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Hogimacaca
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04-30-2005, 05:17 AM
Post subject: Poker T-shirts
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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lookin for funny ideas/things to go on t-shirts
1)shirt that just has in regular font : Nut Flush
2)"Friends dont let friends go on tilt"
thats all i can come up with now but just keep them coming
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Hoe-g-muh-ca-ca
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Element187
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love the t-mac avatar, although he is a traitor 
i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
shows all 4 queens, hearts, spade, club, diamond, then in the middle has a picture of the king of hearts ..
i think its implying, your pimping the 4 queens.
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"Imagine how it would be to be at the top Making cash money, Go and tour all around the world, Tell stories about all the young girls." - The Prodigy - Girls
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lonnie
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i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
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Anybody play Duke Nukem when it came out almost 10 years ago? That's what Duke would say when he picked up the double barreled shotgun I believe. Might have been some other weapon.
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poskid_1982
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Flush
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The Rippy
74o :P
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Superb play sir...I always call 20% of my stack off with a gutshot draw. Excuse me while I race for my wallet.
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poskid_1982
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Flush
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The Retard
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Superb play sir...I always call 20% of my stack off with a gutshot draw. Excuse me while I race for my wallet.
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Muxy
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Originally Posted by poskid_1982
The Rippy
74o :P
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Quoted for truth.
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ake
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Straight
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Originally Posted by lonnie
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i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
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Anybody play Duke Nukem when it came out almost 10 years ago? That's what Duke would say when he picked up the double barreled shotgun I believe. Might have been some other weapon.
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Yeah, Duke Nuk'em was fun 
That quote is a tribute to the evil dead movies though, I think..
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Pingviini
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I saw "happy camper" in some WSOP video. might be a CS shirt?
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"Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by lonnie
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i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
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Anybody play Duke Nukem when it came out almost 10 years ago? That's what Duke would say when he picked up the double barreled shotgun I believe. Might have been some other weapon.
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Did you completely miss this entire conversation on IRC?
"Check out my boomstick."
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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UncleBuddy
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Note to vegetarians: If we weren't suppossed to eat animals...
why did God make them out of meat?
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boost
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Uncle, what in the hell does that have to do with poker?
I think a really cool one would be like a pin ball machine.. you know when you shake them it like cuts of and says "TILT".. something incorporating that, if that at all makes sense.
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Wolverine42
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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I think a good shirt would be:
PLAYING WITH THE
:Qh:
KNOWING IT AIN'T REALLY SMART
my girls loves it when I sing that song..........LOL, JK.
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Sox Fans' start learning at a very young age that the Yankee's Suck
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Jay67s
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"Kings are Good"
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drmcboy
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DrButtInski
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Get the exact Gus Hanson - I can't fold this ten high - from the WPT.
Anything with "Bold, Aggresive play"
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by everyone
The entire thread thus far.
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I thought this thread was about funny T-shirts.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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boost
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shut your mouth rilla, no one loves you.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
shut your mouth rilla, no one loves you.
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BoostNslide, protector of the weak minded and uncreative.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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AHiltz
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Playin with my Nutz
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Whether it's yo Momma or Poker, I'm ALL-IN
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marctg
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"got nuts?"
A guy that I play with made a bunch of these shirts for everyone in our "poker league"
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drmcboy
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DrButtInski
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OK now I'm thinking of nuts (mwa a a!)
How aboout a board showing str8 flush, 8-Q, then a picture of some ice cream with the AK of same suit for the royal sticking out, then the text is "I always like mine with nuts. "
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Miggo
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I saw two of them somewhere on the net. I wish I could find the first one again.
One just had cursive writing across the front that said something like ... "Take those #$%&ing headphones off and you'd know who raised."
The other one said somthing like, "The wife said it's either me or poker." And then there was a picture of a pile of chips with two weddings rings on the pile and a guy shoving the chips saying ... "I'm gonna miss her, I'm ALL-IN". Something like that.
I like the first one if I could find it again.
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Hogimacaca
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Originally Posted by marctg
"got nuts?"
A guy that I play with made a bunch of these shirts for everyone in our "poker league"
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that has to be the least funny poker tshirts ive never seen ... sorry man its just bad
no more for you sir
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Hoe-g-muh-ca-ca
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UncleBuddy
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BUT THEY WERE SOOTED!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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It should be a picture of a seeing eye dog sniffing some players crotch under the table.
"He's blind, but he always knows when I'm bluffing."
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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DWDuck
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Wanna see my Big Slick?
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