Randomness thread, part two.

**a500lbgorilla** · 10-27-2011 10:27 PM

Is Ensign Lee based out of Austin?

**boost** · 10-27-2011 11:46 PM

Bikes list is strong.

Throw in Chicago for sure, and I'd expand Napa Valley to just California.

If I were you, I wouldn't even really worry about "doing stuff." Airfare is free, go somewhere every weekend, stay in hostels or otherwise on the cheap (unless you are BOC) and just explore. It would be so fucking cool to simply have your bearings in two dozen American cities. Obv you might wanna do some vacationy stuff here and there, but I say just explore...

**badandy519** · 10-27-2011 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by DropTheBanana

Well since you both recommended it...

What's in Austin? I don't want to get off the plane and be all "Hurp Durp, I'm in Austin"

Bars, restaurants, points of interest, etc.

6th street

**Chelle** · 10-31-2011 03:34 AM

so if i havent said it already i made a pig outta crochet.

it's pink and has anime eyes going all ^_^

pretty cute.

**Shotglass** · 11-01-2011 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by DropTheBanana

Well since you both recommended it...

What's in Austin? I don't want to get off the plane and be all "Hurp Durp, I'm in Austin"

Bars, restaurants, points of interest, etc.

Originally Posted by badandy519

6th street

Worth the trip, several times over

**kiwiMark** · 11-01-2011 11:45 AM

**bigred** · 11-01-2011 09:18 PM

So whoever said "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" never had aids

**rong** · 11-01-2011 09:29 PM

Or myalgic encephalopathy

**Ash256** · 11-01-2011 09:39 PM

or their virginity

**BennyLaRue** · 11-01-2011 11:03 PM

Or quadraplegia, though I guess it would make selected parts stronger, like your mouth.

**bikes** · 11-02-2011 12:57 AM

SLAAAAPPPA DA BASS MAN

**bikes** · 11-02-2011 12:58 AM

next on the playlist of movies to rewatch

nick and norah's infinite playlist
adventureland
i love you man
forgetting sarah marshall

**rong** · 11-02-2011 06:32 AM

Did you get a paternity test? Or are you waiting for Jerry?

**rong** · 11-02-2011 09:21 AM

How did that post end up in here? I'm sure I posted it in Celtics thread.

**BennyLaRue** · 11-02-2011 03:45 PM

Here's a random craving from out of nowhere for a landlocked Canadian: I want clam chowder.

**Chelle** · 11-02-2011 05:50 PM

Im crocheting a cupcake.

I am awesomeness. And so is my cupcake.

**BennyLaRue** · 11-02-2011 06:58 PM

Crochet me some chowdair.

**DropTheBanana** · 11-02-2011 07:29 PM

Can anyone familiar with the NYC area (specifically Times Square/Manhattan) shoot me a PM. I'm flying up there Sat. just for the day ([ETA 9:45a and ETD 7:00p. [in/out out of La Guardia FWIW])

Have a couple of questions.

**Chelle** · 11-02-2011 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Crochet me some chowdair.

I'll look into it :P

**bikes** · 11-02-2011 11:28 PM

weather finally bearable here in thailand. 72F
open windows shut off ac

**Lukie** · 11-03-2011 01:36 AM

so my roommate and his gf brought home a 6 pack, the fridge was somewhat full, and instead of individually placing the beers in open spaces, he takes my gallon of milk and puts it sideways on the middle shelf, and puts his beer where the milk originally was.

shaking my head

**bikes** · 11-03-2011 01:41 AM

if this was canada this wouldnt be a problem because the milk would be in a bag

**wufwugy** · 11-03-2011 01:55 AM

was probably coors

**Lukie** · 11-03-2011 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by wufwugy

was probably coors

In fairness it was actually a quality microbrew, Christmas Ale by Great Lakes Brewing Company

**OngBonga** · 11-03-2011 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by Lukie

so my roommate and his gf brought home a 6 pack, the fridge was somewhat full, and instead of individually placing the beers in open spaces, he takes my gallon of milk and puts it sideways on the middle shelf, and puts his beer where the milk originally was.

shaking my head

Your roommate has his priorities in order. Beer > milk.

