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    ...hash bars, cherry mash and tinfoil tiaras
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    whoever she is.
    This fame thing, I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    ...hash bars, cherry mash and tinfoil tiaras
    dreaming of

    whoever she is.
    This fame thing, I don't get it.
    i have no idea what anything you just said means, but that is Maria Callas, one of the most respected opera singers of the 20th century.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    It's a lyric from "E-bow the Letter" by R.E.M.

    "hash bars, cherry mash and tinfoil tiaras
    dreaming of Maria Callas.
    whoever she is.
    This fame thing, I don't get it."
  4. #11479
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Is that stuff really legit? I remember a few years ago, there was a similar (maybe the same?) company that was doing DNA based genealogy, but they were looking at like a tiny, tiny fraction of your DNA and making a statistical generalization.

    I heard about it when a group of people who had long-documented family histories went and got tested and the results were all over the place.

    I'm no biologist. I do not know how much information is actually encoded in DNA, or how much variation there is over different human communities.

    I'm just skeptical of this process. I mean, if you don't know any of that stuff, then they can pretty much tell you anything, right?
    Snake Oil.


    *Am I wrong for holding the spelling of geneAlogy against it? The suffix -ology means "the study of" so what the hell kind of ruse is genealogy trying to pull?
    Hm it sounds like you're about 10 odd years behind on technology in the genes department (no offense). In recent years the knowledgebase and possibilities in this area of expertive have progressed very quickly. My friend got to this site because his father who is suffering from a rare disease (I forgot which one, something related to the brain) had agreed to participate freely in a huge university-driven genetic research, so this one looks pretty legit.
  5. #11480
    Korea FTW. Have you seen Lady Vengeance? Now there's a fun date.
  6. #11481
    Quote Originally Posted by abelardx View Post
    Korea FTW. Have you seen Lady Vengeance? Now there's a fun date.
    yesss, that movie is the shit. i still have to watch Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance. Oldboy is the best though. I'm scared to see the American remake but I probably will anyway.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  7. #11482
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    Sweden is the best right now
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  9. #11484
    the beach was badass, besides feeling like i was going to be sick about 75% of the time.

    cooked breakfast every morning besides the day we left, and cooked supper every night cept one night. didn't get too badly burned, made art in the sand, buried boyfran [he wanted to] and made him a mermaid body [i wanted to], took pictures of him getting out. flew a kite. played putt-putt. made margaritas for him, a cosmo for me. best beach trip, besides the almost constant state of nausea.


    also - i'm a blonde again. doing a creepy photoshoot on the 6th, and i'mma be a broken doll, i'mma curl my hair all fancy ringlet like, apply fucktons of makeups, and wear a childrens halloween costume. woopwoop being 100 lbs again.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  10. #11485
    I've noticed that wearing a big ass bushy beard, and not wearing nice clothes makes me terrifying to many women and some men. If I wear nice clothes and groom the beard then its fear-inducing properties are mostly nullified.

    I noticed today that wearing a beard, shitty clothes, and a baby makes me mostly non-threatening, but there's some looks of concern from women worried that I might be zach galifianakis.
  11. #11486
    worried? why? he's awesome. super nice in person too.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  12. #11487
    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    worried? why? he's awesome. super nice in person too.
    Because of the hangover. You know that.
  13. #11488
    i don't lol. all i know is my dad loves it, other people hate it, and i've never see it.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  14. #11489
    Perhaps this promotional poster will help you piece together my obscure reference

  15. #11490
    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    i don't lol. all i know is my dad loves it, other people hate it, and i've never see it.
    and she never will see it, because she listens to me about everything and i have demonstrated that hangover sucks

    or more like she listens to me about nothing. still hasnt seen godfather. she thinks its a movie about father abraham and his seven sons
  16. #11491
    it's not my favorite movie or anything, the first one was pretty funny but I thought it was a safe reference given the movie's popularity to convey the idea that I may not look like a responsible child-owner. But in comes aubreymcfatty to prove me wrong
  17. #11492
    i know what the hangover is haha. i've just never seen it.

    sry for ruining your life

    i like him here (something totally different):

