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Old 01-23-2009, 02:22 AM #901 (permalink)  
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:36 AM #911 (permalink)  
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every knows that when you encounter a jyms at a bar or in nature, you gotta stand your ground, try to make yourself as big as possible and throw a lion roar in there. 50/50 chance it scares him off.

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Old 02-21-2009, 04:34 PM #916 (permalink)  
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every knows that when you encounter a jyms at a bar or in nature, you gotta stand your ground, try to make yourself as big as possible and throw a lion roar in there. 50/50 chance it scares him off.
i heard if you start screaming bad beat stories at him that he curls up on the floor and sucks his thumb.
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Old 02-21-2009, 09:44 PM #919 (permalink)  
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every knows that when you encounter a jyms at a bar or in nature, you gotta stand your ground, try to make yourself as big as possible and throw a lion roar in there. 50/50 chance it scares him off.
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i just noticed you were drinking a miller lite...so now is it fair to say you think miller lite>bud lite?
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i just noticed you were drinking a miller lite...so now is it fair to say you think miller lite>bud lite?
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ha... not a mole. The printers fucked up and got ink on my photo. All the yearbooks were printed like this. So I showed up to graduation practice with black electrical tape that I cut out into a circle and stuck it on my face.
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Is it me or did even my nose gain weight??? Does the nose contain fat cells?

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I think I read that your nose or ears never stop growing (not sure which one). You're showing your age Kwon.
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i think it's both
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xianti.. I thought I was just being racist when I actually thought that was you, cuz you were obviously playing a trick on us. But then I realized that for once I was right, the asian I am looking at is the asian I thought they were and not merely a case of 'they all look the same!'

btw, I went to an asian invasion party this weekend. I felt so awkward, nearly everyone there was asian and I overheard one girl saying to a friend "ya, I heard white people..." and I forget how it finishes but its comparable to a non asian saying "ya, you know they all see in letterbox aspect ratio.." I thought I was in an episode of the twilight zone.
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if your nose has gotten larger it would likely be because in the school photo u were 17 or something, and humans continue to grow into mid twenties.
 
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i think it's both
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ha... not a mole. The printers fucked up and got ink on my photo. All the yearbooks were printed like this. So I showed up to graduation practice with black electrical tape that I cut out into a circle and stuck it on my face.
its obv not a mole. my sarcasm key must have been broken or something.
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it looks asian, if anything.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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it looks asian, if anything.
The moleish thing? What, like black bean sauce?
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i can see how you think its a mole with an awesome haircut.

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