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kevster
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05-30-2008, 08:11 PM
Post subject: Porn film titles
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Full House
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Ok, so you know how porno's often base their names on other films?
I thought of a good one for an anal and/or scat porno.....
Sex in my shitty
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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kevster
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Full House
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Good, no?
Told this to a friend and he came up with "Raiders of the lost arse"
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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blackatom
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weapons of ass destruction
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Brokeback Vagina
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
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schindlers fist, Womb Raider, Gangbangs of New York, A Clockwork Orgy...i think thatll do for now lol.
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kevster
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Full House
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lol @ Womb Raider
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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Deanglow
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Moderator
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shaving ryan's privates ldo
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
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Flip,Turn Ramrod
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Pythonic
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Flush
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Rambone
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Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
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jackvance
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4-of-a-Kind
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debbie does dallas 2
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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pantherhound
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Flush
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Inspect'er Vaget
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Xianti
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Ballin' Out Of Control
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Boondock Taints
V for Vagina
Donnie Darkhole
Enemy at the Gape
There Will be Blood (No change needed)
Primal Rear
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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tom
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Bourne Virginity
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Indiana Bone: Temple of Cum
Indiana Bone: Kingdom of the Fisting Holes
Scatman Begins
Ocean's Eleven Lesbians (and Twelve and Thirteen)
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Xianti
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American Lukkake #27: Never Too Young
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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heh some of these are good
When Dirty Harry Met Sally
American Booty
Casaspanka
Fill Jill
Fill Jill 2
Snatch
Butch Cassidy and Sundance's Asshole
Cool Hand Job
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PokerSwede
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Scatman Begins
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I really hope that one is never made :P
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by PokerSwede
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Scatman Begins
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I really hope that one is never made :P |
Don't ever go into a porn shop in France. Trust me on this.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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The Ass-ination of Jenna Jameson by the Cowboy Peter North
3:69s to Yuma
American Gangbang
Five Easy Pieces (of Ass)
Suck Hard: The Dewey Cock Story
Angelica Todd: The Semen Bobber from Fleet Street
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Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by blackatom
weapons of ass destruction
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already exists, i got parts 1 and 2 
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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PokerSwede
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You're good at this Benny!
Haven't come up with any myself, but these are amusing:
Full Metal Jackoff
Batman in Robin
Pornocchio
The Little Sperm-aid
Sleepy Swallow
Dr Do-me-a-little
The Da Vinci Load
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flomo
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Xianti
American Lukkake #27: Never Too Young
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lol
if it has more than 7 sequels you know it is good
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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will641
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Originally Posted by Deanglow
shaving ryan's privates
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OP should've clarified porno titles for straight people.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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kevster
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Full House
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Some of these are cool but I think some people are just posting real ones but meh.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Harry Potty
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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kingnat
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Full House
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
The Ass-ination of Jenna Jameson by the Cowboy
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This cracked me up...
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Lukie
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badmin jon klown - meetin' chicas in costa rica
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Lukie
badmin jon klown - meetin' chicas in costa rica
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winnar!
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darius_uk
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lmfao
this thread delivers
FlopHard, a poker based porno with "chip tricks", and many "all ins"
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Ragnar4
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Full House
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Men in Back
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Blow
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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BankItDrew
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Young, Dumb, and full of Cum
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Silly String
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
3 Men and a Little Lady
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Get ur kiddy porn outta here.
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Originally Posted by will641
OP should've clarified porno titles for straight people.
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Ryan Conner FTW!
And while we're at it:
Fuck Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - sorry but it was so obvious
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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how does it go?
FUCK CITY!
FUCK MOUNTAIN!
oh and The Good, The Bad, And The Fucked
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boost
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Full House
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schindler's fist wins the thread iyam
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Lukie
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"BOOST n SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE"
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kennyr22
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i liked national pleasure from mtv movie awards
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sil693
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Charlie's Anals
Planet of the Gapes / Rapes
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone
Scream (doesnt need changing - although it doesnt sound fun)
Deep Impact (again no need to change)
Bareback Mounting
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Geanosssss
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Flush
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Buffy the vampire layer.
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Lukie
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gabe gets paid to get laid by the maid in the shade
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bigred
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Rilla goes down on FTR
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Xianti
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I'm a Ginger Lover
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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I'm a Ginger Lover
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Weird looking kid, amirite?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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rewfie40
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Willie's Wanka and the Chocolate Fucktory
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will641
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Originally Posted by rewfie40
Willie's Wanka and the Chocolate Fucktory
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fail.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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flomo
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Full House
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is ti friday ?
bigread os posting
drunkky
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Protect dog
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rewfie40
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3-of-a-Kind
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I tried 
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