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spoonitnow
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09-22-2009, 06:24 PM
Post subject: This is pretty funny
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Straight Flush
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I've been helping this "schya" guy from ftr/irc with poker right, then I message him on AIM and it's his gf at the computer, we say hi how are you etc and then this happens:
Schya (AIM): so do you think he is going to get good at poker?/
spoonitnow: idk but i hear frequent oral sex helps to speed up the process of learning so you might want to try that
Just felt like sharing.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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Full House
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haha, well played.
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flomo
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Full House
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NH!
glad this wasn't some racial thing your dad did this time
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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do this to my gf and ill ship you stars $.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
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Do this to m2m's girlfriend for me and I'll ship stars $.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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do this to bigred and 'rilla will ship you stars $.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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do this to bigred and rilla and m2m then pogos and stackx will ship u nudes
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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do this to wufwugy and he will post a 2 page thesis on why it doesn't actually affect your poker game.
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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do not let our women get a hold of this thesis.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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do not let m2m's woman get a hold of this thesis.. Or all of our sex lives will suffer.
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can someone help me get good at poker I think I'm getting worse
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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Originally Posted by iopq
can someone help me get good at poker I think I'm getting worse
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stax is good at helping with this
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
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Originally Posted by iopq
can someone help me get good at poker I think I'm getting worse
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stax is good at helping with this |
At getting worse??!?! BAZZZING
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