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Reidak
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10-13-2008, 09:29 PM
Post subject: Post-Thanksgiving pain
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Flush
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Us Canadians just celebrated Thanksgiving this past weekend. We really just can't wait as long as you Americans can.
Anyways, the past 3 days I have eaten a shitload of shit. I had 3 Thanksgiving dinner, drank alot of beer and soda (I usually don't, but it just happened to be readily available), shitloads of pie and other sugary, fatty shit.
I feel like garbage. I have sworn off eating. In the past few hours I have drank about.. 3/4 gallon of water in an attempt to flush my system of this crap. Mentally I feel fatigued. This must be how fat people live.
Help me feel better. I think around 6 im going to sit on the can for 20 miuntes, reading mens health and contemplating life.. I do my best thinking on the shitter.
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Galapogos
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Taking a huge dump will fix what ails ya.
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Taking a huge dump will fix what ails ya.
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Flush
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I just had one.. I feel like I released 20% and 80% more will come.
need..more.. water....
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hey guys, thanksgiving isn't until november 27th
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have you tried shaving your balls?
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You mean pre-thanksgiving right? It's not for another month.
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Ate so much and the evening ran so late we stayed the night in Lindsay. Just got home about an hour ago. Between dinner, breakfast, turkey sandwiches and all the junk I am completely done. Not eating anything in the crap category till Xmas starts. Meat and veggies for me.
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Canadians have nothing to be thankful for---they are Canadian.
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
Canadians have nothing to be thankful for---they are Canadian.
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We're thankful WildBob doesn't live here.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Im just now starting to not feel sick. 
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