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Old 04-19-2008, 02:32 PM     Post subject: a pretty good AIDs joke #1 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-19-2008, 04:24 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Cyanide & Happiness comics come up with some good stuff sometime! The one you posted was fun Here are some more I grabbed of the website





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Old 04-19-2008, 04:35 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2008, 06:46 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-19-2008, 06:54 PM #5 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
 
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Old 04-19-2008, 07:43 PM #6 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
I wonder if Brandi died of AIDS.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-19-2008, 08:12 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I wear hearing aids and a friend of mine showed me this. Made me smile.
 
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
Anything can be funny
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3av_qRR_DWc
 
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:42 AM #9 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
am i being lvled or does someone need to lighten up? anything is fair game for a good joke!

nice threadstart, spoon. I DEMAND MORE!!
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:18 AM #10 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
If Boost can take a black joke, surely you can take an AIDS joke,I would think being black is far more permanent and terminal than AIDS
 
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:57 AM #11 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
If Boost can take a black joke, surely you can take an AIDS joke,I would think being black is far more permanent and terminal than AIDS
I lol'd pretty fucking hard at this.

So did my girlfriend.

Btw nice sig coughcoughcough.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-20-2008, 03:52 AM #12 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
I wonder if Brandi died of AIDS.
I'm HIV positive she did not die from aids.
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 04-20-2008, 04:05 AM #13 (permalink)  
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES

AIDS IS NOT FUNNY
I wonder if Brandi died of AIDS.
I'm HIV positive she did not die from aids.
Hahahaha.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:52 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:58 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 04-20-2008, 03:10 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 04-21-2008, 09:29 PM #17 (permalink)  
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some of us have been accused of being indifferent and retarded assholes about brandi's death; i just used this time to show how entirely arbitrary that rationale is
 
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Old 04-21-2008, 10:56 PM #18 (permalink)  
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