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My cool story: I interested the police enough in my neighborhood that 5 squad cars and a K-9 unit ended up outside of my house at 2AM. I had been shooting off fireworks in the middle of the street with my friends (we were all 15-16 years old at the time). Anyways we saw the sirens flashing and ran back to the nearest house, which happened to be mine. None of the officers must have seen us run into my house, because i didn't hear anyone knocking on the door. My parents never woke up, and we filmed it all with my friends video camera from my basement window. They patrolled the neighborhood for almost an hour after, during which time one of my friends ran back outside to set off some more. It seems like a lot of police cars for what was probably just a disturbance complaint. Why would they bring out all of that police muscle? I still don't know why. |
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I don't do anything that would get me in big trouble with the cops, but I've done a couple of stupid things during vacations. Harvard has a lame schedule where the finals for fall classes are in the middle of January and they give you a week off between finals week and the beginning of spring semester, and I always went with my friends to New Hampshire or Vermont to go hiking, skiing, and ice climbing. Junior year we decided to be ballers and do a 3-day hike through the Presidentials which is an easy walk in the summer but it can be real tough in the winter due to the weather. http://www.chauvinguides.com/PresiTr...presiguide.htm A couple of days beforehand the place got pounded by snow and it was like -25 degrees up there so if we were smart we would've canceled the hike and just gone skiing but we decided to go. The only really dangerous part was when we had to cross a steep snowfield in order to get to a mountain pass, which I made an MSPaint of. The last couple hundred feet before the pass, it was like a 45 or 50 degree slope on slick snow right down over the edge of the cliff. It was painstakingly slow going. Take one step, shift your weight, plant your ice axe, and repeat. If you take one mis-step where your footing isn't secure, you'd probably be dead unless you manage to catch yourself with the axe which is never guaranteed to work. I also got snow stuck in the big toe of my boot which gave me pretty nasty frostbite, my toenail and all the skin on my toe fell off. If it got much worse I might've lost the toe but luckily I just had to walk around like a gimp for couple of weeks before I could walk on it again. Here's the MSPaint BTW. 
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| Why do fireworks always get 5 cop cars? Anyways, my friends and I would throw firecrackers at cars or put them in the street and light them right before a car would come (at night so we could see the headlights coming around the corner). We did this every Friday night. One night, a cop car came and we threw a "grand finale" bag full of a bunch of firecrackers and it went off right under his car as he passed over. This caused 4 more cop cars to come and a fire truck. We had to hide in a ditch as 5 spotlights looked for us. This is just one time the cops came and we used to always get random people coming out of their cars and chasing us. We never got caught. | ||||
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been there. done that, too. back in high school. me and my little bro hooked up with our friend (the real life Eddie Haskell) and went mailbox bashing. must have ripped up about 50 or so. obviously, we left a trail right through the neighborhood. we get about a mile from our house and we see, across the street, the search light of a cop scanning between the houses. we take flight, jumping over fences (if you can picture my friend...looked a bit like drew carey). we all played sports in school, but my bro and i could kick his ass in a footrace, as well as outjump his fat ass, but he flew past us soooo fast, we had a hard time watching where he was going. we hole up under an evergreen tree, the only one in about four backyards (great place, not obv or anything), and see the cops (about 4) come tearing into the backyard with their flashlights being held all Charlie's Angels style. they were talking so much smack..."if we find these kids, we're taking them in"....blah blah blah. we could hear them rustling the leaves behind us. we could see them looking up in the 50 foot oak trees to the side of us. they looked everywhere but under that tree!! immediately after the cops leave, my friend says, "dude, i gotta pee sooooo bad. do you think its safe?" my bro and i say, "hell no. they're waiting for us. you gotta hold it, dumbass." he waits for 2-3 hours. about 4:30 am, we leave and take the backyards back home. the next week, we are famous. we are written up in a local newspaper. i didnt tell my mom the story for 8+ years. i still think the pigs saw us the whole time, and only wanted to scare us. they prolly didnt want to mess with all the paperwork. nobody's that dumb. it was literally the only hiding space with in 100 yards. story 2 is about 12 of us egging a car (white 1986 Dodge Omni) with football players on a double date trying to impress their LADIES!! may get to that one some other time. ps gabe can never give his stories justice. always paranoid about wpp. 
