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  1. #226
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    George looks like he might be considering eating Gabe. RUN GABE RUN

    edit: It actually looks like Trik and George are plotting to eat Gabe. RUN
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    if by "eat" you actually mean "rape" then you may be onto something


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    if by "eat" you actually mean "rape" then you may be onto something
    You're not supposed to expose our codeword, UG. Now how am I going to invite dwarfman over to eat?
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    im gonna go eat lunch
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    Apple pie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie

    Unknown - Lukie - Trik - George - Gabe

    look at all the whiteys
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    Shit Lukie lookout! That pool's haunted!


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Shit Lukie lookout! That pool's haunted!
    lmao
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    beginning of summer still had farmer's tan sorry
  11. #236
    Trik and George staring at Gabe's ass and Lukie rubbing up against another guy, please dont post the censored pics...
  12. #237
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Shit Lukie lookout! That pool's haunted!
    awesome
  13. #238
    there's a weird dark spot on Lukie's arm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    there's a weird dark spot on Lukie's arm...
    Haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.


    I call for a poll to decide if its real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
    your tan is just as fake as your moms orgasim i gave her last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
    your tan is just as fake as your moms orgasim i gave her last night.
    so your have a little penis then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
    your tan is just as fake as your moms orgasim i gave her last night.
    so your have a little penis then?
    i got what the good lord dealt me.

    Pocket 3's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
    your tan is just as fake as your moms orgasim i gave her last night.
    so your have a little penis then?
    i got what the good lord dealt me.

    Pocket 3's
    only make it big 1 in 10 times?

    man that sucks.
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    what happened to 6 inches limp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
    your tan is just as fake as your moms orgasim i gave her last night.
    so your have a little penis then?
    i got what the good lord dealt me.

    Pocket 3's
    only make it big 1 in 10 times?

    man that sucks.
    but when i hit, boy does it make an impact
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    what happened to 6 inches limp
    just for you big boy
  26. #251
    Shit Lukie lookout! That pool's haunted!
    there's a weird dark spot on Lukie's arm...
    awesome
  27. #252
    haha this thread rocks (now.)
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    hey guys, stop hijacking the thread and post pictures of yourselves.
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    Is it me or does it look like the owner of that pool really hates trees?
    "The urge to gamble is so universal and it's practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil." - Heywood Broun
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    </tan> :'<
  31. #256
    i've only got pictures from my freshman year of college. so heres a few.









    Liter of cola.
  32. #257
    Me in my backyard at 35th B-day party:



    After getting thrown in the pool at said 35th B-day party:

  33. #258
    Well hello ladies.
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    For shizzle. I'd do him. Thats one sexy secret-asian-man
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    Oh, you really meant the girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    For shizzle. I'd do him. Thats one sexy secret-asian-man
    Is it the Dungeons & Dragons figures around his neck?
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    haha ownd
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    If you think D&D could possibly ever be construed as an insult, you are sadly delusional.

    But if there is anything remotely pathetic about D&D, ask Xianti about his Freddy Kreuger Fighter/Magician/Thief character that perished climbing a tree...

    LOL...PWND!

    secret-asian-man
    Not sure what the secret is... didn't I invent this FTR thing? But if there can only be one Asian figurehead, I gladly nominate the lengendary Xianti!!! No one can match his appetite for the ladies and Hollywood Park hot dogs like the Xianti!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttanaka
    But if there is anything remotely pathetic about D&D, ask Xianti about his Freddy Kreuger Fighter/Magician/Thief character that perished climbing a tree...
    ROFFLE. Laric Dreadsmith.
  40. #265
    HAHAHA!

    Yes, Laric Dreadsmith. RIP.
  41. #266
    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyBuz
    i've only got pictures from my freshman year of college. so heres a few.

    heh.. I have the same hat.. check the avatar
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    <------
    DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed in this post are those of a fish. I will not be held accountable for anyone who actually takes my posts seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttanaka
    HAHAHA!

    Yes, Laric Dreadsmith. RIP.
    I can't believe I'm actually laughing at this.

    +4 DEXTERITY!!!!
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    dnd is such a fish fest
  45. #270
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    mrhappy, then take note of lukies artificial tan, haha wattafag.
    100% pure sunlight, i promise you.
    You can get that much sun in Ohio? You obviously work on that bronze. Or do you walk around shirtless every day, all day?

    Or maybe you work outdoors? Are you contractor? A farmer? Pool cleaner?
    just hanging out at my pool a couple times a week. I was actually there a bit ago, it's like 95 and sunny outside.
    your tan is just as fake as your moms orgasim i gave her last night.
    so your have a little penis then?
    i got what the good lord dealt me.

    Pocket 3's
    You have crabs Muxy?
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  46. #271
    You know there's too much poker in your life when your daughter starts to model the Phil Laak-look...

