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    Started watching south park again...saw the medicinal marijuana episode and had one of the best scenes I've seen in a long time. Laughed my ass off.

    Premise: Medicinal marijuana is legal in south park but only if you're sick. Randy gives himself testicle cancer to get weed and then discovers he can bounce on his balls as transportation. All the south park men then join him to smoke weed.

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    You had me at HELLOH!

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    So I've been playing zoom for two days now, and my boat has been beaten by flopped quad queens 4 times, and I've flopped quad queens once myself to crush a boat. Volume around 10k. I'm not complaining, I'm up a shit ton, it's easy money, but wtf with the quad queens? Anyone else seeing this shit or is this a special treat for me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Shamrock shakes motherfckers. Suck one.
    i had to go to 3 different mcD's saturday afternoon on my way home to get my hands on one of these delicious treats. fucking broken ice cream machines everywhere!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  6. #7956
    So if someone limps my bb in zoom, what I do is put the kettle on, roll a ciggie, go to the toilet, keep the fucker waiting while I tank my time bank. It tilts the hell out of people, I play mega slow and laugh as they bet/bet/bet to try and make me fold my flopped boat with 73o so they can move on to the next hand quicker. If only he min raised...
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    ongies gonna ong
  7. #7957
    What is it about seeing a free flop that bothers you ong? Also, what's your impression of zoom so far and what steaks have you been playing zoom at?

    So I've decided that I freakin love cinnamon swirls. If I ever get sentenced to death, one of the items on my last meal request will be 'half a dozen cinnamon swirls'. nom nom nom
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Seeing a free flop is great when I bink a miracle, but I'm playing zoom so I can plough through the hands quickly, I prefer to be given a fold fast option so I can move on, I'm not so bothered about defending blinds since people are paying off monsters regularly, and I want to be in position as often as possible so I can bluff.

    I've played 2nl, 5nl and 10nl.

    2nl was annoying as hell as everyone limps, but all sorts of crap call shoves so I think open shoving AK QQ+ limping 22-JJ to setmine and folding everything else will be pretty damn profitable. I quickly moved away from 2nl because it was fucking tedious.

    5nl not much better, less people calling shoves though, still lots of limpers. Didn't hang around here long either.

    10nl is mostly a better pool, but by no means great. Rarely are people open limping. I'm min raising pretty much any two on the CO and BU and getting enough folds to run at profit before we even see a flop. Setmining is insanely profitable, people will not fold top pair and overpairs very often at all. I have trouble letting go of overpairs since I know so many people are stacking 88 on a 224 flop, or AJ on a J93 flop in a 3bet pot, etc. But top pair I can quickly muck if I'm getting too much heat, a lot of people are playing insanely tight ranges in ep.

    I think min raising any two from utg is also profitable, especially if you take your time to raise, as it gives people time to get bored and fast fold.

    I'd really like it to be anonymous, in that case I'd min raise any two every time it was folded to me. I'm seeing a few familiar names at the tables and getting notes on some, thus I should expect some people to wise up to my strategy if it's too transparent.

    If I keep running at $50/day profit, I'm going to be very happy.
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    In other news, I've discovered this song goes very well with wuf's latest sig.
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  11. #7961
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    there is that better you nancies
    This post just got hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post

    So I've decided that I freakin love cinnamon swirls. If I ever get sentenced to death, one of the items on my last meal request will be 'half a dozen cinnamon swirls'. nom nom nom
    Plus fucking one
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    How one man escaped from a North Korean prison camp | World news | The Guardian

    This is the most depressing story you will ever read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    i had to go to 3 different mcD's saturday afternoon on my way home to get my hands on one of these delicious treats. fucking broken ice cream machines everywhere!
    I feel like I am always doing this for McDonalds ice cream lately
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  16. #7966
    i listen to a lot of lez music. frou frou, imogen heap, sara bareilles

    not sure why. i like the melodies and the soft females in my ear

    DONT JUDGE ME. or do judge me, but make it funny
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    sara b and imogen heap are legit as f

    ?wut
  18. #7968
    hey bikes

    not sure if u like me or hate me

    or somewhere in between

    but you're right as shit
  19. #7969
    ha, this is pretty much amazing.
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    Wuf, everybody likes you and hates you.
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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    How one man escaped from a North Korean prison camp | World news | The Guardian

    This is the most depressing story you will ever read.
    Wow.
  23. #7973
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    How one man escaped from a North Korean prison camp | World news | The Guardian

