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Old 01-05-2009, 12:34 PM #501 (permalink)  
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Wait, Boost is black?!?!?!?!
half black... whatever that means
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Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplane.
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Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplane.
Wow... I need to watch that again... love that quote...
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back to school today. So many amazingly hot girls, dressed in skimpy outfits, in the middle of the winter! I love college!
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back to school today. So many amazingly hot girls, dressed in skimpy outfits, in the middle of the winter! I love college!
This makes me sad. Maybe I should start taking a few classes?

Anyway, after my workout today I got on the treadmill and walked for about 20 minutes. I didn't feel like I was doing anything or accomplishing anything whatsoever. Supporting my theory on this was the dozens of people in the same room slaving over the same pieces of cardio equipment, day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...

Maybe I'll post results in a few months or something.
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Old 01-06-2009, 01:30 AM #507 (permalink)  
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day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...
*sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart. Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
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*sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart.
I agree, wholeheartedly. However, if you think the vast majority of cardio machine warriors are doing it for any other reason than to get cut, you are insane.

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Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
Ideally (from a health or physique perspective), one would do both.
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day-in and day-out, looking the same, day-in and day-out...
*sigh*.. you do realize that theres more to health than being "cut" right? Doing cardio is really good for your heart. Someone that lifts all day could actually be less healthy than a slightly pudgy person who focuses on cardio.
You could probably put the bolded person in the same category.. i.e. the gym warrior that is so grossly overtrained and really just looks worn down and never makes any progress. I'm not sure that's what you were trying to get at though.

Spending all day in the gym != being hyoooge.
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And then a dark-horse underdog pulled in: the Samsung Innov8 a.k.a. i8510.

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PSA: I can no longer beat poker. Down 17 bi in 4 days. Getting soul read by fish. Having awful reg's awful K and A high bluffs prevail with shocking consistency. Draws don't complete. Being followed from table to table by droolers who obviously have me marked as a fish. Sets don't hold. 4 card flush boards are standard. Getting it in preflop is never the right play no matter what my holding. They are never folding, bluffing, losing. Was about to become a 400NL reg, now back to 100NL due to concerns of tilting off my entire bankroll.


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[x]all of above within 10 minutes
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Im kinda down about stuff (reference previous post) so I googled "whats the point of life?" hoping to find some interesting articles based on philosophy and whatnot.

Every result is some fucking crackpot jesus freak trying to peddle their shitty religion on me. Fuck you.
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[x]hit quads
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[ ] stellar bankroll management
[x]won it back plus some in between classes today.
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Im kinda down about stuff (reference previous post) so I googled "whats the point of life?" hoping to find some interesting articles based on philosophy and whatnot.

Every result is some fucking crackpot jesus freak trying to peddle their shitty religion on me. Fuck you.
This will answer all your questions:
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honestly what the fuck is with these damn plastic packaging things items come in nowadays. Is there an easy way to open these bitches up?

Like I just got to studio style headphones from Amazon and this thing is locked up tight.

WTF
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honestly what the fuck is with these damn plastic packaging things items come in nowadays. Is there an easy way to open these bitches up?

Like I just got to studio style headphones from Amazon and this thing is locked up tight.

WTF
Yeah those things tilt me so hard.

They are meant to prevent shoplifting. It's pretty much impossible to open one of those packages in the store by hand and then hide the contents in your pocket.
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Got the headphones out finally

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