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02-27-2006, 05:39 PM
Post subject: post funny one-liners that you find in the news
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Flush
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"The Mayor of London plans to lodge an appeal at the High Court today against being suspended for a month for comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi."
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...060983,00.html
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He's lucky he didn't go to prison.
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journey075
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BLING AND WITTY HUMOR. NICE DOG.
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Pelion
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
He's lucky he didn't go to prison.
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What for? He hasnt done anything illegal so it would be pretty unlucky if he got sent to prison.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Originally Posted by Pelion
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
He's lucky he didn't go to prison.
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What for? He hasnt done anything illegal so it would be pretty unlucky if he got sent to prison. |
The British jurisdiction system love a good celebrity scapegoat, even for something as petty as inappropriate comments.
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Pelion
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But to get past a court it still generally has to be something illegal. Sure they can attack him in the papers for making "inapropriate comments" but they cant send him to prison.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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metaxy6
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Haha. Nice thread.
How about this line:
"People with grills seem to be pulling more girls," Troy said. "I guess cause they got money in their mouth."
http://www.suntimes.com/output/busin...n-grill27.html
"Most purchasers are guys in their late teens and early 20s. But Milan salesman Patrick Sam said the store recently sold one for an 8-year-old boy."
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This was on a Chineese Restaurant Sign in my town.....it made it to the Tonight Show "Headlines".....This sign was simply put, in the middle of the huge gas hikes...
"EAT HERE, GET GAS!!"
I did a double take the first time I saw it. It is true in more ways than one.
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xBULLETTSx
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PO$$E$$ED
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Originally Posted by journey075
BLING AND WITTY HUMOR. NICE DOG.
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NOT BLINGING AND SHITTY SARCASTIC HUMOR. NICE DOG
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PO$$E$$ED
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"When Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services."
Man Says Stripper Delivered a Rob-O-Gram
ATASCADERO, Calif., Mar. 11, 2006
(AP) A retired salesman alleged a stripper and her friend beat and robbed him in his home. John Skinner, 54, said he was on his way to Bible study on Jan. 23 when exotic dancer Maureen Murphy, 25, knocked on his door and offered him a free strip-o-gram.
Murphy said a friend had already paid for the show, police said.
When Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services.
Skinner said he owed Talbert money for sex one time but not for a previous time when he said she fell asleep before they could have sex.
Adam allegedly tied up Skinner and hit him in the face. Investigators said Murphy went upstairs to find valuables and returned with thong underwear and medication for erectile dysfunction.
The pair allegedly tried to take Skinner's car, but it was out of gas.
Prosecutors charged three people in the case.
Adam was charged with robbery, burglary and inflicting great bodily injury. Exotic dancer Leslie Talbert, 20, was charged with two counts of burglary and Murphy, 25, was charged with robbery, burglary, false imprisonment and battery. A preliminary hearing will be held March 23.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
The British jurisdiction system love a good celebrity scapegoat, even for something as petty as inappropriate comments.
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You're silly.
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