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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
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Debate: Highschool/Collegiate National Champion
Chior: All State Chior, Collegiate National choral selection.
Football: I hold records for longest interception return in both middle school and high school. I was playing DB just because I wanted to do something different, I was an OL starter.
IQ of 155
Poker is the only thing that I have ever done that I haven't risen to the top 1/2 of 1% of the nation in a meteoric rise. Mostly because I didn't have to try to learn how to do it, it just seemed to come naturally. It drives me nuts that I have to work at this goofy game.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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gonefishin420
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: ST. Louis
Posts: 8
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by gonefishin420
something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me
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How old are you though? This may or may not be impressive/disgusting. |
i am 25 she is 40
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Deanglow
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: lol
Posts: 2,443
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When I was 16 I had an internship with a state senator. I submitted a very very liberal bill to be drafted about giving vouchers to poor kids for discounts on computers and shit like that. It passed 2 years later but has no funding
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sil693
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 609
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i attended weight training sessions once/week at the age of 8.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
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I was the Mayor of Mitchell, Ontario. For 3 years during my early thirties.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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gabe
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
Posts: 7,964
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my ringtone is metrostation - shake it
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Silly String
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: KC, MO
Posts: 1,434
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I was the Mayor of Mitchell, Ontario. For 3 years during my early thirties.
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"You ain't gots to lie, Craig, you ain't got to lie. "
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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kmind
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Not Giving In
Posts: 4,240
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I was born 23 years ago on this day.
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BoondockSaint
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,844
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My friend puked in a cup, I took it, gave it to another friend and said try this, he did, i've felt bad about it ever since it happened like 5 or 6 years ago. He has forgiven me since we have both done stupid shit to each other drunk, but I still feel bad.
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Boondock the Bot-Slayer
-'rilla
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Once in middle school, I threw a dodgeball at a friend's nuts and nailed him. He chased me around the park until I ran behind this large, ugly girl in our class and screamed "You'll never see me now!" I spent the following two days in the principal's office.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by kmind
I was born 23 years ago on this day.
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I knew that because the calendar at the top said that
happy birthday lol
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
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One day I was snowmobiling with a few friends on the East side of the Colorado Rockies. We started having races from top to bottom and one of my friends started an avalanche. The other three of us were out of the way but we had to dig up the cause of it all. He was fine but really scared.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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I only weighed 70 lbs when I started highschool. I now weigh 96 lbs.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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dranger7070
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Wake up in the mornin feelin' like P. Diddy
Posts: 2,524
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I'm 6'3" and weighed (weigh) 185 in high school(tall, scrawny fucker) and started at right guard my junior and senior year and received all conference awards and a Division 5 (small school ldo) honorable mention for the state. Not bad considering I was the tallest/skinniest linemen in the conference and probably benched the least (225 my senior year).
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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i hate playing sports.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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Originally Posted by Chelle
i hate playing sports.
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and you love cats?
sigh
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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dranger7070
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Wake up in the mornin feelin' like P. Diddy
Posts: 2,524
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It's cuz she's so lightweight imo. The skinnier a chick is (from what I've seen) the less inclined they are to play sports. I mean, makes sense, but man up imo.
The first time I got drunk, I cried like a baby.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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first time i got drunk was off half a bottle of beer.
i've only been drunk 3 times in my life, and all were before the age of 21.
and yes, i love kittens/cats and hate sports. pft @ manning up. tell that to animal_chin and bbickes. jking btw guys. <3
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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Deadguy2
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I've killed someone
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Deadguy2
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actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house
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Deadguy2
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96 lbs that means i could throw u
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
I've killed someone
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
96 lbs that means i could throw u
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ummmmm Welcome to FTR???
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house
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And now you feel dead on the inside, hence the name but Deadguy1 messed up your plan? Or does it mean there were two guys and now they are dead?
