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Old 09-22-2008, 06:09 PM     Post subject: PSA: How to tell the driver in front of you is a retard. #1 (permalink)  
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They're driving:
- a minivan.
- a pre-1990 Cadillac/Lincoln/Oldsmobile.
- any white full-sized American made sedan with gold trim.
- any pimped out Honda.

On the rear window ledge, they have:
- a Kleenex box.
- a Kleenex box in hand-crocheted cover.
- a folded up Afghan blanket
- a stuffed animal collection.
- a ballcap collection.
- any kind of collection.

Dangling from their rear view, you can see:
- a dream catcher.
- a stuffed animal.
- a rosary.
- anything.

Over the back of the driver's seat you can see:
- nothing, because they're too short.
- an old lady.
- an old guy in a hat.

They have more than one bumpersticker or a bumpersticker that says:
- 'We visited (insert name of tourist trap).'
- 'We drove (Alaska Highway, Route 66, etc.).'
- 'We climbed (Pike's Peak).'
- 'My other car is a...'
- 'I'd rather be...'
- 'McCain-Palin '08

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Old 09-22-2008, 06:11 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:39 PM     Post subject: Re: PSA: How to tell the driver in front of you is a retard. #3 (permalink)  
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Over the back of the driver's seat you can see:
- nothing, because they're too short.
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what about pimped out Chevy's?
& butterfly doors?
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:18 PM     Post subject: Re: PSA: How to tell the driver in front of you is a retard. #10 (permalink)  
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Dangling from their rear view, you can see:
- a dream catcher.
- a stuffed animal.
- a rosary.
- anything.
wait I'm not retarded and I have a air freshener on my rear view because I left an open milk bottle in my back seat in my car all day with just a little bit of milk in the bottom...
dammit, I am retarded-- post retracted
 
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10 out of 10 insurance companies disagree! :P
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i'd like to see some age data.

wouldnt be surprised if teenage boys have the most accidents.

also, what you must keep in mind is that women get far far far far far far far fewer tickets than men because cops let the bitches off the hook like it's their religion, and insurance companies get so much of their information solely from traffic citations.
 
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- an old guy in a hat.
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aint that about a motherfucker
 
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i'd like to see some age data.

wouldnt be surprised if teenage boys have the most accidents.

also, what you must keep in mind is that women get far far far far far far far fewer tickets than men because cops let the bitches off the hook like it's their religion, and insurance companies get so much of their information solely from traffic citations.
Insurance companies base their rates on how much they have to pay out on average to that category of driver. EV!

Which is why males under the age of 25 pay more than any other category of driver. It's no surprise really. Males have a much higher tolerance for risk (thanks to testosterone), so they (we) engage in much riskier behavior than our female counterparts.

We're not worse drivers, we just take bigger risks and get in more accidents is all
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 I have a friend with huge breasts and big blue eyes who has been in 4 fender benders and received zero citations.

Def a combination of men being aggressive/manly/tough, whatever, and women getting off (in a non-sexual way)
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