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Old 05-19-2008, 06:27 PM     Post subject: poopie #1 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2008, 06:52 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Poop pie?

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Old 05-19-2008, 07:00 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:28 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:48 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Oh I thought you said "rolling" and im not radashack.

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Old 05-19-2008, 09:33 PM #8 (permalink)  
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do you need bigred to change your depends?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:59 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:08 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:09 PM #11 (permalink)  
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um hello?

Why the hate?

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Old 05-19-2008, 10:21 PM #12 (permalink)  
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it's not hate.

You sound grumpy, did you miss your afternoon nap?

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I coulda swore this was hatelike.

BTW I dont take my afternoon nap till like 4pm so I can stay up till like 8:30pm or so.
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:41 PM #14 (permalink)  
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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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Old 05-20-2008, 12:28 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Ive not been up to much, going to Vegas tomorrow for a few days. Have a very good chance of being the Director of Instruction at a course by the Strip.
Havent played much poker for the past several months, but am going to get back to business as soon as this job thing works itself out.

Will play quite a bit live if I get the job though! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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