**rong** · 11-03-2011 11:01 PM

Yeah, unless the milk was rested on like some raw meet or something I don't see the big deal.

**bikes** · 11-03-2011 11:05 PM

The safest way to advertise your product - Imgur

TROLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL

**TheLongGrind** · 11-03-2011 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

A say fuck and shit and goddamn a lot, and it makes people think I have anger issues.

It makes me think you suffer from Gilles de la Tourette syndrome

**Warpe** · 11-04-2011 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by bikes

if this was canada this wouldnt be a problem because the milk would be in a bag

If I want milk in a bag I'll knock up the old lady.

**Lukie** · 11-04-2011 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by DanAronG

Yeah, unless the milk was rested on like some raw meet or something I don't see the big deal.

actually, it was

**BennyLaRue** · 11-04-2011 12:30 AM

Warm up milk in a bag in the microwave. It's awesome.

**Lukie** · 11-04-2011 12:31 AM

also the caps on gallon milk jugs aren't exactly the most stable things and aren't really meant to be stored sideways.

**Lukie** · 11-04-2011 01:02 AM

I wonder if he'll notice if I drink the rest of his Christmas ale and replace it with the bud light in the back of the fridge...

**Galapogos** · 11-04-2011 01:06 AM

do a barrel roll - Google Search

**Luco** · 11-04-2011 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Galapogos

do a barrel roll - Google Search

I loved that game, less so the meme

However,

DO A BARREL ROLL

TRY A SOMERSAULT

USE THE BOOST TO BREAK THROUGH

**Illfavor** · 11-06-2011 03:30 AM

Just felt a small earthquake, or the results of a large one. It was a 5.2 but probably 250 miles away...it was how I'd imagine a jello bath would feel.

**bigred** · 11-06-2011 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Illfavor

Just felt a small earthquake, or the results of a large one. It was a 5.2 but probably 250 miles away...it was how I'd imagine a jello bath would feel.

Oklahoma's largest quake buckles highway; 1 injured - CNN.com

**supa** · 11-06-2011 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Warpe

If I want milk in a bag I'll knock up the old lady.

Is that safe at your age?

**Illfavor** · 11-06-2011 02:43 PM

Yea the epicenter was like 50 miles from my family, and Facebook pretty much exploded over it. I heard it was caused by Oklahoma State fans breathing a collective sigh of relief after last night, but I'm sure there aren't nearly enough of them in existence for that to happen.

It's too bad my home state only makes national news when something gets destroyed.

**BennyLaRue** · 11-06-2011 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Illfavor

it was how I'd imagine a jello bath would feel.

Why do you have to only imagine it?

Make this happen.

**Chelle** · 11-07-2011 12:01 PM

I'm making a Link from Legend of Zelda, just with a red tunic.

**Luco** · 11-07-2011 12:21 PM

BBC News - Oban fireworks display 'gone in 50 seconds'

Impressive

**Monty3038** · 11-07-2011 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by bigred

Oklahoma's largest quake buckles highway; 1 injured - CNN.com

Michael J. Fox didn't notice.

**Hawk** · 11-08-2011 02:45 AM

Dead Flies Art (15 pics)

**bigred** · 11-09-2011 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Hawk

Dead Flies Art (15 pics)

Wow that is weird.

**Hawk** · 11-09-2011 02:36 AM

It is a strange type of disturbing.

**BooG690** · 11-16-2011 03:21 AM

BBC drops Frozen Planet's climate change episode to sell show better abroad - Telegraph

For a show to sell better in America, it's better not to mention something we're too stubborn to believe in.

**OngBonga** · 11-17-2011 12:42 AM

How is it that Russians make such excellent chess players but awful poker players? It deeply confuses me.

**wufwugy** · 11-17-2011 12:51 AM

Because chess is logical and poker is not

**OngBonga** · 11-17-2011 01:41 AM

I dunno, poker is a game of probability, pot odds, implied odds and range assignment. One who is good at chess should be able to master these skills better than someone incapable of applying logic. Chess is a thinker's game, so too is poker, at least at higher levels. The only difference as far as I'm concerned is chess is not a gambler's game, whereas poker clearly is, especially at lower level poker, where unfortunately I reside.

