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    Default Post a picture of yourself...

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    This is me about five years ago...





    Everybody says I'm special.


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    I'll post one if someone shows me how....so computer illiterate...
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    what do i get if i do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    what do i get if i do?
    Millions of adoring fans, probably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    what do i get if i do?
    me, depending on the quality of the picture
    "Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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    ME AND WORLDWIDE CHAMPION BILL FILLMAFF

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    Warpe looks like a man with authority

    WildbobAA is a slim asian even though I thought he was a fat white guy (No idea why). I'm confused
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    Where's your pic you fat swede??
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    I'll see if I can get one up..
    fat?! Hey..I was nice to you..I called you fair
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    I'm the one in the glasses

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    ill post new years pictures if this thread is still active when I get them
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    Lekfast: 7 Turkey sandwiches. 500 skittles
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    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    My proctologist's gonna stick it WHERE??

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHiltz
    My proctologist's gonna stick it WHERE??
    Probably in one of my nostrils, but I would have to be unconscious.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Ok, I admit the pic above was not me. Here is one of me and my twin bro. I'm the one in the blue shirt.

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    i just took this a few days ago for myspace
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmontis
    i just took this a few days ago for myspace
    Nice coveralls. Now put some cool patches on 'em.

    You got rid of your BCGs?
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    we don't put patches on, we get pins for the collars (E-4+)

    Hell ya I got rid of my BCGs haha, birth control glasses suck
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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    best photo I could find on short notice... (not me)

    Berthing on an LA class fast attack submarine.

    We got patches.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    hot rackers!

    ya some people get those patches too, but I've mostly seen the pins used
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmontis
    hot rackers!
    Yeah we had the whole crew E5 and below hot racking on a few deployments... except for the (un)lucky few that wound up sleeping in the torpedo room instead of berthing.

    Great during weapons drills (boom!)
    Twice we had a guy sleeping when they dry-fired a torpedo tube who jumped up knocking himself out on the torpedo rack above him.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    look at my excellant form! drunk bowling is too much fun!

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    rofl
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    On the right.
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    I LOVE goalies!!!!

    Towson ... I was there exactly 13 months ago ...
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Kava is SO getting laid...(sigh)
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    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    He needs no goalie mask the hat and lazy left eye will protect him!(pssss I think the eye gives him super human powers)



    I eat souls
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    omg you go to towson??????????!!!!!

    I know 2 people who go there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alibi
    omg you go to towson??????????!!!!!

    I know 2 people who go there.
    Yep. I'm a grad student.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    He needs no goalie mask the hat and lazy left eye will protect him!(pssss I think the eye gives him super human powers)



    I eat souls
    Excellent picture selection. Being in proximity to a hot chick who doesn't seem to be "on the clock" or passed out from a roofie-colata helps your street rep.
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    This is about 2 years old....
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    n cardsman
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    <---
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    I play g00t. Using the keyboard is a problem.
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    I started this thread but for the life of me I can't figure out how to post a pic other than my avatar...Help!
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    I'm pretty fly for a white guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    I started this thread but for the life of me I can't figure out how to post a pic other than my avatar...Help!
    you have to upload it to a website somewhere, and then use the 'IMG' button (on the reply page) to link to it.

    i'll let others elaborate.
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    http://www.imagevenue.com/host.php I use that and just copy and paste the 2nd link they give you
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    imageshack.us is a good site too
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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    THAT LOOK! IT MEANS.. I HAVE NO IDEA! OH THAT FOCUSED BITE

    (also look at the WTF PINK skin and red eyes, yay for beer and camera flashes)
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    That's me on the left.
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    lol weve already seen the picture of your lanky ass playing put put golf dman.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I'll post a pic if someone gives my computer illiterate ass explicit instructions on how to do so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    I'll post a pic if someone gives my computer illiterate ass explicit instructions on how to do so.
    Find an image server to host your image.
    Upload your image to the host.
    In your post, type [img] and [/img] around the URL of your image.

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    thats cool that your girlfreind is into poker enough to wear a poker themed neckless lukie!
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Lol.. who would look at a heart necklace and think poker?

