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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
    half black... whatever that means
    only the top half, i think
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplane.
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    Half Black + Half White = Grey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplane.
    Wow... I need to watch that again... love that quote...
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    back to school today. So many amazingly hot girls, dressed in skimpy outfits, in the middle of the winter! I love college!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    back to school today. So many amazingly hot girls, dressed in skimpy outfits, in the middle of the winter! I love college!
    This makes me sad. Maybe I should start taking a few classes?

    Anyway, after my workout today I got on the treadmill and walked for about 20 minutes. I didn't feel like I was doing anything or accomplishing anything whatsoever. Supporting my theory on this was the dozens of people in the same room slaving over the same pieces of cardio equipment, day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...

    Maybe I'll post results in a few months or something.
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    Captain James Hook: Prepare to die, Peter Pan!
    Peter Banning: To die would be a grand adventure!
    Captain James Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left!


    Captain Hook: He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.


    Captain Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers buried in notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
    Peter Pan: What do you want, old man?
    Captain Hook: Just you.


    Captain James Hook: Hear me, men. For reasons of good form, I have decided that the so-called Pan will return in three days to commit the arbitrament of the sword. Smee, translate.
    Smee: In three days, we're gonna have a war! A battle between good and evil to the death!




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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...
    *sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart. Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    back ta skoo taday. So many amazingly bitches,
    dressed in ho'd out outfits to the mizzax, in da middle o' da winter! Werd!
    I loves da college! Jus' like Orenthawl James.
    fyp to better represent your blacker half.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    hahahah after only the first 3 words of the quote
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
    half black... whatever that means
    only the top half, i think
    Beat, IMO

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    *sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart.
    I agree, wholeheartedly. However, if you think the vast majority of cardio machine warriors are doing it for any other reason than to get cut, you are insane.

    Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
    Ideally (from a health or physique perspective), one would do both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...
    *sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart. Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
    You could probably put the bolded person in the same category.. i.e. the gym warrior that is so grossly overtrained and really just looks worn down and never makes any progress. I'm not sure that's what you were trying to get at though.

    Spending all day in the gym != being hyoooge.
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    Hey guys I started this forum. http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

    So far public response has been great and I am meeting a lot of new people.

    You can join if you want and we can chat it up? please.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Hey guys I started this forum. http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

    So far public response has been great and I am meeting a lot of new people.

    You can join if you want and we can chat it up? please.
    Epic thread: http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/inde...num=1224209125
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    wat?
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    PSA: I can no longer beat poker. Down 17 bi in 4 days. Getting soul read by fish. Having awful reg's awful K and A high bluffs prevail with shocking consistency. Draws don't complete. Being followed from table to table by droolers who obviously have me marked as a fish. Sets don't hold. 4 card flush boards are standard. Getting it in preflop is never the right play no matter what my holding. They are never folding, bluffing, losing. Was about to become a 400NL reg, now back to 100NL due to concerns of tilting off my entire bankroll.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Galapogos: its 4 days dude. Relax. It'll pass.
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    so I was browsing for phones. I currently have the Nokia 6300 and I love that phone, but I plan on giving it to my mom since her phone is kind of fucked up. I considered the Nokia N82, N85, N95, and the N96.

    And then a dark-horse underdog pulled in: the Samsung Innov8 a.k.a. i8510.

    We have a winner.


    Oh, and btw, fuck the iPhone and its lockaments and additional hassles. I'm not gonna pay for a phone and then have to jailbreak it etc.
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    This is going to get lost all cold and lonely down there, so here I cross post:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ts-t80491.html

    Also, dude, don't be a slave to the sausage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    PSA: I can no longer beat poker. Down 17 bi in 4 days. Getting soul read by fish. Having awful reg's awful K and A high bluffs prevail with shocking consistency. Draws don't complete. Being followed from table to table by droolers who obviously have me marked as a fish. Sets don't hold. 4 card flush boards are standard. Getting it in preflop is never the right play no matter what my holding. They are never folding, bluffing, losing. Was about to become a 400NL reg, now back to 100NL due to concerns of tilting off my entire bankroll.


    HYACHACHACHACHACHA!!!
    Wana suicide pack with me?

    Every time I lay down TPTK or Two pair they show middle pair. Every time I get all in they flopped the set or two pair.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil693
    i had sausages for breakfast, sausages for lunch, and im about to have sausages for dinner.
    fist-pump
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil693
    i had sausages for breakfast, sausages for lunch, and im about to have sausages for dinner.
    mmmmmmm.....
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    Sausage fest in here...


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    AMERICA ARE YOU SERIOUS?

    Dukie Vitale commentating the NBA instead of the duke game. WTF
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    suicide pack
    elaborate please.
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    Boost, how do you cook a good sausage? Pics?
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    Shades for when you are in front of the computer screen.

    They protect your eyes from long sessions in front of the screens and whatever.

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    [x]all of above within 10 minutes
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    Im kinda down about stuff (reference previous post) so I googled "whats the point of life?" hoping to find some interesting articles based on philosophy and whatnot.

    Every result is some fucking crackpot jesus freak trying to peddle their shitty religion on me. Fuck you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    [x]hit quads
    [x]hit my first royal flush
    [ ]got paid on either
    [x]got 3 outted for 1/5 of my br
    [x]all of above within 10 minutes
    you forgot,

    [ ] stellar bankroll management
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    [x]hit quads
    [x]hit my first royal flush
    [ ]got paid on either
    [x]got 3 outted for 1/5 of my br
    [x]all of above within 10 minutes
    you forgot,

    [ ] stellar bankroll management
    [x]won it back plus some in between classes today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    [x]hit quads
    [x]hit my first royal flush
    [ ]got paid on either
    [x]got 3 outted for 1/5 of my br
    [x]all of above within 10 minutes
    you forgot,

    [ ] stellar bankroll management
    [x]won it back plus some in between classes today.
    [ ] gets 'it'
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Im kinda down about stuff (reference previous post) so I googled "whats the point of life?" hoping to find some interesting articles based on philosophy and whatnot.

    Every result is some fucking crackpot jesus freak trying to peddle their shitty religion on me. Fuck you.
    This will answer all your questions:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
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    honestly what the fuck is with these damn plastic packaging things items come in nowadays. Is there an easy way to open these bitches up?

    Like I just got to studio style headphones from Amazon and this thing is locked up tight.

    WTF
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    honestly what the fuck is with these damn plastic packaging things items come in nowadays. Is there an easy way to open these bitches up?

    Like I just got to studio style headphones from Amazon and this thing is locked up tight.

    WTF
    Yeah those things tilt me so hard.

    They are meant to prevent shoplifting. It's pretty much impossible to open one of those packages in the store by hand and then hide the contents in your pocket.
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    Got the headphones out finally

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    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Im kinda down about stuff (reference previous post) so I googled "whats the point of life?" hoping to find some interesting articles based on philosophy and whatnot.

    Every result is some fucking crackpot jesus freak trying to peddle their shitty religion on me. Fuck you.
    This will answer all your questions:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
    yesssss


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