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10-27-2011 11:46 PM #7252
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10-27-2011 11:59 PM #7253
badandy519 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Aug 2005 Posts 457 Location mckinney, tx	Originally Posted by DropTheBanana Well since you both recommended it... What's in Austin? I don't want to get off the plane and be all "Hurp Durp, I'm in Austin" Bars, restaurants, points of interest, etc. 6th street

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10-31-2011 03:34 AM #7254
Chelle View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 1,197 Location in the kitchen	so if i havent said it already i made a pig outta crochet. it's pink and has anime eyes going all ^_^ pretty cute.
	Originally Posted by bigspenda73 I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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11-01-2011 11:44 AM #7255
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11-02-2011 07:29 PM #7268
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Lukie View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2005 Posts 10,579 Location Never read any stickies or announcements	so my roommate and his gf brought home a 6 pack, the fridge was somewhat full, and instead of individually placing the beers in open spaces, he takes my gallon of milk and puts it sideways on the middle shelf, and puts his beer where the milk originally was. shaking my head

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11-03-2011 02:05 AM #7274
Lukie View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2005 Posts 10,579 Location Never read any stickies or announcements	Originally Posted by wufwugy was probably coors In fairness it was actually a quality microbrew, Christmas Ale by Great Lakes Brewing Company

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11-03-2011 02:22 AM #7275
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,371 Location England	Originally Posted by Lukie so my roommate and his gf brought home a 6 pack, the fridge was somewhat full, and instead of individually placing the beers in open spaces, he takes my gallon of milk and puts it sideways on the middle shelf, and puts his beer where the milk originally was. shaking my head Your roommate has his priorities in order. Beer > milk.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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11-03-2011 11:01 PM #7276
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,780 Location behind you with an axe	Yeah, unless the milk was rested on like some raw meet or something I don't see the big deal.
	With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message i roll up Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 6,260 Location house	The safest way to advertise your product - Imgur TROLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL

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TheLongGrind View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Visit Homepage Join Date Oct 2010 Posts 280 Location Belgium	Originally Posted by spoonitnow A say fuck and shit and goddamn a lot, and it makes people think I have anger issues. It makes me think you suffer from Gilles de la Tourette syndrome

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11-04-2011 12:00 AM #7279
Warpe View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 9,004 Location Canuckistan	Originally Posted by bikes if this was canada this wouldnt be a problem because the milk would be in a bag If I want milk in a bag I'll knock up the old lady.

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11-04-2011 12:30 AM #7280
Lukie View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2005 Posts 10,579 Location Never read any stickies or announcements	Originally Posted by DanAronG Yeah, unless the milk was rested on like some raw meet or something I don't see the big deal. actually, it was

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11-04-2011 12:30 AM #7281
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,526	Warm up milk in a bag in the microwave. It's awesome.

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11-04-2011 12:31 AM #7282
Lukie View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2005 Posts 10,579 Location Never read any stickies or announcements	also the caps on gallon milk jugs aren't exactly the most stable things and aren't really meant to be stored sideways.

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11-04-2011 01:02 AM #7283
Lukie View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2005 Posts 10,579 Location Never read any stickies or announcements	I wonder if he'll notice if I drink the rest of his Christmas ale and replace it with the bud light in the back of the fridge...

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11-04-2011 01:06 AM #7284
Galapogos View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 6,563 Location The Loser's Lounge	do a barrel roll - Google Search
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11-04-2011 12:50 PM #7285
Luco View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Still a fish Join Date Mar 2009 Posts 2,368	Originally Posted by Galapogos do a barrel roll - Google Search I loved that game, less so the meme However, DO A BARREL ROLL TRY A SOMERSAULT USE THE BOOST TO BREAK THROUGH
	Last edited by Luco; 11-04-2011 at 02:01 PM. Originally Posted by spoonitnow Worse doesn't call, better doesn't fold, blah blah same shit different day.
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