"***The Official Gummi Candy Thread***"

[BennyLaRue]

oh shit swedish fish are the ONLY good gummi candy

That is patently false. Here's just some of the list of the things that make you wrong and therefore untrustworthy:

- Gummi cola bottles
- Gummi cherry cola bottles
- Gummi sour cola bottles
- Gummi sour cherry cola bottles
- Gummi cream soda bottles
- Gummi sour cream soda bottles
- Gummi grape soda bottles
- Gummi sour grape soda bottles

See, I haven't even gotten out of the bottle genre and you're wrong 8 times. This is probably also why you can't soulread in WW...gummi candy is clearly a performance enhancer.

[Monty3038]

Gummi Worms! Gummy Bears! damn... now I need to go to the bulk food store.

[BennyLaRue]

Gummi Worms! Gummy Bears!

Yes, those are also gummi candies.

[philly and the phanatics]

do brite crawlers count?

[wufwugy]

Can't say I've ever had a gummi cola bottle.

Sour Patch Kids: Great at first until they make you wish you'd jumped into a cage with a horny baboon instead

Gummi Bears: there was once a rumor that these abominations were made in a shoe leather factory, but the truth is that shoe leather is made in a gummi bear factory

Gummi Worms: excellent method of training your jaw to withstand the tension of handing out numerous blow jobs

Jujubees: this is not a fucking food

[BennyLaRue]

do brite crawlers count?

The decision tree is as follows:

Are they gummi?
YES NO--------------NOT GUMMI CANDY!!!
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Are they candy?
YES NO--------------NOT GUMMI CANDY!!!
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THEY'RE GUMMI CANDY!!!

[BennyLaRue]

Can't say I've ever had a gummi cola bottle.

DAMN, WHAT KIND OF CHILDHOOD DID YOU HAVE?!!? Your parents are worse than those of the Botox kid.

Sour Patch Kids: Great at first until they make you wish you'd jumped into a cage with a horny baboon instead.

At what point is this? I suspect you're defaulting to horny baboon quickly and intentionally.

[kiwiMark]

I'm eating gummi sour cola spaghetti straps right now and loving it!

[bikes]

most anything by troli
as well as sweet tart gummy animals usually distributed around easter.

[lolzzz_321]

Where are all the sour patch parents?

[drmcboy]

whole foods has amazing gum drops.

[BennyLaRue]

I'm eating gummi sour cola spaghetti straps right now and loving it!

Lovin life with a great candy!!! Nice to see!!!

Don't ever let anybody tell you you're not cool, because you is!!! Have a great day!!!

[BennyLaRue]

whole foods has amazing gum drops.

I got a bag of chips with some crumbs in it from Whole Foods. Took em back.

[BennyLaRue]

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Workin in the peppermint mines for the evil Dr. Hershey. I seen it.

[oskar]

You are all wrong.

Gummi frogs by a mile.

[BennyLaRue]

You are all wrong.

Gummi frogs by a mile.

Hey, no one said best so how can we be wrong? Take your declaration and stuff it (in your mouth...yum...yummy frogs).

[a500lbgorilla]

[BennyLaRue]

Those worms have a very profound and circumcised-looking head.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm pioneering this process whereby I don't give a shit what my candy looks like. Om nom nom.

[philly and the phanatics]

thanks benny....flow charts help a lot.


the gummi dolphins are skr8....what about like Ripz...is that gummy? skittles definitely arent are they?....what about nerds ropes...the rope is gummy but the nerds arent.

[fjuanl]

[philly and the phanatics]

mmmm peach-o's good call

[BennyLaRue]

I'm pioneering this process whereby I don't give a shit what my candy looks like. Om nom nom.

[BennyLaRue]

what about like Ripz...is that gummy? skittles definitely arent are they?....what about nerds ropes...the rope is gummy but the nerds arent.

I gave you the decision tree. Don't make me do the work usin it.

[supa]

Sour fucking gummi worms are fucking yummy.

Oh, I was gonna tell kiwi that he is indeed not cool but then I saw that benny said he is, so he must be.

[WillburForce]

I think this is the one time where us Englanders have the upper hand by calling something by its name that makes sense.

Sweets. Not Candies. Sweets.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gummi bears.

[BennyLaRue]

I think this is the one time where us Englanders have the upper hand by calling something by its name that makes sense.

Sweets. Not Candies. Sweets.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gummi bears.

STOP USING ADJECTIVES AS NOUNS. YOU'RE NOT GOD.

[WillburForce]

STOP THE SHOUTING and I might.

[BennyLaRue]

NO, YOU JUST SHOULD. YOU DON'T CALL A SWEATER A "WARM" OR A CAR A "FAST" ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY WOULD CALL YOUR LADY FRIEND "UGLY".

Specifically talking about Gummi Bears now, pineapple is the best.

[WillburForce]

Actually Mr Benny I just got in from a ride in my fast. I lent my ugly my warm because she was cold. So there.

mmmmmmmmmm pineapple Gummi Bear.

[philly and the phanatics]

it's the gummy part im having trouble with

[supa]

it's the gummy part im having trouble with

Therein lies your problem.