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nice story chop i'll keep mine short because heiniken makes me inpatient and i want to try out my nhl08 SOMETIME. Friends and me once stole a dozen or so For Sale signs and place then on random lawns. I was the one driving and i was scared as fuct because i had all these signs hanging out of my little red dodge neon. |
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I haven't read a single post in this thread, but I will tomorrow when I have more time... My random story: One night we're at a frat party, we're not really cool with the frat guys (we're baseball players) but we bring chicks over so they don't mind. My buddy starts stealing anything he can get his hands on from the frat. I think he got a few neon beer signs, some CD's, and other random little shit. He looks at me and says "George I'm going around the house and you're going to put this TV through the window." I'm drunk and I'm like fuck it so whatever, I say okay. When he gets to the window I pick up the TV but it won't fit, so I can't give it to him. About the time I'm trying to ram and jam this mother fucking TV through the window somebody comes around the corner and all hell breaks loose. This guy swings at me and misses, I throw him aside like he's nothing and run for the door......dude picks up an empty bottle and throws it at me, hitting me in the back and the bottle shatters.....by this time there are more dudes coming at me so I Superman my ass through their screen door onto the deck after I get punched a few times.........Once I'm on the front deck everyone is like WTF? because they don't know what's going on, I yell to some baseball guys "grab them" and they do and I escape. A few nights later I see the same dudes at the bar that were trying to get me and nothing was said.......and nothing ever happened after that. Respect teh GEORGE. |
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1: I vividly remember being 5 years old and riding around with my dad in his truck while he put down 6-packs of Budweiser. He would hand me the empty bottles to throw out the window at road signs. I think experiences like this have to do with why I don't drink. 2: I'd been dating a girl for about two and a half years when I was 20 and she told me she had been cheating on me but begged me not to leave her. The next time I was supposed to see her, I stuck it in a chick friend's ass raw then later in the day had my girlfriend give me head before I broke up with her. 3: I was helping an old friend of mine move to Charlotte, and the neighborhood he moved into is like 95% hispanic. There was a point where the only thing left on his the pick-up truck was his big ass TV. We come out to see two or three dozen hispanics sort of standing around the truck looking at the TV. My friend was then compelled to yell, "Hey! That ain't a fuckin' taco stand." |
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So, I'm sitting around the house drinking beer one Saturday afternoon and theres a pounding at the door. It's Phil the Punk Rocker. I let him in and share my beer. I like Phil the Punk Rocker because he wears this cool leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders, so he can slam anyone that messes with him. I also like him because he is a serious student of military history. He can discuss tactics from Zulus to D-Day. Very interesting punk rocker. So Phil and I get drunk and then this dude Brian shows up and knocks on my door. I don't know him but Phil does. So I let him in and give him a beer. The conversation drifts toward getting fucked up and it turns out Phil and Brian have smoked crack before. They know this girl named DeeDee down in the projects that can hook us up for a 40. Brian has a truck with a gemcab top thing on the back . I have about 80 on me so we go down and hook up with DeeDee and come back to the apartment. We proceed to get high. I have 40 left so we decide to make another run to go see DeeDee and get more fucked up. So we drive down to the projects, but DeeDee is nowhere to be found. So, we decide to deal with the general riffraff. Brian is driving, I am in the middle on the bench seat, and Phil the Punk Rocker is on the right in the passenger spot. We pull up and talk to this one dude. Standard protocol for selling crack is that the buyer gets to taste it. So we ask for a 40 and this dude gives Brian a rock. He tastes it and its bullshit. So he tries to hand it back to the dude and says "I don't want it". Dude spots the two $20s i have tucked under my leg so he says "Gimme my money!" Brian says "We don't want it". It goes back and forth for a while, then dude reaches in and makes a grab for the truck keys in the ignition. I am stunned and messed up so I don't do anything. Phil the Punk Rocker has the sense enough to mash dude's hand up against the ignition and dude pulls back without the keys. At this point, Brian starts up the truck, I dodge my knees out of the way while he shifts it into gear and we are the fuck out of there. I hear a pop/pop/pop and realize it is dude shooting at us. I duck down and we screech out. We get about 6 blocks away and realize we are driving on a flat. We feel far enough away to be safe enough to stop and check it out and find that dude shot out our front *right* tire while shooting at us from back left. Must have ricocheted off the ground and into the tire, under the truck, best we can figure. We change the tire and go back to the apartment and drink the rest of the beer, i save my last 40 for another day. |
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at first, i wanted to call bullshit because i cant believe anyone does/did this kind of shit, but i remeber a guy in college (my computer matched roommate..lol) who i watched smoke crack. the one thing they told me was, "the thing about crack is...once you start, you cant stop until you run out of money...you just want to do more and more and more. so, dont do it unless you're broke." i thought that was pretty dumb advice. i thought, "just dont do it at all, then." but whatever. i watched as they proceeded to blow through 120 bucks between 4 of them...10 at a time. Quote:
