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07-17-2007, 03:05 AM
Post subject: QUESTION FOR COURTIE\OTHER ASIAN GIRLS\OTHER GIRLS
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If you owed a guy $7945 and he offered to clear your debt if you slept with him once, would you?
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God I would think 8k would be grossly overpaying for it.
I would assume to wipe out an 8k debt she would need to bring herself and 2 friends every Sunday for 3 months. Yep, that'd be worth 8k.
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dukesoccer, nice reference
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i'd hit it?
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If any girl says yes, who is willing to loan them money?
Who would trade $7945 for sex?
If you go to Japan, you can have sex with an Asian girl for the cost of two Japanese lessons from some guy on the street.
If you go to Thailand, it only costs a nickel.
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"$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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if you owed triptanes $400 and he offered to cancel it if you sent in a bunch of fake emails to him.....would you do it?
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I'd do it
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I'd do it
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desperate are you?
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if you owed triptanes $400 and he offered to cancel it if you sent in a bunch of fake emails to him.....would you do it?
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what if your chances of collecting more than 1/4th of this money back was like 50/50?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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it's funny how every single question in life is inevitably answered with an EV calculation
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Do I get to use protection? Does he have any STDs? Is there a time minimum or can we just fuck and be done? Standard intercourse or do I have to do other shit like anal? Is the guy attractive at all? What's our history? Why the hell do I owe hin $8k???
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Protection... What, like a stick, or pepper spray?
And if it costs him 8G's to have sex with someone, he probably does have STD's, is ugly, won't know what anal is, and won't last long enough to meet his own time minimum.
{That sounds strangely like a singles add I put out once} 
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"$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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do I have to do other shit like anal??
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Greatest thread ever?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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do I have to do other shit like anal??
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Greatest thread ever? |
I see someone putting this in there sig? 
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Just pretend it's me. You owe me money because I paid to get your BMW fixed!!!!
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What's the best part about having sex with a Japanese guy?
You can flip him over and he looks like a Japanese girl.
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Do I get to use protection? Does he have any STDs? Is there a time minimum or can we just fuck and be done? Standard intercourse or do I have to do other shit like anal? Is the guy attractive at all? What's our history? Why the hell do I owe hin $8k???
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This post was soooo -EV till I got to this post.
You want to put qualifications on $8K sex?
"other shit like anal" - Best pun of the year, century, millineum.
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Dude, for 8k I'd want waaaay more than sex with this girl once.
I'd better have the option of like twice a day for the next six months, if not a year. OR...Her and one of her hot friends once a day for the next 4 months. GOODNESS GRACIOUS...Yeah...that'd be worth about $8k.
And lol at courtie considering this.
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Courtie, lets have sex
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Do I get to use protection? Does he have any STDs? Is there a time minimum or can we just fuck and be done? Standard intercourse or do I have to do other shit like anal? Is the guy attractive at all? What's our history? Why the hell do I owe hin $8k???
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This is pretty much the only sane answer for someone who money means anything. 1 night of straight-up sex with a healthy, fairly well behaved person for 8k is easy money.
The other slightly less sane answer is a flat no for religous/moral/whatever reasons.
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I'd better have the option of like twice a day for the next six months, if not a year. OR...Her and one of her hot friends once a day for the next 4 months. GOODNESS GRACIOUS...Yeah...that'd be worth about $8k.
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Not at market price. Fuckbuddy for a month or two would be a more reasonable arrangement.
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You want to put qualifications on $8K sex?
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Wouldn't you want to set clear terms for any 8k buisness deal?
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courtie, may I get a discount?
Protection: Yes
STDs: No
Time minimum: 1 hour
Anal: No. Unless you want to.
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LoL
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Can you say Viagra?
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Can you say Viagra? |
Oh, come on. I'm not that old.
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probably just counting the 55 minutes of warm-up in that hour anyway 
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Time minimum: 1 hour
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LoL |
Can you say Viagra? |
Oh, come on. I'm not that old. |
shit im like 20 years younger than old man xianti but 1 hour is an enternity
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take some opitates like 12 hours before, you'll be a tad soft but be able to go forever
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take some opitates like 12 hours before, you'll be a tad soft but be able to go forever
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-EV.
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take some opitates like 12 hours before, you'll be a tad soft but be able to go forever
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chinese broads be sellin they babies for the ope.
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Can you say Viagra? |
Oh, come on. I'm not that old. |
shit im like 20 years younger than old man xianti but 1 hour is an enternity |
um. A "xianti" commonly refers to a cocktail of MDMA, Viagra, Spanish Fly (a powerful aphrodisiac), Nitrous and most importantly Ketamine.
The Ket allows him to go for hours due to the intense time-dilation and the Nitrous helps convince him he's banging a solid 7.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Time minimum: 1 hour
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LoL |
Can you say Viagra? |
Oh, come on. I'm not that old. |
shit im like 20 years younger than old man xianti but 1 hour is an enternity |
counting even the barest of foreplay, it's REALLY not that long. Come on now, boys. Have some pride.
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LoL |
Can you say Viagra? |
Oh, come on. I'm not that old. |
shit im like 20 years younger than old man xianti but 1 hour is an enternity |
counting even the barest of foreplay, it's REALLY not that long. Come on now, boys. Have some pride. |
No way, the barest of foreplay and a quick whosyourdaddy could take like 10~15 minutes. Even really laying it on, an hour is a bit much without some help.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Fnord
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No way, the barest of foreplay and a quick whosyourdaddy could take like 10~15 minutes. Even really laying it on, an hour is a bit much without some help.
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An hour is about right for a 2 rounder. Assuming you can muster up a second barrel.
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An hour is about right for a 2 rounder. Assuming you can muster up a second barrel.
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Standard.
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Fnord
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An hour is about right for a 2 rounder. Assuming you can muster up a second barrel.
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Standard. |
Don't you usually check/fold after firing the first round?
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An hour is about right for a 2 rounder. Assuming you can muster up a second barrel.
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Standard. |
Don't you usually check/fold after firing the first round? |
I'm only a lawnchair at the poker table, not in bed.
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what does it mean to be a lawnchair
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not tryin to be that guy but yah 1 hour isnt that long, sometimes more sometimes less. Always seems to last 3 hours when you have to wake up early the next morning, variance?
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oh, btw...
8k sex yo?
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My 10 minutes just don't compare, damn
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avg time, including foreplay, prolly 15-20 mins. have done it 3 times in an hour, but never just once in that long of a time frame.
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An hour is about right for a 2 rounder. Assuming you can muster up a second barrel.
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Standard. |
Don't you usually check/fold after firing the first round? |
haaaaa
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what does it mean to be a lawnchair
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Xianti = Lawn Chair
Just apply a little pressure and he folds...
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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what does it mean to be a lawnchair
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Xianti = Lawn Chair
Just apply a little pressure and he folds... |
haha i like it
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