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will641
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06-14-2008, 01:35 AM
Post subject: R. Kelly gets acquitted!
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http://cbs2chicago.com/local/r.kelly....2.746826.html
i just cant help but laugh. i dont really care one way or the other. from the sound of it, it was a legit trial and no star treatment. there have been sooooooo many jokes at the expense of r. kelly, i almost feel bad for the guy.
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...

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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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ive heard r kellys coming out of the closet...
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The headline for this story on fark.com:
R. Kelly found not guilty. Prosecution pissed
btw, for those who don't know fark, check it out. Great site.
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Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
ive heard r kellys trapped in the closet...
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fyp.
has anyone ever watched those videos? they are f'ing hilarious.
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The plaintiff must have been pissed
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
The plaintiff must have been pissed
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lol
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Almost forgot the remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-I-OnDqpI
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Also the Boondock's version of the R. Kelly trial, which is goddamn hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ibYLmDRzFc
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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is this about statutory rape?
yea he should get off as should pretty much everybody who commits this 'crime'
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ill be very disappointed if, the next time i check the porn film titles thread, there is no reference to r kelly....
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This is the remix edition
Of a song about pissin
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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