    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
  18. #11493
    I recently watched zach galifianakis live at the purple onion (on youtube), and it's pretty hilarious combination of one-liners, "alt-comedy" character stuff, and piano. Many laughs were had, his standup game is strong.
  19. #11494
    I am often working on stuff with my hands, so I often am clothed in stuff that I don't care about-- so oil stains, paint smears, etc are the norm. I used to change into nicer clothes to run errands, so I didn't look so bummy, but then I just started to not give a fuck. I also have a beard and long hair. Sometimes I collect my nephew from school. I also own a full size van. I get the looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    Perhaps this promotional poster will help you piece together my obscure reference

    Part III is like the shittiest movie I've ever seen. And I'm not generally critical of movies.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    f u guys and yer ability to grow facial hair. i was id'ed for a god damn r rated movie last week, fucking 17. apparently i look younger than sevenfuckingteen. fuck my life.
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    I was kinda disappointed with breaking bad's latest episode. I'm not sure why. I hope Walter goes full psycho and uses that weapon on his family.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
  23. #11498
    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    http://imgur.com/a/6GIZQ

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    link doesn't work bikes but would really like to see do you have it?
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    Google it, easy to find.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    f u guys and yer ability to grow facial hair. i was id'ed for a god damn r rated movie last week, fucking 17. apparently i look younger than sevenfuckingteen. fuck my life.
    I'd throw a huge party if that ever happened to me..
  26. #11501
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Part III is like the shittiest movie I've ever seen. And I'm not generally critical of movies.
    I don't think I even got through Part II, and didn't even bother trying with III.
  27. #11502
    merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrahphphphhahahaammmarhamamap.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    f u guys and yer ability to grow facial hair. i was id'ed for a god damn r rated movie last week, fucking 17. apparently i look younger than sevenfuckingteen. fuck my life.
    When other people grow old, they look old... but you'll look distinguished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    When other people grow old, they look old... but you'll look distinguished.
    ... and 16.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  30. #11505
    Am currently watching sauce/rider on ftp and paris fide gp on chessbomb. Got to love the internet.
  31. #11506
    I just like this. This is Son Ga-In of Brown-eyed Girls from the Psy Gentleman video.
  32. #11507
    dan thats called bb spoiler for people who havent watched

    and it was a great ep. because its series instead of season finale, the traditional uses of penultimate and finale are switched. instead of the penultimate being epic and finale providing some resolve, the penultimate resolved some storylines and sets things up for the epic finale

    honestly i think thats the way all season finale's should be: huge cliffs, not resolution of a continuing conflict
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    What's the spoiler? That Walt's alive? I didn't even name family members.
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  35. #11510
    Clinton vs Cruz will be the greatest election in history
  36. #11511
    Wait, is Cruz seriously going to be the candidate? I don't know whether I should laugh or be afraid...
  37. #11512
    Laugh

    And yeah, there's a good possibility he will be. He's doing every thing he can to appeal to the primary voters, a bit more so than most candidates do. I mean the guy already released his birth certificate and fake-ibustered for a whole day for no reason other than 2016 aspirations. Cruz will get the "conservative" cred while probably avoiding looking like a tard, and could then do better than Santorum or Gingrich did. If that happens, the question then becomes if the GOP establishment can stop him, because none of them like him and they know he would lose the general election. Dude is a legit egomaniac and might just pull off the primary. Honestly I think he has been going about it the right way strategically.

    Also it's awesome that Lindsey Graham said that Obamacare is now Clintoncare. Clearly they plan on changing nothing about their campaign strategy.
  38. #11513
    sometimes I want to punch people in their stupid fucking face, but then i realize it'd hurt my hand/wrist/arm/fingers more than it would them, by far.

    i think i might have anger problems. good thing i go to a therapist.

    in other news - omfg the fair i have entered my beach painting into is super soon. i'm so fucking excited and also nervous.

    titties.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  39. #11514
    I spit on your spit.
    I piss on your spit.
    I shit on your piss.
    I fart on your shit.
    I laugh at your fart.

