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SinkRox
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11-12-2005, 08:21 AM
Post subject: Random crazy poker confessions
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Full House
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Trikflow77
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Once after a night of drinking I was dared to be lifted toward the ceiling and stick my erection into the ceiling fan. When this wasn't funny enough, someone decided it would be hilarious if I ate a cigarette out of my friend's ass. I did it. I chewed it. I swallowed it.
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Does this happen to everyone? Or is it just me?
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
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Once after a night of drinking I was dared to be lifted toward the ceiling and stick my erection into the ceiling fan. When this wasn't funny enough, someone decided it would be hilarious if I ate a cigarette out of my friend's ass. I did it. I chewed it. I swallowed it.
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Does this happen to everyone? Or is it just me? |
I guess if you're homosexual. Do you play strip poker with your cousins and have sex in your father's overcoat too?
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
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Once after a night of drinking I was dared to be lifted toward the ceiling and stick my erection into the ceiling fan. When this wasn't funny enough, someone decided it would be hilarious if I ate a cigarette out of my friend's ass. I did it. I chewed it. I swallowed it.
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Does this happen to everyone? Or is it just me? |
I guess if you're homosexual. Do you play strip poker with your cousins and have sex in your father's overcoat too? |
What if my friend was female and i ate the cigarette out of HER ass? Is that still homosexual?
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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You guys are both gay.
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Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by hydroseeds
You guys are both gay.
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which make you gay 2.
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
which make you gay 2.
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But I did.. and you.. but .. you were..
no!
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edudlive
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when i was a kid (around 12) me and 3 of my friends would camp out in one of our backyards and play strip poker, hump each other, suck each other off, have simulated anal sex and run around the backyard naked. We would dare each other to jack each other off too, two of the kids were brothers. I still think about this and it turns me on, sometimes i masturbate to the thought of fucking 2 of these (now grown) kids, but i don't know how to come on to them and relive the good ol' days. p.s. we're all ostensibly straight
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Oh my 
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(16:02:25) Fleece: u think ur liked now?
(16:02:31) Fleece: that u got real life friends
(16:02:48) Fleece: enjoy ur real life friends
(16:03:08) Fleece: ur e-friends dont wanna knwo about u anymore
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Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by edudlive
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when i was a kid (around 12) me and 3 of my friends would camp out in one of our backyards and play strip poker, hump each other, suck each other off, have simulated anal sex and run around the backyard naked. We would dare each other to jack each other off too, two of the kids were brothers. I still think about this and it turns me on, sometimes i masturbate to the thought of fucking 2 of these (now grown) kids, but i don't know how to come on to them and relive the good ol' days. p.s. we're all ostensibly straight
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OH YES?
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Seasider
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"And we called ourselves 'The Aristocrats'" lol
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ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by edudlive
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when i was a kid (around 12) me and 3 of my friends would camp out in one of our backyards and play strip poker, hump each other, suck each other off, have simulated anal sex and run around the backyard naked. We would dare each other to jack each other off too, two of the kids were brothers. I still think about this and it turns me on, sometimes i masturbate to the thought of fucking 2 of these (now grown) kids, but i don't know how to come on to them and relive the good ol' days. p.s. we're all ostensibly straight
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OH YES? |
BRB while I vomit up my breakfast
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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DoGGz
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525984248 me and my boy were at a frat party dancing with these two drunk girls. after a while we took them upstairs to be 'alone'. We went into this room and on the table there was a deck of cards so my boy suggested that we play a game of strip poker, which they were up for. I grinned to myself because I knew that he knew how to stack the deck. Anyways, it only took a couple of games for them to be down in their panties, and after the next hand was dealt we won again, and it was time for them to get naked. The first girl took of her thong no problem, but the other girl started to stall. After a barrage of coaxing and such we finally got her to take her panties off. I wish we never met her. She had a penis.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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YOu can drink away the ugly and fat but not the penis...
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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ProZachNation
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I have never double posted before but I did it twice today....
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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