    And yes. That's me with her. To get what my wife must look like just do the reverse extrapolation of how my DNA could make a cute kid...

    Blah blah Op Blah blah

    Faith in Jesus Christ is +EV. That is all.
  47. #272
    Quote Originally Posted by Anosmic
    You know there's too much poker in your life
    Not possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anosmic

    To get what my wife must look like just do the reverse extrapolation of how my DNA could make a cute kid...
    I think a few of us know what your wife looks like. I mean, come on, she was working out at the gym, and any chick who sees Lukie at the gym instantly falls in love with him...but don't worry, he will just become friends with her. That's what he does. There's only love time in his life for Ms. Mirror.
    </LukieBashing "Which I've done a lot of lately, I don't know why">
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  49. #274
    Nevermind. Flubbed the posting of my picture. See the next entry.
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    All I got is a pair of aces.
    "I don't get involved in what the cards do. I just try to make plays and put players on hands. But when the cards come a certain way, that's just the way they come." -- Hoyt Corkins
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    ty
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    Default For anyone like me who had a problem posting an image.

    Looks like you had the same problem I did trying to post a picture.

    This is what I did to post the picture directly instead of just the link.

    -Find the picture on the web. Right click the image, you should see a menu item like "View image" or "Copy image location" (I use Firefox).
    -You can either just select "copy image location" or "view image" and copy the location from the address bar.
    -Now, go to the post new message window at flopturnriver forum. You'll notice some buttons directly under the subject line.
    -Position your cursor in the message body box where you want to insert the image. Click the button labeled "Img." (When you put your mouse over the button it shows a little explanation.)
    -Next, paste the url you copied earlier. A note here--sometimes there are some extra letters or numbers on the end of the location address (url) that interferes with proper posting. Make sure the url ends with the file type, e.g. .jpg, .gif, etc. Next, click the "Img" button again. That should do it.

    Example:


    Then you can preview to make sure it posts correctly. By the way, if you make a mistake like me and post it anyway, you can remove it if no one has posted after you yet. And, if you're even more like me and you don't catch it in time, you can at least go back and edit the post. You'll see the buttons in the top right corner of the posted message.

    Hope this helps somebody.
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    holy shit sentences and paragraphs.
    BR: $.1k
    Goal 2: July 1 $10k

    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

  54. #279
    Holy crap Bmxicle is gay?
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
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    [/url]

    I clearly have down syndrome. My girl (on right) clearly doesn't seem to mind.
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    me and my wife at an Ohio State game last year.

    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    ^^^ my head is almost as big as brutus'. y/n?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  58. #283
    You're on the 'rilla diet, obv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    You're on the 'rilla diet, obv.
    The rilla diet is try to diet for 4 days, drink your pants off for 2 days and sleep through the 7th day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    me and my wife at an Ohio State game last year.

    yes you have a big head

    has this pic been posted before?
    looks familiar
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    i dont think ive posted it before. its my myspace pic if you have ever seen that.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    You're on the 'rilla diet, obv.
    no, im on the "i dont diet becaue im not a woman, and really dont give a fuck" diet
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    too bad abuot ohio state being terrible this year!

    jk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman


    That's me on the left.
    Nice shirt, Mr. Blair!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    too bad abuot ohio state being terrible this year!

    jk!
    where is the "Who hates Gabe" thread. i want to chang my vote.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    me and my wife at an Ohio State game last year.

    So you're the guy in the middle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Go Michigan
    best shirt i ever saw at an Ohio State game.

    "Fuck Michigan" on the front.

    "Ann Arbor is a Whore" on the back.

    classic
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    You guys dont go with the Muck Fiami type shirts?

    Always make me chuckle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You guys dont go with the Muck Fiami type shirts?

    Always make me chuckle.
    ive seen both, im just partial to the straitforward statement
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  71. #296
    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Go Michigan
    best shirt i ever saw at an Ohio State game.

    "Fuck Michigan" on the front.

    "Ann Arbor is a Whore" on the back.

    classic
    Notre Dame was wearing those to the ND-MI game last year
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    FYP
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  74. #299
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Unknown - Lukie - Trik - George - Gabe

    haha this is the kid that was triks lil brothers freind that was wearing the mavs jersey. When that big german fuck on the mavericks made a nice jump shot he got up and was all excited and was like "THATS RIGHT DIRK, SHOW ME YO GRILL"
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    best shirt i ever saw at an Ohio State game.

    "Fuck Michigan" on the front.

    "Ann Arbor is a Whore" on the back.

    classic
    When OSU went down to UC a couple years ago the Clifton Bars made

    _ U C _
    vs
    O S U
    Shirts, I'm more of an OSU fan but I loved the idea.

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