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here's one i'll cop from my "drew carey" friend that i just mentioned...
remember the 80's hairstyle here?
now, picture it with bigger "earflaps."
this was the hair my friend's girl wore. only super tight curly, even more hairspray.
he is getting a bj one evening, and she says, "i dont like it in my mouth. tell me when you're gonna...ok?"
he says, "sure thing." wink, wink.
he starts getting his "Oh-face" on, and she senses something is about to come to a head. so, she pulls away just in time to catch it in the earflaps. and, in the front bangs. essentially, all mixed into the hairspray.
funny image, right? well, her parents come home in the middle of all this.
Drew Carey makes a dive for the living room window, and.......
GETS STUCK.
thats right. pants around the ankles, stuck in a window, parents walking through the door, and their daughter's spiderweb of a hairdo all covered in his love.
needless to say, he got his ass kicked right through that window.
not exactly Romeo and Juliet, but it still cracks me up.
part deux. another night, my buddy, with the same girl, tells me, "hey, we'll be in the field by the school. if you happen to drive by, honk your horn. i'll yell back at you, ok?"
i say, "fine." and i do. with my window down while driving by slowly. only to hear him yell...
"WAZZZZZZUUPPP, chopper!!! THATS RIGHT, IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT!!!"
and, if you knew my friend, or had one like him of your own, none of this would surprise you a bit.
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