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Chelle
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Two Pair
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in the kitchen
Posts: 40
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i'm secretly a gangster. i pop caps in bitches that wear the same clothes as me.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Originally Posted by GatorJH
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
I've killed someone
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
actually I've killed 2 people (not my fault) they were breaking into my house
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Originally Posted by Deadguy2
96 lbs that means i could throw u
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ummmmm Welcome to FTR??? |
I like him already
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LOL OPERATIONS
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kingnat
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 827
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From my freshman year of high school through my last year of college, I acted in roughly 25 different shows and musicals. Despite being a physics major, I won the award for Best Actor for playing Biff Loman in Death of a Salesman at my university. Coincidentally, it was the last show I've been able to do as I started grad school the next year, and haven't had anytime since then.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Deanglow
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: lol
Posts: 2,443
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i was valedictorian with a gpa of 5.683 and the #2 guy had 5.682. He wanted us to share the number 1 spot but I said fu cuz he was an asshole who cheated on tests and projects all the time.
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dranger7070
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Wake up in the mornin feelin' like P. Diddy
Posts: 2,524
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Isn't GPA on a scale of 0-4?
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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i nearly flunked high school
i benched 320 and deadlifted 440 at 180 body weight
i once played chicken with my car and won (the 'game' was inadvertent, but happened nonetheless)
i would bang rachel maddow
i once fasted on nothing but water and liquor for 17 days, ive done several 7-10 day fasts
back before i understood logic and empiricism, i believed the earth was 6k years old, humans with superpowers existed, that disease was a product of toxins, and that 9/11 was a government conspiracy
im afraid of trying to be happy because im afraid it won't ultimately make me happy and i'll have to live the rest of my days with regret and knowing life is a bitch and then you die
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BoondockSaint
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,844
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I get cold and have to pee a lot whenever I am nervous. It is a pain in the ass because when I'm playing a ton of tables after moving up, I have to get off a lot to take a leak. If I am comfortable I can go half a day without a leak easy.
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Boondock the Bot-Slayer
-'rilla
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dranger7070
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Wake up in the mornin feelin' like P. Diddy
Posts: 2,524
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I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Poker is the only thing that I have ever done that I haven't risen to the top 1/2 of 1% of the nation in a meteoric rise.
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You are already there
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Old School
Posts: 2,535
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I'm a big autodidact.
I love Astronomy, Astrology, Theoretical Physics and Photography.
I also love to play the role of "Mysterious Stranger".
I hate haters and hating in general.
I also hate checkboxes, in the vein of 2P2.
I have lately become very interested in Wing Chun and Culinary Arts.
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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I love ice cream, yet I have a fairly mild case of lactose intolerance. A small serving and Im fine... yet its not rare for me to down a whole pint in one sitting, then be in pain for the next few hours.
Also my stomach can be fairly sensitive in general, yet I love to eat all difference types of food, again I rarely practice self control, and I often suffer through the pain because of this.
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
Posts: 3,777
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I hate haters and hating in general.
I also hate checkboxes, in the vein of 2P2.
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[x] Irony
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
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BoondockSaint
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
Posts: 1,844
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for the amount of poker I have played, I should be way better than I am, and always get depressed whenever I think about it 
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Boondock the Bot-Slayer
-'rilla
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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I enjoy turning my head perpendicular to the shower head and allowing a jet of water shoot directly into my ear. The sensation is extremely bizarre and the best I can describe it is the water is simultaneously creating an itch and scratching it. The feeling is hypnotizing and I can easily stand there for 5minutes or longer allowing the water to tickle the inside of my ear.
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sil693
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 609
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Originally Posted by boost
I enjoy turning my head perpendicular to the shower head and allowing a jet of water shoot directly into my ear. The sensation is extremely bizarre and the best I can describe it is the water is simultaneously creating an itch and scratching it. The feeling is hypnotizing and I can easily stand there for 5minutes or longer allowing the water to tickle the inside of my ear.
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hahaha ^^^ this.
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