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here's one i'll cop from my "drew carey" friend that i just mentioned... remember the 80's hairstyle here?  now, picture it with bigger "earflaps." this was the hair my friend's girl wore. only super tight curly, even more hairspray. he is getting a bj one evening, and she says, "i dont like it in my mouth. tell me when you're gonna...ok?" he says, "sure thing." wink, wink. he starts getting his "Oh-face" on, and she senses something is about to come to a head. so, she pulls away just in time to catch it in the earflaps. and, in the front bangs. essentially, all mixed into the hairspray. funny image, right? well, her parents come home in the middle of all this. Drew Carey makes a dive for the living room window, and....... GETS STUCK. thats right. pants around the ankles, stuck in a window, parents walking through the door, and their daughter's spiderweb of a hairdo all covered in his love. needless to say, he got his ass kicked right through that window. not exactly Romeo and Juliet, but it still cracks me up. part deux. another night, my buddy, with the same girl, tells me, "hey, we'll be in the field by the school. if you happen to drive by, honk your horn. i'll yell back at you, ok?" i say, "fine." and i do. with my window down while driving by slowly. only to hear him yell... "WAZZZZZZUUPPP, chopper!!! THATS RIGHT, IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT!!!" and, if you knew my friend, or had one like him of your own, none of this would surprise you a bit. |
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HAY i remembered one guyz: It was in aruba and me and doggz waved down some car, i was so drunk at this point i thought it was a taxi but it turns out it was just random guys. So anyways i have zero money, but doggz says he'll cover the cab ride so np. However, right before we get to the hotel doggz says he has no money (even though he had like 500 dollars) and that we have to run from the cab. we got them to drop us off at the hotel next to ours so we could book it. So of course we jump out of the cab and book it, and i follow doggz over a fence that we both jump over. I kinda know where i am so i head for the beach running as fast as i can. After i had run for like 5 minutes and the coast was clear i chilled out on some beach cabana. I didn't know where doggz was but i figured we just split up so i go back to the hotel room. The next day i wake up passed out in the bathroom of our hotel room, and doggz thinks i'm dead cause i'm not in my bed. So i find out that the guys that drove us (not real taxi drivers) caught doggz, and mugged him and took more than a fair cab fare. |
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I think I've told one/some of these stories before - so I'll list some random ones and if you want a full story just ask: 1) I flew off a cliff on my bike in buttfuck Guatemala and it took me two days and one airlift until I finally got an emergency splenectomy. 2) My drunk roommate almost burned our suite down freshman year. 3) I went nutso after smoking pot laced with PCP. 4) I led a group of gringos on a hike up the tallest volcano in Central America and on the way down we met up with drunk locals with a shotgun who were making untoward advances at the girls in our group. 5) I got pickpocketed on a bus in Guatemala but got back on it and got my wallet and money back. |
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Here's my spleen story, I'll write about the gringos versus armed Guatemalans tomorrow: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=490597#490597 |
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Some things that have happened to me on holiday: 1) I got involved in a massive bar-brawl once in Tunisia..... I spent 2.5 hours running from the Tunisian police after that. Tunisian jail... scary thought. 2) Me and my mate had just arrived in Teneriffe and decided to go out and get wasted. Walking along the main strip these guys are trying to hand us leaflets about some strip club and one of the guys say "the girls do this" and proceeds to pretend to give my mate head (WTF????). Half hour later my mate realises he's lost his wallet with all of his cards and about 1,000EUR in it. I realise what had happened, sprinted back to where this guy was and sparked him out - next thing I know I'm surrounded by 5 guys with pocket knives so I just hit the one stood infront of me and got the fk outta there. So, I meet back up with my mate and tell him what happened, I see some cops so we go over to ask where the police station is because we need a crime number to make a claim on the travel insurance. The cops took one look at me and proceed to kick the crap outta me for absolutely no reason. Me + my mate ended up so drunk that night that as our taxi was getting back to the hotel my mate just opens the door and steps out whilst we're travelling at about 30-40mph, lands infront of another taxi that was just pulling up which causes it to swerve and crash into the front doors of the hotel. Crazy night. 3) Ended up drinking one night with the Bulgarian mafia just outside a ski resort (I have absolutey no idea how this happened). 4) (Bulgaria again) Got kicked out of a cab whilst stupidly drunk inbetween 2 ski resorts, it's like 4am and minus 13 degrees and in the mddle of the woods. I cant see sh1t so I just walk towards the sound of a dog I can hear barking in the hope that it was coming from one of the resorts. Somehow I ended up walking off the road and through the woods but I miraculously find my way back to the resort. I am abolutely freezing so I walk to the "24 hour bar" where I can get another beer and some hot soup. I couldnt quite understand why everyone was so shocked until I looked down and realised I was wearing nothing but my shoes. Again, I have no idea how this happened. |
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