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Old 07-30-2006, 07:12 AM     Post subject: pwnd?? #1 (permalink)  
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i'm slightly intoxicated and just jacking around playing some hearts on MSN.............

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badandy4712 enters.
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DanDuf3 enters.
DanDuf3> asl
badandy4712> 14/f/usa
DanDuf3> hey
DanDuf3> im 1%#@
badandy4712> u?
DanDuf3> r u hott
badandy4712> i dunno
badandy4712> i'm 5'4, blonde
DanDuf3> cool
DanDuf3> im 6'2 brown hair blue eyes
badandy4712> nice
badandy4712> where you from?
DanDuf3> cali
badandy4712> where at?
badandy4712> i'm in san jose
DanDuf3> LA
badandy4712> oh, cool
badandy4712> i've never been down there
DanDuf3> its tight
badandy4712> sweet
DanDuf3> so r u $!%#@
badandy4712> maybe i can come down sometime
DanDuf3> wanna have @$!%#@$!%
badandy4712> ??
badandy4712> have what?
DanDuf3> #@$ by chating
badandy4712> what do you mean?
DanDuf3> i mean like describing !%# and masturbating
DanDuf3> to each other
badandy4712> you fuc
badandy4712> king douche bag
badandy4712> i'm a 30 yr old guy
badandy4712> get a life
badandy4712> loser
badandy4712> go find a real 14 yr old and go to jail
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badandy4712> lmao
badandy4712>
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Old 07-30-2006, 07:26 AM #2 (permalink)  
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You should have ran with it, then contacted the 5-0
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Old 07-30-2006, 04:55 PM #3 (permalink)  
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This should go on your resume to get into the force.
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Old 07-30-2006, 04:58 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 07-30-2006, 05:35 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 07-30-2006, 06:16 PM #6 (permalink)  
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