars owner Shad Kahn also owns Fulham FC.
  34. #12109
    Party was fun, even though there were less people dressed up than I assumed. Is okay, the dude the organized it and bought everyone a drink was dressed up in a fuzzy bear outfit. I was introduced to a drink called "kenny chesney", and I was pleasantly surprised. It was lovely. There were so many cameras and very little room to hide. Costume was a hit. I get drunk/tipsy way too easy. Now I'm just curious as to how many pics are gonna be uploaded by how many different photographers.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  35. #12110
    I'm sorry but Jeremy Brett is the best Sherlock Holmes of all time. He actually acts like Sherlock does in the books. How come this was never shown on US tv? This is an awesome series.
  36. #12111
    Sherlock Holmes: I would like the key to the cellar.
    Caretaker: What for?
    Sherlock: To get inside.
  37. #12112
    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    I'm sorry but Jeremy Brett is the best Sherlock Holmes of all time. He actually acts like Sherlock does in the books. How come this was never shown on US tv? This is an awesome series.
    US tv is too busy with toddlers in tiaras and other fucked reality tv shows.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  38. #12113
    I wish reality shows would stop. Belgian tv is equally dilluted by them as the rest of the world, it's frustrating. Not that I watch a lot of tv, but because of trash like this being on all the time I'm not even motivated to watch anymore. Reality shows are so cheap to make compared to quality productions and too many people keep watching them, like this it'll never end.
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    Why is there not a larger effort to shame selfies? It's fine if you're on your own and want a picture of yourself with something but I can't believe how many guys take pictures of themselves around the house like this just to have a photo of themselves taken.

    We used to laugh at this kind of person!!


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  41. #12116
    I love the IT Crowd and never heard about it until somebody mentioned it online. That show is hilarious. This Jen is the internet. Maurice Moss is my favorite. Ab Fab was pretty good too. At least we got to see that occasionally on PBS as part of the britcom lineup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Why is there not a larger effort to shame selfies? It's fine if you're on your own and want a picture of yourself with something but I can't believe how many guys take pictures of themselves around the house like this just to have a photo of themselves taken.

    We used to laugh at this kind of person!!
    I'm a little jealous of his self-confidence.
  43. #12118
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Why is there not a larger effort to shame selfies? It's fine if you're on your own and want a picture of yourself with something but I can't believe how many guys take pictures of themselves around the house like this just to have a photo of themselves taken.

    We used to laugh at this kind of person!!
    We used to laugh at people like this until everybody fooled themselves into thinking Will Ferrell is funny and should be emulated
  44. #12119
    He's like a living example of the Dunnington-Kruger effect.
  45. #12120
    dunning
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    So I'm challenging a parking ticket. I'm guilty. But fuck them. I'm taking the disproportionate charge levied line. Wish me luck.
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  47. #12122
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    dunning
    lol I'm an idiot. Why did I think it was Dunnington?

    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    So I'm challenging a parking ticket. I'm guilty. But fuck them. I'm taking the disproportionate charge levied line. Wish me luck.
    When I went to traffic court, for a not stopping violation, the traffic cop 'null comped' it. Apparently it was enough for him that I just appear and show some respect.
  48. #12123
    If you've never seen The IT Crowd watch that 'this Jen is the internet' video. Super funny.
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    Damn, dude.

    http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/24/russel...swers-4159599/

    This Russel Brand, fellow. He makes himself hard to hate. He's personable like Ali was quick.
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  50. #12125
    Brand's naive view of politics and history is frustrating
  51. #12126
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Brand's naive view of politics and history is frustrating
    +1
    It's nice to have these ideals but you have to be realistic about what is possible too.
  52. #12127
    Actually I mostly agree with the interviewer.
  53. #12128
    Me too.

    Democratic representation is powerful and realpolitik is a thing. You'd think he thought Britain was never a monarchy and that the pie in the sky is real
  54. #12129
    He's witty, articulate, and unrelenting-- so it's easy to nod your head to what he says and laugh at his jabs. And while I think there is a roll for this sort of broad ambiguous anger at "the system", in the end we need solutions, not just lists of what's wrong. If when probed for details on the proposed revolution, you become evasive, you don't deserve to be listened to.
  55. #12130
    He really isn't witty or articulate though. He just chats bollocks and throws in big words to appear clever.
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    It's not that he's easy to roll with, it's that he's hard to roll over. He's like one of those heavy-bottomed tackling dummies you may have played with when you were younger - even lifting them from the ground doesn't upset them for long.