    We are friends again! Hey!
  40. #11515
    this is genius, I am doing this immediately cuz finding the right hole for the that's what she said yeah I'm not sober

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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I spit on your spit.
    I piss on your spit.
    I shit on your piss.
    I fart on your shit.
    I laugh at your fart.

    We are friends again! Hey!
    God damn I miss that show. Time to break out the DVD's again.
  42. #11517
    show? That was an autobiographical poem.
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    Why you gotta move me like that?
  44. #11519
    like a good laxative?

    speaking of bob odenkirk, I almost can't fully believe they're making a dark comedy breaking bad spinoff "better call saul". I'm guessing I'll watch the fuck outta that even if it sucks as my fanboyism takes over. but it can't suck can it? spinoffs pretty much never do, rite?
  45. #11520
    should be a sequel that ignores the existence of walt and has huell. same actors ofc
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    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    this is genius, I am doing this immediately cuz finding the right hole for the that's what she said yeah I'm not sober

    Is that wood sticks or pasta?? Has to be wood right? Like skewers? I have far too many sharp knives ina drawer. I started using a wall magnet bar but that is an accident waiting to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Is that wood sticks or pasta?? Has to be wood right? Like skewers? I have far too many sharp knives ina drawer. I started using a wall magnet bar but that is an accident waiting to happen.
    They look to me like those wooden skewers you buy for kabobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    should be a sequel that ignores the existence of walt and has huell. same actors ofc
    heull won't be available. no one ever told him it was safe to come out
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Oh that Gatsby...
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    friend claims this girl


    has replaced STOP! girl for the best gif on the internets.




    i disagree. STOP! girl is the best.
  54. #11529
    it depends.. what is she dancing to? Nickelback? Fail. RATM? Winnar.

    But yeah, clearly in a vacuum, where nothing else is known, Stop Girl crushes that chick.


    edit: ooh.. wow.. focus on the first move in the loop of the dance gif... she has some real Elaine (of Seinfeld fame ldo) stuff going on there. Yeah, your friend is nuts.
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    Both gifs are soup or salad, unlimited breadsticks.
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  56. #11531
    perfect girl is hotter than stop girl. sorry

  57. #11532
    You're crazy wuf.

    She's hot, but stop girl has off the charts cuteness. Cuteness > all
  58. #11533
    not the biggest fan of stop girl's cuteness. huge fan of perfect girl's perfectness
  59. #11534
    I see the appeal, I like what I see, but I don't see the "perfectness". Just a run of the mill hot Eastern European woman.
  60. #11535
    i kinda love the run of the mill hot east euro
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    not the biggest fan of stop girl's cuteness. huge fan of perfect girl's perfectness
  62. #11537
    she flaunts her cuteness too much. women should know their place
  63. #11538
    the "perfect" girl's eyebrows look like shit.

    cute girl > "perfect" girl.

    p.s. a womans place is different than a girls place.

    p.p.s. orange soda and vodka + ice + blender = orange soda vodka icey
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    the "perfect" girl's eyebrows look like shit.
    was hoping nobody would notice. they do look like shit
  65. #11540
    it's like a horizontal comma
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  66. #11541
    Michael Jackson reborn as a Korean woman:


    Cute Girl from the other side of the world:
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    are you insinutating this girl is hotter than stop girl? this may come down to fisty cuffs
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    Am I the only one who thinks stop girl is a bit rough? Not full on munter but average at best.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    Am I the only one who thinks stop girl is a bit rough? Not full on munter but average at best.

    that's where you're rong.
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    Am I the only one who thinks stop girl isn't saying stop?

    Her lips don't come together to make a p at the end.

    Is the gif cut short?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    was hoping nobody would notice. they do look like shit
    Maybe that's what makes her perfect? So perfect she has imperfections?
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    Cogito ergo sum

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  72. #11547
    She sto-'s into laughter. Ultra cute.

    It is true though, as a whole, the asian wimmenz have a near monopoly on cute.gifs
  73. #11548
    I got 133 on google pinata

    Edit: 165
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    134, too tired to try again
  75. #11550
    how in the hell are you guys getting into triple digits?

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