    This is the most depressing story you will ever read.
    I read this and now I can't stop thinking about it
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    fkn hunger games all over my fb news feed
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    Just ordered EFC14, thanks wuf. Will follow up in book thread later
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  26. #7976
    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    fkn hunger games all over my fb news feed
    ikr, hunger games so good, hunger games so bad, hunger games just like battle royale.
  27. #7977
    wat's efc14?
  28. #7978
    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    fkn hunger games all over my fb news feed
    Ya I was asked at the gym 3 times in two days what I thought of some "hunger games workout?" Now I have to research shit so I can tell them to fuck off with an educated opinion.
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    Question: What does it mean when someone posts funeral arrangement info on Facebook and people "Like" it?
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    It means they're planning your murder and your friends approve.
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  31. #7981
    Why do they want me dead? I have a big cock and know lots of recipes. There's something for everyone in there.
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    Example of good recipe please.
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    I got the best recipe ever. Prepare to have your socks knocked off.

    First, take a cup of milk.

    Then, add it to a bowl of cereal! BAM, INSTANT GOODNESS
  34. #7984
    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Example of good recipe please.
    pan

    lined with potato slices (not wedges)

    shitload of oil

    bunch of different seasonings of choice

    broil

    flip

    more oil and seasonings of choice

    broil

    result: most delicious jo-jo the world ever knew


    the trick is a lot of oil and good seasoning. you basically end up with super high quality french fries of different shape, slightly harder texture, and way better taste. the way i do them, most would say there's a lot of waste of oil and seasoning (since so much of it ends up on the pan instead of the potato, but that's the price to pay for quality. redneck food, but damn good for munching
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    In India I had a dish that the restaurant/shack called wowwow potatoes. Was similar but with thinly sliced potato, a little thicker than crisps (chips for you ceptics), with spicy seasoning and onion. Was amazing. I have tried to recreate but it always comes out a little soggy when I do it due to the onion. Not sure how to keep it dry and crisp.
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  36. #7986
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    Wow.
    Quote Originally Posted by donkbee View Post
    I read this and now I can't stop thinking about it
    Here's another to brighten up the day

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    Wuf, is there some kind of video for your gif?
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    Reon Kadena is her name. Thank you Google.
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    Reon Kadena - YouTube

    Her material is not that great. There was once a thread that had loads of her gifs, but all those files died at least a couple years ago
  40. #7990
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    wat's efc14?
    Escape from Camp 14: One man's remarkable odyssey from North Korea to freedom in the West
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    Today's smoothie: shredded coconut (because I just happened to have one by hand), strawberries (as usual), blueberries, a banana (frozen), milk and yoghurt (sadly fat free. I can't find full fat yoghurt anywhere). I'll be making this in exactly five minutes.

    This post is just me trying to type without looking down at my keyboard for a change. Interestingly, it makes me much slower than my usual hunt and peck method. But I'm definitely a complete n00b at this.

    What the fuck, no-look typing seems to be possible after all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    What the fuck, no-look typing seems to be possible after all!
    Yah it crept up on me too, one day I just tried not looking and was surprised that my fingers just took over
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    man i wanna try the shit out of this burger

    i love super american food. basically, greasy, meaty, and cheesy as shit bbq and grilled food that knows it's greasy, meaty, and cheesy as shit. even the caricatures of themselves
  44. #7994
    that picture is so fucking great omg
  45. #7995
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    that picture is so fucking great omg
    You're into heavy dudes, huh?

    Sorry, I can't help you.
  46. #7996
    That burger is fucking stupid, if someone brought that to my table I'd twat the fucker over and go to the chippie. I mean, a double burger is sufficient, that can be cheesy greasy and meaty too without it giving me a heart attack before I finish.

    There's a reason that guy has tits.

    Also, I find his bumfluff 'touche offensive, and feel that the firework should be employed to burn it off. Then shove it down his throat. Eat that, you fat cunt.
    Last edited by OngBonga; 03-29-2012 at 11:59 PM.
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    ongies gonna ong
  47. #7997
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    You're into heavy dudes, huh?

    Sorry, I can't help you.
    can you hook me up with boog at least?
  48. #7998
    Novelty food is awesome. FACT

    Even when they're not that tasty or eatable. They're still fucking great
  49. #7999
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Novelty food is awesome. FACT

    Even when they're not that tasty or eatable. They're still fucking great
    Yeah well you're American. Here in England, food is for eating, it's not entertainment.

