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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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congrats UG! having a boy is awesome. My son is getting ready to turn 1 and is starting to roll a ball back and forth with me. I just cant wait until he can swing a bat!
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Oh it gets better. My kid and I play cards (pokemon), bakugan, Mario Galaxy 1+2 and tons of other vid games and he just turned 6.
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BooG690
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,439
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And LittleBigPlanet. That's so ballin' to play video games with your kid. I want a kid now.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Hey everybody. This is actually my very first post here and so I merely wanted to introduce myself personally and say hi.
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donkbee
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WELP
Join Date: May 2005
Location: so close but so far
Posts: 3,605
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yeah I wouldn't want to have a daughter because I know how horrible raising a girl is.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Like a boss:
Column One: A mathematical David stuns a healthcare Goliath - latimes.com
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
Posts: 4,270
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
And LittleBigPlanet. That's so ballin' to play video games with your kid. I want a kid now.
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i cant wait until i have an excuse to play video games again
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,197
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I'm so gonna try and get my daughter in games like CoD & GTA..... actually no, fuck that, I don't know that I really want my daughter playing GTA, too much sex & sluttiness in it, but definitely up for CoD, killing is fine.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Erowcappetaro
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07-20-2010, 05:06 AM
Post subject: Hello I'm a new user here
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Hello I'm a new user here. Just wanted to say hi.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Hi
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,042
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Quote:
Originally Posted by warpe
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hawt
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Falmouth, ME
Posts: 781
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
I'm so gonna try and get my daughter in games like CoD & GTA..... actually no, fuck that, I don't know that I really want my daughter playing GTA, too much sex & sluttiness in it, but definitely up for CoD, killing is fine.
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Um... you forgot your <sarcasm> tags...
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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been building a motorcycle for the past two years. Started with a non running ~35 year old bike, took it completely apart including the entire engine. Just took my first ride on it earlier today. Ship it.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 702
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I just discovered a 1.5" cut along the side of my arm. From the looks of the scab it's a few days old but I have zero recollection of how it got there.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
I just discovered a 1.5" cut along the side of my arm. From the looks of the scab it's a few days old but I have zero recollection of how it got there.
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Heroine?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
been building a motorcycle for the past two years. Started with a non running ~35 year old bike, took it completely apart including the entire engine. Just took my first ride on it earlier today. Ship it.
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That's awesome.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 702
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Props to boost, and sadly no no drugs involved
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
Posts: 3,905
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
been building a motorcycle for the past two years. Started with a non running ~35 year old bike, took it completely apart including the entire engine. Just took my first ride on it earlier today. Ship it.
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Pics please. I think you started a thread when you started this project.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Pics please. I think you started a thread when you started this project.
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I did, because I was super excited, but after thinking about it I decided keeping an updated motorcycle build log on a poker forum is pretty lame. I dont currently have access to a camera, but Ill try to change that. I wouldnt say the bike is cosmetically 100% done, but I want to get to riding, at the end of the season Ill tighten up some small details and whatnot.
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Convo with my gf on ghat:
me: gotcha
i may or may not be drinking chardonnay in the airport
Anna: haha
cute
me: everyone else ordered bud lights
does that make me gay?
Anna: no, more just a douche
me: i'm wearing my french cuff shirt with my initials on the cuff
it is I....SUPER DOUCHE
Anna: dear lord
see, i'd love to monogram everything i own
but i could pull it off
me: should i complain that in manhattan they have 5 different kinds of chardonnay on every menu
WHAT
how can you pull it off and i can't?
i'm awesome
Anna: cause i just can
I can pull it off, right?!?!?!?!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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pics
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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of you not her, no homo
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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k
me, jymz, and swiggidy
swiggidy is contemplating plato and stuff
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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but let's get back on topic, I can pull it off, right?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
of you not her, no homo
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I'm not sure you understand what no homo means.
bigred, you should definitely monogram everything, but use fake initials on every article of clothing. You'll be awesome in 2 ways. 1) It's a natural deterrent against would-be identity thieves and 2) You'll be very mysterious.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
Posts: 3,905
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
me: i'm wearing my french cuff shirt with my initials on the cuff
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wait...you wear French cuffs? With cufflinks?
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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I'm loving the wise "you have so much to learn, my son" look swiggidy's giving you. I don't think he thinks you can pull it off.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
wait...you wear French cuffs? With cufflinks?
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In NYC at my corporate office, all the time. At client sites (which is the case today), when I'm behind on dry cleaning.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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BooG690
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,439
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How is nobody commenting on the fact that Jyms is about 10 seconds away from attacking/eating the camera man?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Dude, the place was dark, we were drinking and the flash can get annoying. Not sure who took that pic though, I may have just been a little drunk and rowdy.
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
How is nobody commenting on the fact that Jyms is about 10 seconds away from attacking/eating the camera man?
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How did they get a baby to hold a camera so still?
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,197
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French cuffs are way cooler than the buttons. More stylish. Plus, you get to wear cufflinks. Aside from a watch or wedding ring this is the only tolerable male bling imo
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
French cuffs are way cooler than the buttons. More stylish. Plus, you get to wear cufflinks. Aside from a watch or wedding ring this is the only tolerable male bling imo
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That and earrings, bracelets and necklaces. I don't really hate the eyebrow piercing either.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Swig is the thinking man's man.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Wufwugy ftw
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JL
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,095
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WTF. Why did I think bigred was asian?
Wow I feel like the whole world is falling apart around me right now.
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JL
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,095
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 wufwugy
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,197
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Originally Posted by jyms
That and earrings, bracelets and necklaces. I don't really hate the eyebrow piercing either.
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Bracelets? Really?
What goes through your head when you buy one of these?
I'm not feeling very attactive today. I know, I'll buy something to improve my appearance. Oh look, a piece of metal, oh it's so shiny and pretty, I know, I'll put it around my wrist, oh yes, just look how pretty it is, look at me now, now I look pretty too. Does it make me look fat?
Jewelry is for women.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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After writing off my Honda back in May, I decided to revive my wife's 1991 Miata which she parked in a barn 5 years ago. Two grand later, I'll finally be driving it today. Still needs new side-mirrors and a paint job, probably some sexy rims. It's white, and she was smart to get the pop-on hardtop.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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one cuff BAD, the other ASS
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Pics please.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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yea, and if you would have got off your lazy ass and came to Vegas you would have got one too.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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I lol'd that you cropped swig out to make it look like jyms was the only one
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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omfg i just found a hello kitty frying pan!
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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Is it from vietnam?
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 987
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It fries kitties? Hello!
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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french cuffs are the nuts. Seriously, your level of ballaism gets bumped up by a count of one when wearing cuff links.
on a side note.. "Big Gay Jizzbank?"
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