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Old 06-14-2008, 01:35 AM     Post subject: R. Kelly gets acquitted! #1 (permalink)  
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http://cbs2chicago.com/local/r.kelly....2.746826.html

i just cant help but laugh. i dont really care one way or the other. from the sound of it, it was a legit trial and no star treatment. there have been sooooooo many jokes at the expense of r. kelly, i almost feel bad for the guy.
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:39 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:54 AM #4 (permalink)  
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ive heard r kellys coming out of the closet...
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The headline for this story on fark.com:
R. Kelly found not guilty. Prosecution pissed

btw, for those who don't know fark, check it out. Great site.
 
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ive heard r kellys trapped in the closet...
fyp.

has anyone ever watched those videos? they are f'ing hilarious.
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:47 AM #7 (permalink)  
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The plaintiff must have been pissed
 
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Old 06-14-2008, 05:19 AM #8 (permalink)  
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The plaintiff must have been pissed

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Old 06-14-2008, 12:24 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Almost forgot the remix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-I-OnDqpI
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Also the Boondock's version of the R. Kelly trial, which is goddamn hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ibYLmDRzFc
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is this about statutory rape?

yea he should get off as should pretty much everybody who commits this 'crime'
 
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ill be very disappointed if, the next time i check the porn film titles thread, there is no reference to r kelly....
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This is the remix edition
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