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BankItDrew
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10-22-2008, 03:23 PM
Post subject: Post here if you are not a dumpster baby
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4-of-a-Kind
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I'm not!
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Ragnar4
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wooooo!
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Huzzah fellow love-children!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Monty3038
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WTF is a dumpster baby? I assume I am not one just by the name of it, but who knows?
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wesrman
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My parents decided to keep me, but im not sure they're completely happy with their decision. 
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oh hai
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jyms
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this thread flies in the face of affirmative actions. Only a segregated group like adoptees can have elitist and exclusionary threads
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d0zer
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I was almost aborted! 
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i was the best mistake my parents ever made
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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the best part of me ran down my moms leg.....so i was told.
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[11:11] <+bikes> bitches love your face
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reminds me of that Its Always Sunny episode
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I post nonconstructive piss
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ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
reminds me of that Its Always Sunny episode
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Well I called the adopted kids in the adopted thread dumpster babies, because I was reminded of that IASP episode. Then Bankitdrew being a robot with no soul or moral compass stole my line which I rightfully stole from Sunny, and made a thread shoving the higher status of non dumpster babies in the dumpster babies faces.
Here I can even right a proof
Bankitdrew is a robot
robots steal
robots have no souls
robots have no moral compass
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Therefore Bankitdrew steals, has no soul and, no moral compass
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Ragnar4
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Bankitdrew is a robot
robots steal
robots have no souls
robots have no moral compass
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Therefore Bankitdrew steals, has no soul and, no moral compass
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I'm not certain you can Write a logical proof that has multiple qualifiers like this.
Also since it is not exemplified that ALL robots steal, have no souls, or have no moral compass, you cannot extend that Bankitdrew, although obviously being a bot, is any one of these things.
f- for logic.
B+ for effort
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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ProZachNation
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shit sorry been two years since I took logic
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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BankItDrew
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I don't think I'll ever understand why the bot jokes are so funny...
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I don't think I'll ever understand why the bot jokes are so funny...
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When the chip is developed for that emotion, you will understand.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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because YOU are the bot. if someone else were the bot, you would laugh, too.
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wufwugy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDekH48vg6I
dumpster baby is so not funny you should be ashamed
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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raidbett
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funny...
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bigred
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
shit sorry been twenty two years since I took logic |
fyp
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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that's 11 times as long! And it's been a year since I've had a math class.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kingnat
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
shit sorry been two years since I invented a perpetual motion machine |
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
that's 11 times as long! And it's been a lifetime since I've had sex. I am one pathetic loser. Bigred is awesome.
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fyp
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
that's 11 times as long! And it's been a lifetime since I've had sex. I am one pathetic loser. Bigred is awesome.
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NONG NONG CHONG FONG DONG |
u so asian
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by kingnat
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
shit sorry been two years since I invented a perpetual motion machine |
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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