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spoonitnow
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06-12-2008, 12:35 AM
Post subject: PSA: If you see me at 50nl...
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Straight Flush
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... it's not because I'm broke.
Just thought I'd go ahead and cut the questions/rumors off before they got started. I've been running the worst I've ever ran over the past 2 weeks or so and I'm going to grind some 50nl and 50pl until I get my head back on straight.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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"omg did you hear spoon plays 50nl now?!?! omg omg omg i'm a fag"
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Stacks
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50k at 50nl this month prop?
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wufwugy
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spoons busto like his pa
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pankfish
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OMG, I'm running bad too. Maybe everyone is losing on the internets.
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<Staxalax> I want everyone to put my quote in their sigs
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Stacks
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Originally Posted by pankfish
OMG, I'm running bad too. Maybe everyone is losing on the internets.
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riggaments!!!
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vaks
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Flush
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ive ran bad the past uhh day also...
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
"omg did you hear spoon plays 50nl now?!?! omg omg omg i'm a fag"
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will641
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i heard you are having br troubles.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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PapalRage
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Flush
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have you ever heard of br management? do a search if you havent.
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ndultimate.
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Galapogos
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Did you run bad enough that you're only rolled for 50NL now?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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d0zer
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This thread is turning out to be quality...
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BankItDrew
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i don't believe in karma, but if it existed, looks like karma is raping spoon for his other community threads.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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GatorJH
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This may help you out spoon - http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ls-t67185.html
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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will641
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spoon, is 20 bi enough for being rolled at 50nl?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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flomo
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good luck spoon.
roll it up!
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Flush
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Better link imo: http://www.flopturnriver.com/blogs/b...unning-bad-680
Jk, gl spoon.
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XTR1000
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Originally Posted by will641
spoon, is >200 bi enough for being rolled at 50nl?
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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gl spoon, hope you get to take another shot at 100NL soon.
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Da GOAT
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so funny
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
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Originally Posted by will641
spoon, is >200 bi enough for being rolled at 50nl?
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This is closer to the truth.
I didn't expect such quality responses, you guys are [sincerely] great.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Have a nap?
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allabout
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Flush
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Hey Dozer, hows bout spreading some of that heater mojo around to the rest of us who have been running like dog shit!! I feel for ya spoon, gl, see you at 50nl for a while.
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d0zer
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*opens trenchcoat, radiating heater mojo onto all onlookers*
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Originally Posted by d0zer
*opens trenchcoat, radiating heater mojo onto all onlookers*
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"It's Beautiful!"
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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spoonitnow
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Okay so there's been at least one person going around telling people that I'm having bankroll trouble so I'd like to clear this shit up real quick-like.
With 100nl + bonuses + two 5400 fpp sats I played, I'm down about $60 this month.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Run better Spoon!
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Just playing to improve.
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wufwugy
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Okay so there's been at least one person going around telling people that I'm having bankroll trouble so I'd like to clear this shit up real quick-like.
With 100nl + bonuses + two 5400 fpp sats I played, I'm down about $60 this month.
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graph it or busto
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Warpe
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I hear spoon's doublewide has been repossessed. degenbilly, imo.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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lol who cares what people think
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wufwugy
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i think i may hafta join spoon. at least it should be kinda easy
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Okay so there's been at least one person going around telling people that I'm having bankroll trouble so I'd like to clear this shit up real quick-like.
With 100nl + bonuses + two 5400 fpp sats I played, I'm down about $60 this month.
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Shitty, that's over a buy-in for you.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Warpe
I hear spoon's doublewide has been repossessed. degenbilly, imo.
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I just now saw this haha n1.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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bode
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so can we get a trip report on how you went busto?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Originally Posted by bode
so can we get a trip report on how you went busto?
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0 for 6 at AA v KK seeing a flop, 0 for 1 set over set on flop, 9 for 16 set vs overpair on the flop could have had something to do with it.
Sorry I don't have anything better atm.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
lol who cares what people think
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Spoon does, hence this post :P
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bode
so can we get a trip report on how you went busto?
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0 for 6 at AA v KK seeing a flop, 0 for 1 set over set on flop, 9 for 16 set vs overpair on the flop could have had something to do with it.
Sorry I don't have anything better atm.
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how much with runners in scoring position?
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Okay so there's been at least one person going around telling people
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tell him/her to GAL and then to DIAGF
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...

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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
lol who cares what people think
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Spoon does, hence this post :P
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I'm sure my actions in this forum show that I really, really, really care what people think.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Guys, rumor has it spoon is busto! Discuss.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Guys, rumor has it spoon is busto! Discuss.
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dude, that's what i heard at the water cooler this morning
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kmind
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I'll stake you
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