    Could you really eat that entire plate of food? I could trim that down to a double burger, and eat like half the fries, and that would do me just fine.
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    Culture differences ITT.

    I've been watching a lot of Man VS. Food episodes lately, it's been fascinating
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    Culture differences? Since when did America have culture?

    Boom.
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  52. #8002
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    can you hook me up with boog at least?
    Learn Korean. He'll be jelly in your hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Yeah well you're American. Here in England, food is for eating, it's not entertainment.
    LOL @ Ong saying English food is any better for your health than American food.
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  54. #8004
    British food sucks. I'll take continental / eastern / latino food over british food any day
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  55. #8005
    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    LOL @ Ong saying English food is any better for your health than American food.
    I didn't say that our food is healthier. Our food is shit, but we don't eat eight burgers and four portions of fries in a single serving, well noone I know does anyway. It's the volume I have issues with, not the nutritional value (or rather, lack of). That burger is fucking offensive, you're either eating waaaaaay too much, or you're wasting a lot of dead animal for the sake of looking at it.

    Yeah British food sucks, can't argue with that, that's why we have a large number of Indian, Chinese and Thai restaurants in our towns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I didn't say that our food is healthier. Our food is shit, but we don't eat eight burgers and four portions of fries in a single serving, well noone I know does anyway. It's the volume I have issues with, not the nutritional value (or rather, lack of). That burger is fucking offensive, you're either eating waaaaaay too much, or you're wasting a lot of dead animal for the sake of looking at it.

    Yeah British food sucks, can't argue with that, that's why we have a large number of Indian, Chinese and Thai restaurants in our towns.
    You do know the dish in the picture is an extreme, right? It's obviously not the norm.
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  57. #8007
    ...leave it to cuntybonga to take all the lulz out of that hilarious pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    You do know the dish in the picture is an extreme, right? It's obviously not the norm.
    I don't believe you. I believe tv. I've seen it all on tv, it must be true.
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  59. #8009
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    ...leave it to cuntybonga to take all the lulz out of that hilarious pic
    Did I ever tell you that you guys take me too seriously? I'm just shitting on America for the sake of it, it's fun.
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  60. #8010
    And fuck it, I'll bite because that too is fun... someone who keeps calling someone a cunt is... drumroll please... a cunt. FACT.
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    I do wonder if fatty mcfatfat remembered to take the firework out or did he just eat it
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That burger is fucking stupid, if someone brought that to my table I'd twat the fucker over and go to the chippie. I mean, a double burger is sufficient, that can be cheesy greasy and meaty too without it giving me a heart attack before I finish.

    There's a reason that guy has tits.

    Also, I find his bumfluff 'touche offensive, and feel that the firework should be employed to burn it off. Then shove it down his throat. Eat that, you fat cunt.
    The best part of this post is amongst all the internet tough talk you use the word "chippie". Oh you crazy British!


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  64. #8014
    Chippie is obv chip shop. And chips are fat greasy fries, what you call chips we call crisps. Oh you crazy Yanks!
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    ongies gonna ong
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    So, what's a Crispie, then?

    Do you have Krispies?
  66. #8016
    No we don't have Crispies. We get crisps from regular shops.



    That's a British meal. Our food is wonderful.
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    Just to clarify

    Chips = british fries
    Crisps = potato chips
    'touche = mustache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    I've been watching a lot of Man VS. Food episodes lately, it's been fascinating
    Was going to post exactly this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    'touche = mustache
    'touche = 'tache, I just got retarded with the spelling. But it's ok, because you did too, it's moustache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    'touche = 'tache, I just got retarded with the spelling. But it's ok, because you did too, it's moustache.
    I was translating into american LDO

    but you already knew that, didn't you?
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    Ong is just bitter because it rains every 4 hours there.
























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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That burger is fucking stupid, if someone brought that to my table I'd twat the fucker over and go to the chippie. I mean, a double burger is sufficient, that can be cheesy greasy and meaty too without it giving me a heart attack before I finish.

    There's a reason that guy has tits.

    Also, I find his bumfluff 'touche offensive, and feel that the firework should be employed to burn it off. Then shove it down his throat. Eat that, you fat cunt.

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    What I think when anyone says The Hunger Games was a great movie:

    "OMG INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT WHAT BOOK WORDS MEAN SOMEONE JUST SHOWED ME AND IT'S EASIER THAT WAY FOR ME!!!!ONEONEONEONEONE BESTEVAR KTHX"
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  75. #8025
    I mean we all had a laugh when it was asians doing it, but white people? Hungry?

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