    I agree with your posture (that you need to bring some substance), so does the interviewer. All I can tell from this is that if someone lets him try, he'll campaign for any idea out there knowing he can full well deal with the consequences that may come. And that's interesting.

    edit: When he delivers this line to this specific guy, you know you're dealing with someone who knows how to.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YR4CseY9pk#t=9m55s
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  57. #12132
    I like Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding. Is Russell Brand funny? Comcast has like 400 channels. Why don't we get foreign stations?
  58. #12133
    Do you guys get HBO etc in the UK? Is it the same lineup as here in the states?
  59. #12134
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    My favorite channel right now is Investigation Discovery. Non-stop murder mystery docudramas. I especially like Det. Joe Kenda: Homicide Hunter. He'll look straight in the camera and deadpan something like, "Some people like to kill people. And it's my job to put them in a cage." You go Joe!

    http://investigation.discovery.com/t...nter-joe-kenda
  61. #12136
    I was thoroughly impressed with Brand and the points he makes. He's extremely articulate, extremely clever, and while I think he's overly optimistic the points he make are both brilliant in their simplicity (the current systems causes massive economic differences and voting changes very little apart from the name of the party in power).
  62. #12137
    I don't see how you can agree with the overall points he makes, even if on the more realistic scale there isn't really anything that can be done
  63. #12138
    That weird moment where you realize that you're fucking terrified and excited as fucking shit and are kind of planning shit in your head in steps, I think that's the moment where you realize, "wow, I'm adult. "

    Sadly it took 26 years for this to fully, completely hit. I've dabbled in adult life, and now it's hitting me in the face and being like HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY LOOK HEY HEY HEY DO THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND HEY THIS TOO.

    deep breaths ftw.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  64. #12139
    FSU - NC State is just ridiculous
  65. #12140
    I'm watching that show Aftermath: Population Zero and apparently if the power goes out for any length of time the chemical factories are going to explode and kill everything with chlorine gas and similar such.
  66. #12141
    That Kitaro guy is pretty good at the keyboard music.
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    Holy shit

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    "When I see happy couples during Christmas, I wish they would die." - cuddle hostess
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    I hate how everything on the internets I see I've already seen on reddit and any discussion or comments I make is simply a regurgitation of what Ive read from more funny or insightful people than me on reddit
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    There are a lot of people on reddit
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    I did some scouring of the Japan population/sex issue a little bit ago. Youths are not getting married because of traditional sexist values. Husbands are expected to fully provide for their families, so if a Japanese man does not make enough money, he won't date. Wives are expected to act subservient to their husbands, and because Japanese women have other opportunities in the modern world, they seldom choose marriage. Additionally, Japan's taboos about sex are cumbersome. For example, it's commonplace for bathing before and after the act. Combining these issues are why I think so many Japanese have odd sexual tastes and little desire for relationships

    As usual, the problem is imposing thoughtless tradition in a changing world
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    Tradition is important though, otherwise people would have to think about things and that's not as easy as being told what to think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    Tradition is important though, otherwise people would have to think about things and that's not as efficient as being told what to think.
    FYP.

    From a societal point of view, cultural mannerisms streamline day to day life.

    Take whatever your sense of politeness is... that is an arbitrary set of boundaries on your behavior that will determine how people react to you. Knowing these rules allow you a rapid expression of your mood and intentions to those around you... in essence giving you a whole set of tells to use to your advantage. But the lines are different in different cultures... what is offensive to one culture is benign to another... so the system of tells is arbitrary, and sets up for rapid, streamlined interactions.

    It all goes wrong when you have a group of starving people who are banned from eating whatever foods for cultural reasons, usually based on archaic illnesses that are no longer a threat.

    My point is that traditions aren't about being lazy and not thinking... not always, at least... they're about building a society that has an increasing amount to accomplish in each day, and streamlining the interactions of those people on a large scale, for the sake of efficiency.


    Or I'm completely mad... there's always that.
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    Jacksonville has scored a touchdown!
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    I like the idea of giving your weight in stone. It makes you sound so light.

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