[wufwugy]

not even epic moo stash man can save it

[BennyLaRue]

Now you're wrong 9 times. You get any more wrong, you'll be Philly.

[philly and the phanatics]

Benny stop picking on meeeee

[Donachello]

nomnom pineapple bears.

Gummy sharks are super good too.

[BennyLaRue]

Benny stop picking on meeeee

Done.

Now I'll pick on....baudib. What kind of name is that? Sounds terroristy.

[flomo]

I love gummy candy!

White grapefruit
Pink grapefruit

Anything bottle!!!!!

[Galapogos]

How has this thread gotten this far without any mention of blue whales? That was like a Saturday morning staple after hockey.

[fulksy]

How has this thread gotten this far without any mention of blue whales? That was like a Saturday morning staple after hockey.

blue whales are kinda borderline gummy IMO, like the classic dinosours, or sour soothers. not overly "gummy"

[mbiz]

these ones are epic winny

[KoRnholio]

Sour Patch Kids: Great at first until they make you wish you'd jumped into a cage with a horny baboon instead

When you reach the point of "damn these are good... there's still 1/3 of the bag left, but my mouth is almost bleeding", you just have to man up and finish it off.

Cherry blasters are also epic win. I'd say better taste than sour patch kids, but not quite the same harshness on your mouth.

[BennyLaRue]

blue whales are kinda borderline gummy IMO, like the classic dinosours, or sour soothers. not overly "gummy"

Nah, dude, they're gummi. Translucent chewiness means gummi.

Cherry Blasters are nice business. But Sour Grapefruit segments are probably my fave out of the faux-fruit genre.

[BennyLaRue]

You guys that are ragging on Sour Patch Kids (SPK to those in the know), are you eating them in complementary ways and with complementary things? For example, eating red and green together...not good unless you're in a particular mood. Green and yellow is fine. Eating SPK alongside toast...not good. After brushing your teeth...not good.

[swiggidy]

There was a Mr. Bulky's Foods in Akron that had an entire isle with bulk gummies that you could mix and match.

I always assumed this store was nationwide because it was so awesome. The logo was some chubby guy with a handlebar mustache, and one day there was a guy in the store who looked just like the logo. I was more excited than if it had been Santa Clause. After I moved to another city and tried to explain Mr Bulky people looked at me like I was insane and it dawned on me there were only two stores, but also that Mr Bulky was real.

[BennyLaRue]

I'd like to meet this Mr. Bulky. He sounds like the kind of guy I would want to network with.

[Monty3038]

There was a Mr. Bulky's Foods in Akron that had an entire isle with bulk gummies that you could mix and match.

I always assumed this store was nationwide because it was so awesome. The logo was some chubby guy with a handlebar mustache, and one day there was a guy in the store who looked just like the logo. I was more excited than if it had been Santa Clause. After I moved to another city and tried to explain Mr Bulky people looked at me like I was insane and it dawned on me there were only two stores, but also that Mr Bulky was real.

This indicates you live very close to me.

There are still at least 4 Mr. Bulky's that I know about around town. I love going in there.

[Monty3038]

these ones are epic winny

I tend to find these only in old, expired bags or something, as I find these are often stiff and stale.

[Monty3038]

So... how many here have had a 'gummer' from a GILF?

(Just to lower the thread further)

[supa]

You guys that are ragging on Sour Patch Kids (SPK to those in the know), are you eating them in complementary ways and with complementary things? For example, eating red and green together...not good unless you're in a particular mood. Green and yellow is fine. Eating SPK alongside toast...not good. After brushing your teeth...not good.

Yeah, but which go better with red wine? How bout whiskey?

[supa]

So... how many here have had a 'gummer' from a GMILF?

(Just to lower the thread further)

fyp

YouTube - ‪Metalocalypse - Skwisgaar Skwigelfs GMILF‬‏

[BennyLaRue]

Yeah, but which go better with red wine? How bout whiskey?

Vibrant red wines - orange
Muted red wines - red
Whiskey - yellow
Rum - green, ldo
Beer - any non-red

I encourage everyone to try these pairings this evening.

[wufwugy]

lol at u children who like candy. I can maybe do a reeses or two or a small slice of cheesecake on seldom occasion, but other than that, greasy protein is what adults like

[BennyLaRue]

lol at u children who like candy. I can maybe do a reeses or two or a small slice of cheesecake on seldom occasion, but other than that, greasy protein is what adults like

Get your cheesecake out ma thread.

[wufwugy]

Don't like the way your thighs look today, Benny?

[BennyLaRue]

Don't like the way your thighs look today, Benny?

You can't pick on my thighs. They're the best part of me. Men want them and women want to touch them.

[BennyLaRue]

Not normally into fuzzy peaches but these are damn fresh.

[bikes]

Troli Brite Crawlers
Sweet Tart Gummi Bunnies



best 2 gummi candies on this earth

[bigred]

I do not recall this thread but I am very interested...and hungry.

[BennyLaRue]

I do not recall this thread but I am very interested...and hungry.

Might have happened when you were in Grease.

[Roid_Rage]

Sad to say it, but its a rare day that im in the mood for a gummi candy. More of a chocalate fattie.