    Ironically, she really does want to learn how to play NLHE. The downside is that she has no idea how to play poker.. I'd be starting with the hand rankings, and she is terrible with numbers. Luckily, I'm a miracle worker.
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    a lil over a year ago I had no clue what the hand rankings where... not even 6 months later I was a winning player. I havent won a lot just yet, but Im still up quite a bit more then I have put in. If you have a knowledgable, patient tutor, you can do it so fast. I just had ftr in general, so not as much 1 on 1, but still not knowing if a flush beats a striaght or the otehr way around, to a winning player in 6 months is pretty damn good.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    oh btw, I wasnt quite sure if anyone would catch onto the joke about the neckless. I thought you might just get pissed that I was starring at your gf's clevage.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    a lil over a year ago I had no clue what the hand rankings where... not even 6 months later I was a winning player. I havent won a lot just yet, but Im still up quite a bit more then I have put in. If you have a knowledgable, patient tutor, you can do it so fast. I just had ftr in general, so not as much 1 on 1, but still not knowing if a flush beats a striaght or the otehr way around, to a winning player in 6 months is pretty damn good.
    I must say.. that is very impressive. I started playing hold 'em over a year ago, but I had played poker since I was a kid and already knew, more or less, how to play the game. FTR has helped me a lot as well, and I have a lot to be thankful for because of that.

    I just got a new place where I'm gonna have a real card table so my buddies can come over.. they've all been playing for a while but they are awful. If she's willing to learn, I think she will be able to beat our home game within a week to be perfectly honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    oh btw, I wasnt quite sure if anyone would catch onto the joke about the neckless. I thought you might just get pissed that I was starring at your gf's clevage.
    Haha, she's hardly showing any in the picture. Even if she was, I wouldn't really care.. I was the one who posted the pic in the first place.
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    true true... you are a good guy, hopefully one day I can think like you. As it is Im still a jealous bastard... I love when my girlfreind dresses all sexy, but I hate it at the same time you know? And despite the fact that I know Im the one taking her home, when we are at parties and shes talking to some guy (even if I know its just her friend) I just get all jealous heh...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    You sound like my best friend.. he gets really controlling over his woman when he's in a relationship. I'm gonna tell you what I always try to tell him.. just relax. If your woman wanted to cheat on you, she wouldn't be so obvious. If you go out to a party and she's talking to a guy friend, don't even think twice about it.. she's just trying to have a good time. Personally I've never cheated on a gf, so maybe I'm just a trusting person.

    Strike up a convo with a new girl if you have to... just don't get mad at your gf for talking to another guy, definately not worth it and always without fail backfires.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    when we are at parties and shes talking to some guy (even if I know its just her friend) I just get all jealous heh...
    Jealousy is childish. Of course this is coming from a guy who banged his girlfriends sister.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    I'M NOT 21--I'M 31 . But I sure wish I was 21 again some days. Of course, I would rather be 21 and know what I know at 31.

    You're right though, these guys make me feel old sometimes!!

    I like baseball caps, though. St Louis Cardinal baseball caps are the best!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    YOU ARE ALL 21 AND WEAR BASEBALL CAPS. YOU MAKE ME ENVIOUS
    I'm nearly 20 and I wear a baseball cap. That makes me cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    YOU ARE ALL 21 AND WEAR BASEBALL CAPS. YOU MAKE ME SICK
    Baseball caps are great for covering up bald spots. Trust me, I know.
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    I am on the right. I wasnt inebriated at all in this picture
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    Where you highly suspicous of the camera then?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    thug
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    Quote Originally Posted by ville18


    thug
    word to the wise, theres nothing 'thug' about rockin vondutch, and what Im guessing is a abercombie and fitch prebleached and worn hat that cost 45$ doesnt help your tough guy image.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    ake, you lil bitch, shut ur mouth, OR I WILL
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    did your boyfriend take that pic, ville?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    did your boyfriend take that pic, ville?
    roflicious
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ville18
    ake, you lil bitch, shut ur mouth, OR I WILL
    I dont think ake posted in this thread...?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.

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